Actually... it's an online thing isn't it? Fairly common experience on social media is someone ending starting or ending every reply with your name like they think they're owning their arse, while saying things so stupid you wonder if they're chewing on crayons. That's Kemi.

Oopsie. My bad

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

Kash Patel’s girlfriend is exactly the sort of country singer you’d think she’d be. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

Khamenei’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

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If Reform had won Starmer would be on his knees to those voters begging for forgiveness. Greens win and it's like "Fuck off cranks"

Dumb as a fucking fencepost.

Everyone. Is. Twelve.

I dunno, man. Don’t want to speak out of turn but maybe letting a senile, mad old narcissist with daddy issues be the most powerful man in the world is a bad shout…

Tell you what Labour ought to notice: It’s a sign of how desperate left-of-centre folk in this land are to hold onto something they consider progressive that they’re prepared to ignore the fact the leader of the party they’ve landed on claimed he could hypnotise women’s tits bigger. I mean.

This is pretty bold stuff from somebody who got 552 more votes than Sir Oink A-Lot.

NO WAY! This is awesome news

Family voting? Is this where patriarchic muslims insist their household votes en bloc for the party led by a gay jew?

Beginning to wish there was some kind of witty wordplay I could do to mock surname of the reform guy who lost last night. Nothing comes to mind

I would say one of the main right-wing projects of the past twenty years has been gaming every web 2.0 platform into thinking the right-wing is much bigger and more influential than it actually is. And the people who have been most taken in by this effort has been the right wing

Will be interesting to see. I’m not sure the trumpian “we didn’t lose, you cheated” bad loser shit flys in this country tbh. But everyone is 12 so who knows now.

I mean I know we all thought the McSweeney strategy was boneheaded but now we have actual scientific proof of its lunacy

It’s absolutely tremendous that McSweeney will become a byword for spectacular political incompetence. What an extraordinary little bellend.

From a fairly intelligent journalist, this really isn’t the story. They were never on the pitch. Not their pitch to play on.

Latest in ‘Morgan McSweeney is a thick cunt’ news

The Farage playbook is so Trumpian. When they win or come a close second (not tonight boyo) it's always 'a political earthquake' and when they lose, it's straight to, 'the game was rigged'. Pathetic populists.

He really is the most appalling little man

Hahahahah

BREAKING: It seems we have arrived at the We Told You So part of the program

Seen this with several friends of mine who were Conservative in our school days of the late 80’s to 90’s and far beyond that. They’re now left of centre in the current spectrum. Journalism is a hell of a thing.

For all the talk about Starmer potentially moving leftwards, it’s always useful to remember just how far the Overton Window in British politics has shifted to the right.

The food is lousy and the apartment is deranged.

On the one hand, firing off random, racist,witless utterances cannot be condoned and it must have caused pain. On the other hand we need to understand the medical context. The president has dementia.

Give you evens that the mic was deliberately placed near him by some media child who’s been brought up on ‘the content’ thinking “we can get a great clip here for the socials”

I deleted my last post because I accidentally called the President a "pederast," instead of a "pedophile." I regret the error. I will report the original, corrected content here:

Complain all you want, but after you win a gold medal in hockey it is an honor and a privilege to travel to the White House and shake the hand of a lunatic pedophile who has spent the last few months absolutely terrorizing people who live in the state that cares the most about hockey.

Looks like Kilroy-Silk. Sounds like him.

This machine kills fascists.

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

okay, this is funny, though

I honestly think we’re seeing the far right do a far left here. Splinter and splinter until they’re just a bunch of internecine peoples fronts of judea trying to get Musk to RT them for clout while getting less and less electable

It seems like Republicans are really not very good at identifying bad guys.

Kemi Badenoch getting irritated and talking over Martin Lewis as he calmly tries to explain why her student debt plans will only help the richest graduates

God help me for a second i thought she was holding a handbag with a bottle of corona inside. "What an avant-garde routine," I thought. I was very confused. Her skate. She's holding her skate.

A reminder that Rupert Lowe was chairman when Southampton FC signed Ali Dia.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

This made me laugh so much

This sort of thing is why people are understandably not coming to the US. I would be really surprised if the expected international crowds arrive for the World Cup, at least at the US venues. Maybe some diehard fans will come. But the risk is just too great.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Often you’ll be walking on Dartmoor & some ponies will be like “Follow us, we will lead you to the castle where the wizard lives & life is perfect!” My advice, from experience, is to ignore them. Ponies are known liars who will make up any old shit to briefly relieve the vast boredom of their lives.

My best one is Neil Oliver. I spotted that prick when he was just the Scottish lad wandering round the coast. Always something off