Hens

just remembering stuff to get mad at

Love to treat Philadelphians like some kind of sociological freaks at the zoo for booing as if it's better ... not to care?

After today's performance, the Eagles offense ranks 28th in success rate. They are producing a positive play at a lower rate than offenses like the Saints and the Jets. It's the worst offensive success rate for an Eagles team through Week 13 in the last 20 years.

Recognize that the guy at head coach is a moron, always has been, and he rode the coattails of talent in a perfect situation last season. Answer the question: “what exactly is it that you do here?” Which everyone knows is nothing but being a loud, arrogant idiot.

Sirianni gotta go.

If anyone still thinks Nick brings anything to this team, you need to have your head examined. He is the dumbest coach since Kotite, but he’s been handed a roster for the ages. Get him out of town as soon as possible (they won’t) or risk collapse (they will).

Nick Sirianni is a roided out fever dream version of Rudy in the NFL and anyone who thinks he actually has a single idea of what is going on during a game is drunk

There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.

The first guy that put a pig in a blanket

Jalen’s gonna put some folks on notice tomorrow.

They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.

The Lamar Jackson fans who cosplay as national reporters are going to be besides themselves explaining the first half of this game

PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS

anyone still loyal to a party is beyond help

as part of this weekend’s Sixers throwback experience, they will also attempt to look like a 42-win team on the court

giggling at the idea of old white classic liberals crying over a guy with a different name running a city they don’t live in

When rich people from LA win at the last minute.

Ah, yes. Kershaw simply didn’t have enough to be happy about over his career.

Being a centrist Democrat must be great. You just stand around like an NPC in a Pokemon game and say “it’s not time for that” for 50 years.

If there’s a recession let’s all pledge not to do the stomp clap hey thing again.

country is cooked beyond repair

The WaPo Ed Board running pieces like Trump Is Right to Punch Orphans in the Stomach or whatever is not indicative of anything other than Bezos doing whatever helps him. If Kamala had won he'd be praising her. It's not immoral, it's amoral. Zero compass, aiming only at influence and power.

This reminds me of the last time the Eagles brought in their backup QB to replace Jalen Hurts because they were winning by so much, which, of course, was in Super Bowl LIX, the Eagles second Super Bowl title.

Ducks going with the Grateful Dead patches. But it’s a shame the uniforms didn’t have more of a *Touch of Grey*

Daryl Morey, in his Sixers tenure, has made 3 excellent draft picks and also signed the two worst contracts in the NBA. Very weird guy.

It’s hoops season and, while I don’t watch near as much as I once did, it’s time to offer my personal top 8 of all-time, a list no one has asked for: 1. Jordan 2. LeBron 3. Russell 4. Wilt 5. Bird 6. Steph 7. Duncan 8. Kobe

I love to have to research a symbol I am now supposed to be mad about and perform for everyone online a character who has undoubtedly always known said symbol was bad.

The powers that control the Democratic Party will always do whatever they can to ruin kill the upward mobility of any candidate who actually wants to represent their constituents in a meaningful, beneficial way.

If your best tool is to keep the team together, morale up or whatever the hell, and that is not really going well—what exactly is the point of keeping you around?

The good news is that Sirianni has the pulse of the locker room and so it's not like they'd have a random, mid-year retirement from a really critical player to wrangle with.

the jets should never be on national tv it featured in an international games, and their own fans likely would agree

Tom Brandis is so pissed tonight.

every corporate team building meeting or presentation is centered around a slideshow on communication with each letter of the word ‘communication’ standing for something *important* like this: Communicate Observe Man up Man up Unify Notice Investigate Communicate Apply Teach Elevate

AJ Brown intentionally does one moody thing or social media post a year to distract opposing teams into thinking the Eagles are a mess. This is an organized effort that comes straight from ownership.

Nick Sirianni is Joe Mazzulla

lolmets

ducks

couple (somewhat competing) thoughts: 1. Networks should stop suppressing crowd noise in big college stadiums. The volume of commentary and crowd noise should be flipped. 2. It’s absurd that teams should be able to play on anything but neutral fields. Home field advantage is for children. Ban it!

Number is now 4. You’re allowed 4 CFB teams. (Hens up in the big boy league)

GUY WHO HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THE PURPOSE OR EVEN DEFINITION OF “SATIRE”: please tell me this is satire

Donald Trump was on the Jabba the Hutt pleasure barge logs

Can't possibly imagine watching a funeral on television instead of a big boy blocked field goal return TD

the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true

hens

look, apple makes sleek phones that are easy to use for dumb people like myself but it’s hilarious that google has had call screening built into their pixels for 7+ years and Apple is just now adopting it

LinkedIn is an excellent place to declare how awesome you are. Really fun to have an entire site dedicated to tech idiots w/ genius complexes espousing unnecessary philosophical advice for other “founders” and wine moms letting us know how fucking sick they are at getting shit done.

sad about future