Someone being accused of a crime to soothe the president’s ego. That’s where we are.

Tyler Perry has 24 hours to respond.

The most corrupt president in American history.

The problem here isn't trans kids in sports. The problem is that a lot of kids can only afford college if they're the best at sports. That's the actual problem

Btw in this ATF sting cops shot a teenager who was running away from them and lied that the teenager beat the cop up first. The prosecutor’s office is the same one who did a bunch of crimes in the Broadview 6 case.

He could strangle a teenager on camera and they would say he “defied a long-held tradition of presidents not doing that”

If you see this, post your mentor

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Justice Brown Jackson's argument for birthright citizenship is very moving. I recommend reading it in full. An excerpt with alt-text below. “The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste, antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot treatment for the dark stain of slavery.” — KBJ

Vance is right. By the end of the six-year term for senators elected this fall, Sotomayor will be 78, Roberts 77, and Kagan 72. It’s quite possible that senators elected in the midterms will vote, during that term, on nominees to replace one or more of the five in the majority.

The best part about this story is I have no idea if it happened but it sounds like something I did 100%

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

Vance says the midterms are big because Republicans are one SCOTUS seat from ending birthright citizenship

Certainly the thing that will make us more safe is more assault weapons in public spaces.

It would be really cool if everyone went and saw Supergirl. The neck beards would die

Small town movie theater. Looks like it used to be a church. They're showing Supergirl.

The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.

personally I think we should immediately impeach supreme court justices who are willing to lie about the plain meaning of the 14th amendment

McDonald’s CEO says potential customers cooking burger at home are on a very dangerous path.

i think it's good to live in a country where one of the two political parties can't read and the other party is copying their homework

The zoom out is *chef’s kiss*

And so it begins... everyone who is about to be offered a job should ask for DOUBLE, then join a union. 🙂

Every day it's like "Republican-Appointed Supreme Court to Decide Whether the FDA Can Stop People From Selling Ground Glass as Flour"

See #Supergirl in theaters now.

Humphrey's Executor is dead and the president can fire anyone in the executive branch at will but NOT Federal Reserve governors is really a parody of the difference between the money power and everything else in America

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

Morherfucker you are the invader!

lmfao why tf is there an Israeli flag onstage

Well, this confirms the accuracy of the book.

I was gonna post this before I knew it was a black kid named Oliver. Now I’m posting the hell out of it

A hundred years of Mel Brooks isn’t anywhere near enough. Happy Birthday to the great one!

I’m at the Reflecting Pool, where a protest demanding a funeral for the dead baby duck is going on. Protesters are also displeased with Gian Rachtelli, who got arrested for allegedly jerking off at the state fair while dressed like Uncle Sam.

That Jesse Watters nonsense this week absolutely cooked my brain. I've known a lot of men in my life. A LOT. And never once have I had a conversation that went "Oh, man. She's fucking hot." "Yeah, but she's bisexual, though." "Ew, gross." Like ever. Like ever ever. WTF are we doing here, Jesse?

Coming from the most corrupt Administration in American history, this is an honor I'll treasure forever.

friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails

PlayStation is deleting over 500 purchased movies from its customers' accounts 🎞️ • Includes films like 'Terminator 2', 'Rambo', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Hot Fuzz', and 'Moonlight' • No mention of refunds • Comes after a licensing deal ended

The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

While no woman deserves the harsh scrutiny, I do find it absolutely hilarious how much energy chuds are expending this week trying to convince me objectively attractive woman is unattractive actually. From Jesse Watters to rando El Neckbeard Supremos, these guys just universally fucking suck.

UN calls for ‘prompt investigations’ of deaths in US immigration custody and for ‘those responsible for violations of the law’ to be held to account www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This guy claimed he was a British guy who was somebody different from a guy from Rhode Island who raped two people. Once they found out he had the same exact tattoo, he claimed someone attacked him in the hospital and put the tattoo on him. Anyway this guy's alive.

Supergirl is NOW PLAYING in theaters!

excuse me but a guy named markwayne shouldn’t be GRIPPING A STRESS BALL when he’s pissed off like some kind of candy-ass liberal. a guy named markwayne should be getting all hopped up on mountain dew and firing six bullets into the air. and it should be an accident that they only fire into the air

"The Extreme Sentences Handed to Anti-ICE Protesters Should Terrify Us All" 30-100 years! Perhaps the most important and scary story you'll read all week:

The October 2024 cover of The Economist:

This is so clearly and plainly written. Rare to see in political opeds.

If you are wealthy, I think you should spend more money on clothes. There's no pride in buying clothes for the lowest possible price, as this puts downward pressure on garment worker wages and increases the likelihood of exploitation.

When you've won the war.

I remember this. It was a scandal that rocked the national news!