Dying empire embroiled in a quagmire of its own making attempts outlandish conquest to restore faith

Go fash lose cash bb

Ron DeSantis called a special session of the legislature for April 20 to draw a new congressional map targeting Democratic seats. Are they sure they want to risk it?

I can’t believe that’s his head

P.W. Herman.

A reminder that the Paramount/WBD deal hinges on big daddy Oracle's success. Big daddy Oracle's success hinges on companies needing to rent server farms from them. Sora going down mean less need for server farms. Less need for server farms means less need for Nvidia chips. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I’m at ICE HQ

what did he know

Both the Wall Street Journal and The Information confirming that OpenAI is killing Sora - both the app and *access to its video-generating model for developers*. This is a huge move that suggests things are a bit desperate www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open... www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers.

Iran is “trolling” the US with LEGO cartoons

Me: Shit, this whole Sora thing could send the markets into freefall. Also me: I mean, yeah. It's a Tuesday in 2026.

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

Trump throws Hegseth under the bus as his Iran war fiasco fails and his admin scrambles to find a way out of this unmitigated disaster. I read the news today and that was my takeaway.

Telegraph: Iran has refused to negotiate with Donald Trump’s top envoys, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, accusing them of “backstabbing”.

But I was told Hollywood was cooked... finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...

Can he hit 70%? Does he have that dawg in him?

Cause of death: money and litigation pit. And thank goodness too.

i love that “go woke go broke” is gospel to these people, and not only is it entirely incorrect, its the opposite! papers and legacy media that are capitulating to trumps regime are crumbling and being destroyed

Can someone with Street smarts tell me how it is someone can make a $1.5B stock trade without anyone being able to easily find out who it was? I have no expertise is this area. Thanks!

Post it in the bulletin board. You may never see it again!

Just heard a clip of Sam Alito talking about mail in ballots today and he sounds **indistinguishable** from a run of the mill YouTube conspiracy theorist. You can tell his mind is basting in right wing propaganda all day long.

Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

This afternoon, I used Claude to circumvent ChatGPT's safety protocols so I could hack into Gemini to learn how to take over Grok, which I then used to destroy Twitter. It's over. Twitter is gone.

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-...

its called The Post-Interception Pose. Quarterbacks only do this when they're very distressed

I swear I look up to this woman even more than my 2 year old does 😭

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

'Wonder Man' has been officially renewed for S2 at Disney+ 📺

The little vest grabbing thing they all do... we've gotta get a name for that and make it as socially acceptable as jacking off in public as soon as possible.

I'm receiving reports from airports all over the country about ICE sightings. I'll be sharing updates here as I get them. ⬇️

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Trump is out

the most important new feature in Woke 2 is the co-op mode

The White House sending out proof that Trump was indeed talking to Iranian officials these past few days, despite Iran's denials of such talks.

Trump is a scared bitch

New: Trump poised to skip CPAC for the first time in a decade, amid unpopular Iran War, spiking gas prices and airport chaos time.com/article/2026...

If we were to put our ballots in the mail in a timely fashion Suppose a week prior to Election Day And for reasons beyond our control they arrived the day after According to this suit, the ballots would be thrown out How are we not disenfranchised by this?

like in every Ponzi scheme, only the inside traders make money.

“Loser Trump chickens out after getting Americans killed and bombing little girls” Here’s your headline newspapers

as a seasoned Trump watcher it's clear to me that his tale about Iran reaching out to make "a deal" to end his war of aggression is mostly if not entirely fabricated and represents a desperate attempt to find an offramp before the economy and his political standing totally tank

Damn, Gerry Baker. 👀

What a gift to OSINT folks

if you're travelling and you are a documented citizen (esp if you're white/white-passing), you need to speak up & interrupt any racial profiling you witness. We are absolutely defeated if we allow ICE agents to harass people in the broad light of crowded airports. Don't be a good deputy citizen.