Don’t care anymore. Figure it out on your own.

My hips hurt and I’m mad at my government and they should just give me the sick day even if I don’t have any left

By saying that you CAN save Tuvix, the devs are implying (rightly) that you should not.

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

I am certain that this latest act of political violence will be covered as deeply and breathlessly as the previous one. There will be 2 weeks of debate and denunciation, followed by televised funerals. I could be wrong though! Guess we'll see!

“I liked him cause he agreed with me on Star Wars” really is the ur-discourse. Not even mad. It’s how I found all of you at any rate.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAP A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S THE ENTIRE DICTIONARY READ AT 25X SPEED AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE WORDS ALONG WITH THE NARRATOR. I DO EVERY WORD AND I DO EVERY WORD HARD. AARDVARK. AARON. ABACUS. MAKING WOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I DEFINE A WORD.

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

Always awesome to see these numbers come out the same day Adam Jentleson says we gotta work with these guys and their incredibly popular ideas

Me showing you my Warhammer collection

Uh, expertly played then?

we knew this from the data but there really is nothing these freaks love to do more than assault women

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

It really is something to watch liberals get pissed about laws that they were ecstatic to pass last year when they thought they’d only be used to target protestors for Palestine

Can’t wait to read the Conor Friedersdorf article about how this all the fault of illiberal college students demanding not to be called slurs in class

You cannot convince me that Jake Tapper has interiority. This man has all the introspection of a screensaver.

Can’t believe we’re gonna live through that moment in the V for Vendetta movie where Stephen Fry gets executed for doing a really bad Benny Hill sketch

If any political group is willing to sacrifice LGBTQIA folks to get ahead they will sacrifice anyone, and I will not support them.

You can still buy all their work. Being a rude, abrasive loudmouth while trans is the only unforgivable sin to these people.

Everyone's pointing out there's no mechanism in place to enforce this. Which is good. Better double check to make sure there's not a completely compliant congress and complicit judiciary that will ignore or enable this just to be sure tho

There should be no forgiveness for Ezra Klein, Gavin Newsom, or anyone else who whitewashed Charlie Kirk's image in the wake of his death. They participated in a cleanup job that is facilitating Kirk's status as a "martyr." They have had a hand in the harm the administration will do in Kirk's name.

Trans rights are human rights.

*taking a look under the hood* yeah I see the problem. Your Tylers/Luigis ratio is way fucking off. Probably going to need to replace your whole constitutional and economic system.

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

wanted to get the new Pokemon Desire but when I got to the store they only had Pokemon Suffering but then I saw a kid playing Desire on his Switch so I asked if I could trade him for my Suffering and he said Suffering and Desire are the same game

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

putting on the Armor of God (calling local gas stations to complain that their flag is too high)

Me at 7:51am: I will not drink the slime. The slime is evil. The slime is impure. I will not abase myself in the slime’s wickedness. Me at 12:01pm: slime time

imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means

Crazy how Charlie Kirk shitted himself to death .01 seconds before the bullet hit

Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything

@jay.bsky.team @aaron.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app have let NYPost post numerous incitements to violence but that doesn’t matter to them because protecting trans people is less important to them than protecting Charlie Kirk’s memory

Reading “ChatGPT for Dummies” should automatically qualify you as an organ donor

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

I’ve actually never had a Lean Cuisine so I have no way of telling which cuisines are lean and which are unripened

A thread of all the elected Democrats who've put out statements of support for trans people this week as Republicans manufacture a genocide: 🧵

I don’t know if this makes it funnier to anyone else but it does to me: this is local pickup, you need to go meet the guy if you want this. You have to see him and he has to see you.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

“He was always so polite while arguing for the extermination and repression of millions of people” really gives the game away to what these people think civility is.

Holding right bumper until my HUD greys out the world, all except the bag of Giant Eagle Pre-Popped Buttered Popcorn which starts glowing a dim gold

We’re just innocent men

Here are the _public_ email addresses for the reporters and the standards editor listed on the WSJ site. Standards editor: [email protected] Journalists who wrote the article: [email protected] [email protected] Politely and peacefully demand a retraction and an apology.

Journalists’ and politicians’ insistence that everyone cares a ton about this guy is also doing a good job of proving that the “Twitter isn’t real life lol” brigade is the only demographic of people who absolutely believe Twitter is real life.

Just saw an old man using a dolly truck to get cibderblocks up a hill, and then his wife pulling HIM up the hill with a rope tied around his waist and you know I want a love like that

Searching endlessly through archives of ancient scrolls and muttering long forgotten truths could fix me

hmm and yet eddie berganza had a job at the head of the superman editorial office for Years after allegations of him being a predator were publicly known. and scott lobdell couldn't get enough work during the 2010s. and max landis kept getting gigs handed to him on a plate. and ethan van sciver. and

Here are the facts: Bluesky violated their own Terms of Service because they panicked and saw Nazis on twitter getting angry. They took marching orders from the Nazis and helped them target BIPOC and trans users on their website. @jay.bsky.team is complicit. @aaron.bsky.team is complicit