Been putting off a long (4 hour), dirty (cement), job for about 8 months. Finally did it. Long? Took me 40 minutes, including prep & cleaning time. Dirty? I had to wash my hands and throw my pants into the laundry. 😬

Those who compare AI with the Industrial Revolution only know about the Industrial Revolution from AI.

Concept test! Thinking about making this: -20th century gaming only -Covers old games/events/systems (similar to my book) -52 pages/6 issues per year -A5 to meet a target price of <£10 an issue -Subs only -Kickstarter in March-ish Interested? More info/concepts to come!

Does anyone know what these new symbols are for in the newest season of #DiabloIV #Diablo4 ?

Governments do what they are *told* to do by the capitalist lobby.

ACAB includes Elf On The Shelf

I always knew there was something dodgy about the Time Lord.

I'm fully prepared to lose thousands of hours to this.

Excited to take our first steps into a genre we love: factory automation. 🏭 We're working with @dubiousdesign.bsky.social to publish Substructure! This game takes you to an alien planet with subterranean layers that you must explore & exploit as you set up complex, multi-level production chains.

"Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle" "Keep on top of it?" "That's the standard design, yes"

Powerwash simulator but you are restoring the Enterprise D, fixing it up inside and out, ready for display at the Starfleet museum.

Daddy or chips?

RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢

No-one can do the old "upset chin wobble" quite like Claire Danes.

I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.

The #MyXboxStory @trueachievements.com is kinda funky! Can't believe I have a 44% completion rate though. 🤯 (And not to mention the £13k worth of games... 😬)

This is incredible

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

In need of a new phone. The biggest features pushed on new phones are cameras and AI. The 2 things I don't care about in a phone are cameras and AI.

Whilst I'd played computer games before the Master System (BBCs, Intellivision) this was the first console that was "mine", purchased as a surprise Christmas present for me by my Dad. And I *loved* it. I can hand on heart say this console is the reason I got into gaming. It was amazing.

"Dear Slim, I wrote you my Christmas list but you still ain't calling, I left my cell, my pager, my home phone, and my chimney at the bottom."

At the

This is, unbelievably, "parked".

Bought a hoodie where the zip is backwards. The pulley bit is on the right, not the left. And it's unbelievably disconcerting.

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

Full accessibility options. Fully customisable controls. A training area to test controls outside of the game. New Game+ modes. A "catch up" summary if you come back to the game after a while (where applicable) A physical release. Cross platform saves. Range of difficulty options.

It also has the best comment under its YouTube video.

Today, is an exciting day for all Shipbreakers! @bbigames.bsky.social has announced its acquisition of the Hardspace IP and development of new Hardspace games! You're used to tearing things apart, but today we're building something new! Read more here: store.steampowered.com/news/app/116...

Hardspace is expanding! 🔥 " @bbigames.bsky.social reached an agreement with Focus Entertainment, our publishing partner, to reacquire full ownership of the Hardspace: Shipbreaker intellectual property." "And now we're embarking on a new journey to create new Hardspace experiences." 🚀🚀

I have no where to put this but I so want this.

1.3km worth of Panthers #EliteDangerous o7

A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

Why is my feed nothing but baseball??

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

@richardhorne.bsky.social Ball x Pit, right?

I think it’s worth adding that this isn’t uncommon at all. They will spend more on union busting than they would have to pay if a union is formed. And plenty of other examples. It’s all about preventing the precedent it would set, and how it would impact their control and power.

In the beginning the ballroom was going to cost $200 million. Earlier this morning he increased the cost to $300 million. 2 hours ago the price of the ballroom went up to $350 million. We should witness a double ballroom by this weekend.

Caerphilly does it now. (What? It's 06:40 and I've already been awake for an hour. That's the best Dad pun you're getting outta me today.)

Updating my LEGO White House

I wouldn't give Elon Musk strong influence over a WarHammer army let alone a robot one.

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

Yesman from Fallout for @jollyjack.bsky.social

Collecting late. Bad traffic.

In the playground and there's a young lad, maybe 4, explaining in absolute seriousness to 2 of his friends that you "cannot touch a polar bear on the neck." The young are wise.

Sadly

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

The age verification data that the government said wouldn't be stored and compromised has been stored and compromised. Didn't even take 6 months.

Take a bow son