Not to alarm anyone but I was driving with the WINDOWS DOWN.

Getting work done in the house so I had to take my work laptop to my parents. My dad's phone with Facebook videos playing full blast, my mum watching quiz shows very loudly and Teams pinging every few minutes in the background.

I see that Last One Laughing show is back. Say what you want about Jimmy Carr... That's the end of that sentence.

I hope youse have got all your praise out of your system for Project Hail Mary because Buzz Killington is here. It's fine.

Not to alarm anyone but I went for a walk at lunch WITHOUT a coat, or even a jacket.

Hey, lovely Irish folks on this here website! Does anyone know of any queer (ideally trans) support groups in Ireland? A friend of mine is in a *very* tough spot and could really use some local support.

People in work have seen the Theroux doc. The takes, so hot.

In office.

Playing that new Resi. Twitch.tv/jonocard

Made my son take this while out driving. "Ok, dad, but why?" Because it'll get 4 likes son, that's why!

Watching some Angel (after all the Buffy reboot talk). It's a good show, man. I miss network genre TV.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! This week at @secondwindgroup.com, the recent releases of “Scream 7”, “Joker: Folie á Deux” and more got me thinking about a particularly prevalent trend in contemporary franchise cinema. The Self-Hating Sequel. youtu.be/L7VtpYqqhuM?...

Took the kids to see Goat. It's pretty fun.

WAIT it's Dune 3 Trailer Day AND St Patrick's Day? Everyone is going to need a spice bag immediately.

Oh, but when it's SPACE opera, he's a-ok about it.

The targeted ads getting it right for once.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

I don't get Conan O'Brien.

Caught the last twenty minutes of Suicide Squad in the TV. Just a garbage movie.

Wife has brought ACOTAR to read while we're at a hotel with no kids for the night.

Very Irish centered library pick ups this weekend.

It's all up to you now, Nathan Fillion. Hope it's not something bitterly disappointing.

It was called Jason's Gem on the Spectrum and it's actually VERY playable thankyouverymuch.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Started swimming again. Forgot how much it takes it out of you.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

Watching a video essay on Misfits and reminded just how funny Nathan was. I never finished Misfits, it went off the rails a bit.

Apparently I'm supposed to kill Milla. I simply refuse. Agent 47 is just going to follow her around.

Same.

Walking back from the mechanic this morning and something happened that hasn't happened in years. Some youths outside the shop asked me to buy fegs for them. Not a vape, actual fegs. Nature is healing.

Good first episode of season 2 of Paradise. A tail section episode is always a fun one.

The world doesn't want me to get a copy of Resident Evil Requiem. There was a copy in CEX (a steelbook!) and by the time I got my wallet from my car and came back someone else had bought it.

I've found that if I just ignore a stupid Teams message from someone, just for a minute or two, I inevitably get another one saying "it's ok I sorted it." Oh, you thought for yourself for once. Well done. Welcome to my TED Talk for being a good manager.

Even my wife, who thankfully is very Not Online, has seen these and thinks it'll be something wholly disappointing.

I'm reading my library book on my phone, like a philistine, and wishing I could hold up a little sign like Wile E. Coyote that says "I'm actually reading a book."

9AM "Jonny, can you spend your morning going over this official letter and touching it up?" So I do. 2PM "Jonny, that letter's great. I'll just run it through Copilot and then send it on."

I've changed my mind, they're doing a Galaxy Quest but with Firefly.

Gollum getting run over by a car has killed me this morning.

A quick glance at the F*refly subreddit has reminded me that F*refly fans are up there with the most annoying ones.

Having just finished The Hedge Knight, the TV show hews incredibly closely to the book. I think the only thing the show added was more Lyonel Baratheon, of which we should be thankful.

Some men will take on a massive hulking killer robot instead of going to therapy. boxd.it/dqRwfL

Deeply stupid but kinda fun. boxd.it/dpYazf

Wife (and son) are away for the weekend so you know what that means lads. I'm getting my nails done by my daughter.

[sees girl reading Wuthering Heights] "Ah, I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] wuthers all those frickin heights."

I don't know why Ali Larter is appearing on my feed a lot these past few days but I'm not mad about it.

FOOTBALLERS AREN'T VALID COSTUMES. Also someone dressed as Michael Jackson.

Car's fucked, mechanic can't fit me in for three weeks. Kitchen ceiling starting leaking again. And perhaps worst of all, took a display copy of Resident Evil Requiem to the till only for them to tell me they had none in stock.