"I love you, thank you, I forgive you, please forgive me." The Pitt is very good, and I'm only four episodes in.

Daughter is putting eye makeup on me in much the same way as the Mountain killed Pedro Pascal in Game of Thrones.

(i saw Obsession nearly two weeks ago)

Hankering for a fry, lads.

Picked this up at the library even though the whole thing gives me Ready Player One vibes. Or something Wil Wheat*n would recommend.

Also the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut dubbing thing is very funny.

Does anyone else fantasise about having Tommy Lee Jones' car from Men in Black so you can press the red button when they're stuck in traffic?

Decided to watch Demolition Man, first watch. It's so silly, I'm loving it.

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

Seeing people on my friends list playing First Light.

Hay fever? I hardly know her.

Just FYI this is kind of how she got access to the defense systems of the Twelve Colonies.

Thought you could trick me, didn't you, you little prick. Connections Puzzle #1081 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Favreau is going full Zemeckis. Great video.

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️ 🎥 MLB

Thought it was our cat* that appeared on a local Lost and Found Pets Facebook page. And oh my goodness the amount of hysterical retirees who must constantly refresh the page. Well meaning, of course, but calm your tits Barbara. *it wasn't. Well, it might have been, but they're both home now.

Just finished / Up next

It could be 50° and you still wouldn't catch me wearing shorts in the office.

First BBQ of the season.

My friend pulled the wrong tarot card.

This whole bathroom redo has given me lots of unearned confidence for more jobs I've never done before.

Moving into my Italian Grampa, linen shirt era.

Decided to regrout the entire bathroom. A fucking stupid decision in hindsight.

Football with boy this morning. Gymnastics with girl also this morning. Finished tiling the bathroom. Out for a long walk with friends in the afternoon. Home. Chinese. In the bath now with my book. Good Saturday.

Ok but for real, can we wear long sleeves under short sleeves again? Has that trend come back around yet?

Mandalorian versus Groglet. First 45 minutes, kinda fun. The rest, unmitigated dogshit. Some of the flattest acting in the series, and that's saying something. The score does a lot to convince you you're having more fun than you are.

Lunch break.

"It's just replacing one tile, how hard could it be?" Said me, an idiot, two hours ago. I'm still on my hands and knees chipping away at the adhesive under the old tile.

"Rotta the Hutt (voiced by Jeremy Allen White)" is an objectively funny sentence.

I didn't watch The Boys but I often feel this way when a TV show or movie ends and people are quick to say it was the Worst Thing Ever.

Usually avoid celeb fronted podcasts but I like Alice Levine a lot so...

We're sound, so we are.

Like Tom Holland doing Umbrella, always repost.

Just let people piss for god's sake

Thank God we'll not have to see all those red carpet/première pictures of all The Boys cast giving us the finger anymore.

Always a danger I'll eat all the frozen peas before I cook them.

Baggels cause of Britta. Chut-en-ay cause of Schmidt.

Boy's football training has been cancelled tonight because of the rain.

Lads, I'm not feeling this.

Fixed it.

Oh, Alison Brie is in He-Man? In an outfit? Wielding a big sword?

Parenting a preteen got me like:

Oh hell yeah, that opening to Mixtape.

Tickets booked for The Mandalorian versus Groglet.

Good discussion from @outsidexbox.bsky.social about not just Xbox but console gaming as a whole. youtu.be/OGrGe8zBBQo?...

A great night out if you want to be on edge for an hour 40. boxd.it/epcC2v

Just out of Obsession. What a deeply upsetting film.