Bricking AI glasses with a body-worn malicious QR code is the most @greatdismal.bsky.social thing I’ve heard for a while.

GTA Online Fallout 4 Fallout NV

I realise I make a lot of anti-Labour posts these days. Please believe me when I say it comes from a place of love. …and disappointment …and dizzying cosmic despair

So much guff spouted about Starmer’s legacy. His legacy is that Clive Myrie gave an interview going ‘I am relieved I didn’t have kids’ and that millions of people in this country now feel unsafe.

I’m due another Spaced run, actually.

Andy Meh-nham. I mean… I want to see what he does with devolution, but I’m guessing fuck all. For the full bingo card, transphobic cuntishness in 3, 2, 1… Expectations duly managed, Andy.

For when you were desperate to play anything like DOOM on Commodore Amiga in 1995, there was GLOOM. (Plus a handful of others, including the best DOOM-clone on 'miggy then: Alien Breed 3D)

Ohhh, yes! This.

I take a walk but the air is acrid from another country on fire. I stop into a gas station to buy nachos - the last food not linked to cases of ultradiarrhea. On the radio I hear the president announce we've somehow lost two wars to the same country at the same time. I think, thank you capitalism.

Little known fact: 10% of every dollar you spend on Substack goes into a secret vault located at the top of Marc Andreessen’s skull.

Its not just the UK that has seen extreme heat the last few days From heat domes over the United States, to prolonged heatwaves across Europe Places in the Middle East are even forecasting temperatures into the 50s this week 🌡️

It is mad that we have, somehow, allowed net zero - a policy common to all major parties under 5 years ago and supported by a majority of the public - to become a synoym for mad radicalism. It is doubly mad that we've allowed this to happen during the hottest summer on record.

I'm in a chat with what seems to be a human. He's going to tell me to turn it off and on again. I fucking know it.

Sky's "support" absolutely sucks shit through a sock in traffic now. A Kafkaesque AI death spiral.

Pre-load for The Kortz Center Heist update for #GTAOnline is now available on PS5 and Xbox Series X|S. - PS5: 1.9 GB - Xbox Series X|S: 5.1 GB

S.T.A.L.K.E.R flashbacks.

If I had a time machine, I’d go back in time and get Shakespeare to write something to be discovered in the 21st century, but when it does get discovered it’s the lyrics to the Minder theme tune and everybody’s mind is fucked.

If anyone's around the @glasgowindiegamesfest.org tomorrow, i'll be joining the IWGB @gameworkers.co.uk gang to talk about unionisation in games about 3:30pm. #GIGF26 #indiegames

modding means anything is possible. even turning edward kenway into a 90s boy band

I saw “Nick Clegg” and “punch in the face” but this is not at all what I thought it was going to be. 0/10 no actual punching.

Strikes me a good way to live is in such a way that, when you die, you don't get a load of otherwise pleasant and nice people say "good I hope they're roasting on a spit in an oven fired by shit for eternity."

Wheeling out this classic. RIP Anne "Bone Farmer" Widdecombe

Am I imagining it or has Bluesky started sneaking me into the Discover feed without my consent?

This entire thread is excellent

"If he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I wont stop him." <stop stop he's dead gif>

The guy who named walkie talkies should've named more stuff. We should have forced him to do that. "Name trees now, what are trees called," we should've yelled at him as he cowered in fear

YES! It’s the only way. 👏

This will never not make me laugh out loud 😂

25% tariff on waffles in 3… 2…

🤣🤣 what we have learned about £5m quid?

Sticker on the railway bridge near the shop formally known as Tesco www.theguardian.com/books/2014/n... @retroid.bsky.social

Donald Trump A dumbass and a menace.

Goodnight from The Screaming Monsters band practice where there have been artistic differences on the subject of which actual monsters are screaming. Goodnight from Rosie Reed, feeling the tides of her blood turn as she walks the long dark between villages. Goodnight from Hookland.

Goodnight from Peggy Cudford, leaving an offering of eggs at St. Swithin’s feet in hopes of happy harvest weather. Goodnight from Brooke Harper, working late on her PhD on mediaeval bestiaries, Hairy Pikes and Antlered Dormice floating before her eyes. Goodnight from Hookland.

I have heard great things about Chick-fil-a tbf.

no-one is having more fun than hollow earth believers

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

Back on my bullsh

companies on july 1st

Do they train Amazon drivers to knock-and-run to try and get us to buy Ring cameras? My office is upstairs just fucking wait one minute.

I’ve also become a bit suspicious of the term “democratic socialism”. It doesn’t seem to do what it says on the tin and, in the uk at least, seems to mean a kind of soft conservatism.

Chance’d be a fine thing.

soulslikes

As Britain swelters through another heatwave, few people will have heard that ministers have quietly dropped plans for solar carports. Cars cooler in summer. Shelter from the rain in winter. Clean electricity all year round. A missed opportunity? @eastangliabylines.co.uk

You’ve panicked at your last disco.