it's wild that this became the actual strategy for the right

Elite lineup @ewpod.bsky.social @llepodcast.bsky.social

He needs to die yesterday

Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year

In America when the bases are loaded we say the bags are juiced but in Canada they say the milks are bagged

There is one thing that my high school junior year history teacher made SURE everyone understood: appeasing Hitler did not work, and trying to appease any facist leader will similarly not work

I hate being a Yankees fan

Idk why we don’t talk more about how the internet/social media is the most impactful invention in human history since maybe the invention of writing itself. Definitely since the printing press

In the end, the Candy Crushed them

Every dem senator “I just saw what happened with my very own eyes. I am now asking you what just happened. You see my eyes and brain are disconnected. There’s a mckinsey consultant and a small polling room in between. So if the administration could get back to me with their best lie, thank you.”

gop group of pedophiles

Who do they want me to marry, though?

Fight the Empire.

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Jesse did not ‘question an aspect of the progressive message.’ He dedicated his *entire career* to popularizing the idea that progressives are unhinged, anti-science freaks who are foisting permanent surgeries on kids without assessment.

The brewery in your hometown can’t give a free beer to people who have an I VOTED sticker.

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

Jackie Robinson, who I knew well, would say it’s not about him. It’s about all the ones like him who didn’t play baseball.

2/ This does not instill confidence that the Government has accurately or properly identified individuals under the Alien Enemies Act: Government declaration: "[T]he lack of specific information about each individual actually highlights the risk they pose." Full context:

The US will no longer worry about civilians getting in the way of their bombs: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...

All it took was one year of seeing a clean-shaven Alex Verdugo and the Yankees reversed course. The world thanks you, Alex.

Real king vibes right here @maro254.bsky.social

CIA needs to do its thing and make these guys disappear

Nobody elected Elon Musk. So why is Trump granting him all-access powers to get rid of funding for Medicaid, Social Security and more?! We need to get Musk's hands off our money and stop the Musk takeover NOW. Join our rally: https://MoveOn.org/NobodyElectedElon

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

trump literally made made cuts to all major airline safety administrations day 2. this crash is easily and inarguably his fault

happy HOF induction to CC Sabathia, who dropped the coldest quote possible about being a starting pitcher:

Sports keep getting better and I’m so tired of all of the media around sports, especially baseball, putting old guys on who talk about how things were instead of raving about how cool things are now.

Further proof that Cleveland is the biggest luck merchant in the world

BREAKING: President Trump has been rushed to the hospital with an absolutely colossal corn dog stuck in his ass. Sources confirm several doctors pulled on the corn dog stick but that only made the stick come out and the corn dog is still in there.

Lord forgive me but I parsed the damn ROFL emojis. defector.com/what-a-lie-i...