i'm so absurdly tired

Who's this? Why, it's Smearth! Poke Earth collabs new mascot! Smearth is a friendly breed of Smeargle that helps out artists by lending them its paint! We'll be using it as our icon and to help advertise any charity events! (Art by Sleepy Cheeky, RealXboxNerd, and Pyunidae)

i miss playing piano a lot i was practicing a little a few years ago, and it was always very fun! but i can't really afford one and i don't have the space for a keyboard at the moment

I'd be more inclined to believe that Graham Platner is merely a dumbass if he was making different kinds of "mistakes" instead of one very specific type of "mistake" over and over

i don't mean to ruffle any feathers here but mr. fox (toby fox) is a very good video game music composer of video game music

whenever i make a post that seems like kind of a sweeping statement about something please know that i probably thought about it for 40 seconds total and i only sort of believe it

very unfair to call this guy a Nazi merely because he had a Nazi tattoo, retweets Nazis, and praises Nazi shows. after all, he could just be really astonishingly fucking dumb. seems like a great candidate!

doormats that go hard

gee I wonder

"Seeks revenge" is a bizarre way to describe "suing over discrimination".

"Okay. I'm gonna expect you to be really honest with me when you answer the question I'm about to ask. Do you know that one Nickelodeon cartoon from 1999? Y'know, that one Nickelodeon cartoon from 1999”

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

In Super Mario Sunshine, whenever Mario is wet, he will drip small droplets of water. This is not cosmetic; in fact, Wet Mario is so powerful he can defeat the game's first boss entirely by dripping on it, skipping obtaining FLUDD altogether.

shockingly people are capable of simultaneously, 1. Hating their government 2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

i had a dream last night that you had to submit your ID or a face scan to order food at taco bell

Top marks

Concept artwork for the Kama-Kama enemy, from 'Sonic CD'.

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

blehhhhhhhhhhhh

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

i can't be a normal person who talks to people like a normal person. i have social anxiety. i must resign myself to my neuroses. i must chain myself to a rock and call the eagle from the story of prometheus and ask him to peck out my liver every day, and i must do this myself, for some reason

today i found out i have the same birthday as the woman who voices kirby in the super smash bros. games

wrote in my physical real life diary today for the first time in five years. i wrote fourteen fucking pages and it took me over an hour my hand fucking hurts

how the hell did they get malcolm mcdowell for suing the devil

i just realized i don't know what even defines a paper mario-like i guess it's like, some combination of: - timed hits (with lots of varied types of input actions) - *some* kind of partner system? - low damage/HP values (tiny numbers)

i wonder why my brain feels so juiceless compared to a few years ago am i just getting older or am i like, depressed with a depression brain

gen 3 hex maniac is an underappreciated vibe i love gen 6 hex maniac obvs but gen 3 hex maniac needs more recognition

this guy's name is really just "lowly worm"

50 children died

if it's true that everyone is 12, then you have to be 12 in the right ways. you have to be 12 in a way that you think the matrix is cool and guys like agent smith are evil. you have to be 12 in a way that like, you wanna rebel against institutional power and do cool flips in a computer world

i completely agree that posting won't solve fascism, but a lot of americans in particular are completely isolated from any sense of meaningful community. the way our entire country is engineered, down at the mantle, is antithetical to community

persepolis is so fuckin good guys. you should really watch it, or read it. whichever. (i'm a total poser and i've only seen the film, oops)

Once again.

yall gotta keep living

I think the internet has pushed us as a whole to conflate spreading around horrible demoralizing stuff as necessary and important activism but it really does not help anyone besides maybe the people enacting the horrible shit

Don't give unsolicited advice to neurodivergent folks, it's oftentimes a big trigger of negative feelings due to a lifetime of them enduring people trying to "fix" them with misguided suggestions

Pokemon Winds and Waves Starters 🌴🌊✨

Game: Super Mario 128 Console: Nintendo Revolution Created by: J3pseN Uploaded on: March 19th, 2006

The thing is that this isn’t just weakness from Democrats like Schumer, it’s a performance so they can help launder a war they fully support

I love this thing

this is just who they are they do bad things everywhere all the time because they are evil and stupid and constantly indulging their very worst impulses there’s no twelve dimensional plan here

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

THEY MURDERED 60 KIDS IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU FREAK

this horrible administration has been like a neverending nightmare the fucking. anger, the fear i feel, over the lives being lost, upended, destroyed, diminished. i don't know what the hell to do. i feel powerless so many people i care about are suffering or scared. i want to, need to do more

this image is gonna go crazy next time a Pokémon game isn’t well received

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the damn lol wut pear is 20 years old

tails: i'm going to sneak onto the island that sonic is held prisoner at with my special plane! amy: and i'll bust him out with this keycard! sonic at the end of metal harbor: