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Bug music

cute snule!!!!!!!!!!! (snail mule)

The GameCube was the first good console because you could play Wario World, the Wii was the 2nd good console because you could still play Wario World. The Switch 2 is officially the 3rd good console

Yuri between a girl who got 32 consecutive Loves Me Nots and a girl who does in fact love her.

Much Ado About Posting

the thing that makes 00s sonic work is that it isn't joking. it earnestly wants you to believe that shadow is best friends with the president because he refused to give up on humanity after being cloned from a giant lizard to save the life of a 12 year old girl, which is why he's a hedgehog

When I'm sleep deprived and parents say they'll be around in thirty minutes (they took forty)

you either die a donkey kong or live long enough to see yourself become the cranky kong

just heard the word "decay" and misinterpeted it as the letters DK

in some sense, every person you meet changes you, maybe in a tiny way, maybe in huge ways. but perhaps none has changed me more than the one guy who argued with me and my friends for 3 hours that spiders don't lay eggs, and in fact, give live birth

And then she turns her teacher into a spoon. Cruelest girl you've ever seen

Here's my guy Morton

going to start calling mini & max a krusty's fun house-like (you pick up and throw blocks sometimes)

Wapeach👑

girl's gotta eat!

Touch-Starved Toad

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this

I don't want gen AI in my browser. I don't want gen AI in my PC. I don't want gen AI in my art. I don't want gen AI in my games. I don't want gen AI in my music. I don't want gen AI in my movies. I don't want gen AI in my books. I don't want gen AI in my cart. I don't want gen AI in my LIFE.

In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.

i wish we could just stop reporting on the opinions of CEOs altogether

i played the windswept demo tonight, too. it was fun! solid platforming, fun levels. but for nebulous reasons i can't define, it doesn't feel like donkey kong country

idk what to say i just feel like i don't have a future

discord is about as on top of things as i expected they'd be, which is to say, not at all

hey guys if i dm you my discord and email got megahacked

played the mindwave demo. pretty sick

IM WAVIN IT #mindwave #digitalart

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i really really love to listen to people infodump about stuff but i can't get over like, feeling insecure because i don't know enough about what they're infodumping about. which is entirely my personal problem, to be clear!

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

i haven't posted on here yet today but the only funny thing i came up with was while i was walking to the store and i didn't write it down and forgot it

Maybe video game alignments should take a page from chocolate and instead of the one between Light and Dark being Neutral it should be Milk

If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict

Im not sure if any phone feature was worth losing both the headphone jack and expandable storage

A nice little Christmas card commission for my friends at Rare to round out the end of the year. There will be no questions taken as to why 'xxx' isn't represented.

what is with this idea that bluesky is toxic positivity. i am literally not seeing it, at all. half this website is constantly (rightly) complaining about the miserable state of the world all the time

living well is the best revenge. unfortunately i live extremely poorly so i have to do regular revenge things that involve being really mean or whatever

[elder millennial dad talking to his gen alpha kids about YTMND] you guys have that, uh, sixty-seven, right? well this was like, a million sixty-sevens

christ i hope nothing in my computer dies soon. it's already a little old

serving on the yuri jury

powerscaling is playing dolls for boys

noelle for fun #deltarune #utdr