That's a foul. Absolutely horrendous refereeing.

This could be us but you playin

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

The gap between the government, opposition and national press unifying over some ludicrous, wildly irresponsible, insultingly idiotic bullshit and that then exploding in their faces now appears to be down to about two days. I reckon they could manage same-day meltdowns, if they tried.

Jordan Pickford is the first ever goalkeeper to keep a clean sheet in nine consecutive games for the England men's team

the quotes proving once again that bluesky dot com is where the neurodivergents with procrastination issues hang out

and there we have it. Gavin Newsom is exactly who we told you he was.

Well said Jack! 👏👏👏👏👏

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

@meninblazers.bsky.social About to start calling him Veto. When given the opportunity to score he flatly denies it.

Heat check Gana is infuriating.

Got genuinely emotional yesterday talking with @phoeberoi.bsky.social and @miloedwards.bsky.social on Masters of Our Domain about the true depth and beauty of male friendship in “Master and Commander,” not beating any dad-related charges here

It’s been such a long time since we have had creative and goalscoring talent like Grealish, Ndiaye and the Wedding Venue. Dibling still to come too. Reasons to be cheerful (even before some more incomings by Monday) #UTFT

I have a question for all #Everton supporters on BlueSky: What are the best Everton-related feeds to subscribe to and follow? @andrewmillington.bsky.social 💙

🎙️ Episode 227 - Who's to blame for our lack of preparation v Leeds? Listen on Spotify, Apple & Amazon music. All of our links can be found here linktr.ee/eawpodcast

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Everton are still circling above Chicago and waiting to land as they have no right wing.

Thomas Muller exits stage right after his last Bayern game 👋 Won 13 Bundesliga titles, two Champions Leagues and scored 250 goals over 17 stellar seasons. A one-club colossus and a real character. One of the best to ever do it ❤️

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“When someone signs for Chelsea, they probably get to pick between two shirt numbers because the other 97 belong to someone.” -my good friend Richard

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I assume Evertonians have seen this. Great work from #PaddyPower . Absolutely spot on! #EFC #COYB #NSNO

Jesus Christ, he's thirty fucking two. Need to pack it in signing golden oldies in positions that require pace.

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Overheard in the group chat: William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Cleese moaning again. Lesley Knope, Phil Dunphy, Frasier, most of the Brooklyn Nine-Nine characters?

Can't wait to see the impacts on the US economy when immigrants, whether they are legal, illegal, or even US citizens, stop going to nightclubs, sporting events, concerts etc. And again, is this going to be happening all throughout the upcoming World Cup?

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White House looking for a new defense secretary. I think Michael Keane will be available very soon.

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

Michael fucking Keane is the catalyst of catastrophe.

Keane, immediately trying to shit the bed.

The Katy Perry spaceship reminds me of when Bezos sent William Shatner into space and all the reporters asked “hey how did you feel up there?!” and Shatner was like “horror and disgust…emptiness and profound dread at the infinite gaping maw” and then the reporters had to be like haha cool! Neat!

I cannot express to you in words how funny the fifth sentence in this first screenshot is. I completely lost it.

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

DUNCAN FERGUSON USED TO LET CHILD OLLIE RATHBONE DRIVE HIS RANGE ROVER😅 The Wrexham midfielder tells Rog about hanging with Big Dunc and Wayne Rooney while his Dad worked as physio for the Toffees on This Week in Wrexham, powered by SToK Cold Brew⚡

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Telling his wife it’s fine he just needs a 21% tariff on imports from Vietnam and then he’ll be good to go, promise.

"Everything reminds me of her" I whisper, as I walk past a tree shaped like a bitch

The Warhammer 40k subreddit dedicated to the subfaction of blood-soaked superhuman berserkers is going zero tolerance on homophobic and transphobic commenters, because Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows.

This is the only guy I'm interested in seeing play Odysseus tbh