I’m genuinely so confused. Is the lady married to that creature from Lord of the Rings trying to call this hot lady unattractive?!

i feel like a lot of people are dissociating and not reacting to the threat of nuclear war with an appropriate level of alarm?

After 9/11 they told everyone for the good of our society we needed to return to work. That our strength was our economy. So we returned to work. That's when I knew we were kinda cooked.

And on top of that on the last day of the month when I’m still $94 short on rent I woke up to a message saying I might not be able to work for up to 21 days because they decided to invalidate last year’s background checks and make me wait for the new one to process.

Millions of Uber, Lyft, DoorDash and Instacart drivers that depend on their cars to earn a living. Gas prices have spiked after the US-Israeli war with Iran, and these drivers have no choice but to pay higher prices if they want to offer rides or make deliveries. https://cnn.it/488fJpz

Nobody: Men Instacart Shoppers: You wanted the baby carrots that were on sale bc you’re on a budget…they didn’t have that so I got you a 65 inch flat screen TV instead. They’ll just charge it to your account.

I was worried about how to afford $7 a gallon gas but fear not and worry none! Instacart got 5 on it

I’m going to win this trip to Ireland and I’m finally gonna k*ll Conor McGregor

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

It’s pretty bad for the dead people too I bet

Made some chili cheese tots for those bum ass fights last night and they were better than the card deserved

2 more surgeries and I’m finally free of honky cracker disease (melanoma)

Damn I looked great last night

Recommendation Station choo choo 🚂 56 Days on Prime — very fun watch and outstanding performances from Dove and Avan, who are both very talented and lovely to look at

Got melanoma #1 excised yesterday. She put that cancer detection beepy light on it and thinks we got good margins. 3 more weeks until #2. Very itchy.

Peace ✌️

"The Social Circle city manager was contacted by ICE... “They asked me to turn on the water,” he said of a 1m sq ft warehouse nearby that the government plans to use for locking up as many as 10,000 detainees. “I told them I’m not going to do it,” he said... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

hello ❤️

Valentine’s Day treat

CAN THE GOAT BRAG A LIL BIT?!?!

Instead of train cars, we'll have semi truck trailers of people being loaded into concentration camps where they'll race substantial likelihood of dying from neglect, malnutrition, disease, and murder.

Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.** He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.

Made these Oreo pies today

Take all of this Irish immigrant’s pain multiply it by a hundred thousand and give it to Conor McGregor

Y’all 🥹

My partner’s brother died suddenly yesterday and his children are doing a fundraiser for the funeral expenses. Please consider donating if you are both willing and able, with my sincere gratitude ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...

I got to the fucking Winco after all the lump crab was sold out and now I have to make crab dip with claw meat

I know we’re all supposed to be somberly reading these files about the heinous abuse of children but I actually believed the girls so I’m not reading for proof of crimes, I’m really just blown away by what a pathetic sad sack loser Elon looks like begging to go to child rape parties

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Or someone else’s fiancée, by phone

I’m not posting through the demise of America much these days but did you guys know a catalytic converter is like $2000 and not optional?! It’s been a rough month but we’re shakin back

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Has the cash-strapped American worker fallen out of love with slop? https://cnn.it/47OzpxN

Made some pizzas and a chocolate pie

[brian kelly after reading these two posts one after the other] is this bad

Incredible

oopsie lost my shell 🐢

Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel

Aleve makes you antifa.

Tylenol gives you autism Advil makes you gay Asprin causes Libertarianism

Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism

2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY

🙌🏼

I’m roasting a 7lb chicken I’ll let y’all see it if it turns out good 🤞

His nussy got LOOSE

You about gastelum 😂😂

I’m much more overweight than that on a daily basis. Can’t stand these tourists!!!

Kelvin Gastelum stole my bit (showing up 5lbs overweight and flexing)