I know we’re all supposed to be somberly reading these files about the heinous abuse of children but I actually believed the girls so I’m not reading for proof of crimes, I’m really just blown away by what a pathetic sad sack loser Elon looks like begging to go to child rape parties

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Or someone else’s fiancée, by phone

I’m not posting through the demise of America much these days but did you guys know a catalytic converter is like $2000 and not optional?! It’s been a rough month but we’re shakin back

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Has the cash-strapped American worker fallen out of love with slop? https://cnn.it/47OzpxN

Made some pizzas and a chocolate pie

[brian kelly after reading these two posts one after the other] is this bad

Incredible

oopsie lost my shell 🐢

Ok new plan we’re selling $40 Jambalaya plates outside their hotel

Aleve makes you antifa.

Tylenol gives you autism Advil makes you gay Asprin causes Libertarianism

Normal activities during the rapid descent into fascism

2/3 ain’t bad but I need them to flip on him right now TODAY

🙌🏼

I’m roasting a 7lb chicken I’ll let y’all see it if it turns out good 🤞

His nussy got LOOSE

You about gastelum 😂😂

I’m much more overweight than that on a daily basis. Can’t stand these tourists!!!

Kelvin Gastelum stole my bit (showing up 5lbs overweight and flexing)

CNN: "With the passing of Charlie Kirk, must we finally accept there are consequences to actions and words?!"

I heard people are getting their accounts banned for “rest in piss”

Notice that centrists playing the respectability game feel especially compelled to defend a rat-fuck like Kirk. A man who thinks you should be allowed to beat your wife. Grow a fucking spine, and look around you.

My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories

Brinner is served

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

Sedriques Dumas walking out of the oval gonna be an insane sight

Phillip’s been sitting like this for 20 minutes

Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen —we are at full 100% Idiocracy now

I love when men throw stones that turn out to be boomerangs

The thing that strikes me about this is how many of my fellow Americans would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one

He is at his core a lying grifting self-interested POS and always has been

What if we just tell the people in Florida that vaccines are Botox or juvederm? Or HGH or Ozempic or bathtub crank? Y’know one of the many things they’re already willingly injecting into themselves?

Grocery Goddess

I’m so grateful I got to see a Dealers Choice show on the For My Last Trick Tour because the closest Badlands show to me is over 6 hours away in LA and I’m competing with all of California for presale tickets 😫

A Libertarian streak is what you might find in a man’s underwear

Happy Labor Day! To celebrate I’ll be doing labor ☺️

No I’m sorry I can’t make it in to work today I found a YouTube channel where Black people try each other’s seafood boils

Me after getting up from the couch a little bit weird

Now I’m picturing some Rod Farva/cops from Idiocracy type dude showing up to the call “THIS PARTICULAR INDIVIDUAL, WAS USING SOME BIG WORDS FROM STAR WARS WHILE STARING AT CHILDREN. HOW SHOULD I PROCEED??”

Every day is a new nightmare for reasonable people

Y’all watching the dirty boxing shit tonight?

This is hilarious to me because my parents are Reagan loving trad cath conservatives and there might be 2 or 3 people to the left of me politically— keep breeding tho