Polis to Peters: "Your application demonstrates taking responsibility for your crimes." Peters to everyone: "What crimes? I take responsibility for nothing. Eat shit."

Way to go @colorado.gov. this is your fault. You are helping the gop when they have literally called for you to be physically hurt

A cynic might formulate an alternative explanation for these facts...

We made it fellas! 🍻

Good. @colorado.gov is a giant piece of shit who should be ashamed of himself

people will tell you that "bad sex is like bad pizza... at least it's pizza!" no, it's unacceptable. full stop. bad pizza or bad sex. don't settle. learned my lesson, leave that shit where it is. that goes for what goes on either on the plate or in the bedroom.

Just the stupidest place we live in now...constant violence against everyone, literally nothing is sacred.

7 PM tonight @powells.bsky.social with the fantastic @rkambury.bsky.social! Be there if you’re in PDX!

Shocking

always amusing to me when more people discover that so many pro athletes across the board are dumb as fuck.

I was going to point out that opening multiple fronts unnecessarily is both tactically and strategically idiotic, but then I remembered that everything about Trump's Iran war is militarily idiotic.

Well this is a surprise even though we are at 8200 feet in the La Sal mountains

'I just got sexually assaulted by Ariel Helwani' is the last thing I ever expected to hear Rampage say.

if he walks from this, we need to replace Columbus Day with his day.

😏

"There's a ridiculous doomsday tracker on the website's home page, which when I checked it this morning showed that there were more than "90,000,000 million" total foreign-born immigrants, labeled "invaders," in America today. "...90 million million is 90 trillion, according to math..."

@colorado.gov the republicans hate you. Trump has literally called you to be harmed and you still kiss their ass and do things like pardon that woman. Fuck you so much. I’ve never regretted voting for someone more in my life.

It will be cool if Slate actually makes this truck and it's affordable but I'll not hold my breath. youtu.be/L6_9_HHLOSY?...

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

@trentreinsmith.bsky.social i didn’t agree with all the takes here but its the only time besides yourself I’ve heard someone call out Ariel for working for a promotion when he is a “journalist” open.substack.com/pub/themmadr...

"Ah kin drive jusht fine, offashur..."

Lol. It's me.

This is the shit the Iranians were talking about.

A SpaceX share is just a meme coin in a trench coat.

Yeah don’t post on social media about your feelings, just do some domestic violence on your wife like a real piece of shit! -Dana White

As a man, you're the provider, suck it up and ask your childhood friends to front you a few million dollars. Someone threatened you? Suck it up and move to Vegas the very next day.

We are in the deepest part of the deepest pit in Hell.

I personally excuse from 0 to about 0 on the sex offender scale.

You could not fucking waterboard me into saying I would lose a fight with Donald Trump

Every time I think they can't get worse, I'm wrong.

A single CPD detective cost Chicago taxpayers $141,900,000. We cannot afford policing.

New forced breeding program just dropped.

LUCAS: and this guy is named Greedo- DEPALMA: Greedo? lmao is his partner named Sleazo? SCORSESE: c'mon Brian DEPALMA: fuck off Marty, I saw you giggle when they said Jabber the House MILIUS: not enough chicks COPPOLA (totally zooted): wtf is this nerd shit LUCAS (crying): *writes down Sleazo*

“Artificial intelligence will never defeat natural stupidity.”

Nearby mayor is 89 and running again. Was first elected to city council in 1965 lmao. Prolly still uses fkg vellum for notes.

I do LOVE me some Big Klit! youtu.be/Ka2PTJP9Bcw?...

Part of the issue here is almost all politicians are so fooking old they could die or go to the hospital at any moment after a joke is made. Oh well. I hope the Grim Reaper takes him soon. He deserves to be able to rest (in hell).

Robin Williams warned the US about Donald Trump and his links to Miss America Pageants and underage girls in 2012. Really should have listened.

Decades of public health messaging have failed to make smoking look as uncool as this picture does singlehandedly.

I hope all the magatards follow glorious leaders example and go blind. www.forbes.com/sites/jamiec...

The world is so fooked. But hey, you better recycle and do you part. What a joke society is. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/04/i...