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amen

Seems like someone should be interested in covering a president whose brain appears to be melting on camera. There were a lot of people on that beat last year.

What a play call.

LOL

The NYT liveblog on the autism press conference is a fascinating read -- largely because it's written by health reporters and not political reporters. Look at how direct and appropriately shocked these posts are! www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

Parents with children on the autism spectrum question the new link to Acetaminophen

lol

At least I’m high.

Imagine if GWAR is the thing that makes everyone laugh at these feckless shitheads in the way that they should have been laughed at all along.

this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR

RIP Charlie Kirk You did the mash

This is, I think, the best push alert and makes me wonder why this directness isn’t the norm.

Jesus, how bad is it that even the NYT accurately described something?

I’m so glad that I am done having kids. I am so glad that my children are vaccinated. I am so glad that all of our PCPs double. I’m glad that we are all up to date with everything for at least the next four years (even though this is obviously it). I do not find this Tylenol thing funny in any way.

Pretty obvious that this is not a Supreme Court that thinks anyone else will be in power until Trump dies.

Death, taxes, and Kansas City getting bailed out.

At least the Dallas Cowboys suck.

No. I absolutely will not tolerate Charlie Kirk memorial clips on my timeline on sportsball day. The only thing I want to hear about that shitfuck today is that they opened the coffin and shot him again.

Flea flicker! Yes! Best play!

18.59 MPH max speed for Jordan Davis on this score. Fastest speed reached by an NFL player weighing 330+ lb. since at least 2017, per NextGenStats.

Two blocked field goals for touchdowns!

Don't worry, Texans fans. You get a bye next week for your first win of the year.

fat dudes should not be able to run that fast

Brian Callahan not built for this

fire brian callahan week three

Every Tennessee Republican Political Ad: <gunshots> No one has sucked Donald Trump’s dick harder or better than me. I sponsored the “Beat the Gays to Death” Act to keep men out of women’s sports. Like Donald Trump, I’m a warrior and we’re going to fight, fight, fight!

Now these countries can help Israel bomb the State of Palestine instead of just bombing the people of Palestine. Really softens the ethnic cleansing of it all.

Incredibly harshly judging all of the people that tuned in to a WWF show headlined by a rapist that was put on only to counter an AEW show. I hope you were paid to watch this shit. Otherwise, what the fuck are you doing?

it'd be awesome if none of you watched that wwf thing tonight you know, on account of the whole big rape dude coming back and all just throwing it out there (or at least watch in a way that deprives espn of viewer numbers, i guess)

when you want a post repeatedly cited by defense attorneys

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

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Double jabbed before they take it away. Huzzah!

Watching the “my boss retweeted Gavin Newsom and that means he’s doing something” guy justifying his boss not even having the courage to vote no (he voted present) on the honoring Charlie Kirk gotcha bill and it’s hard to fathom why Dems are so unpopular.

These people aren’t going to give up power if they lose an election. That should be obvious by now. They don’t believe that there’s a legitimate election they can lose; if they lose, it’s not legitimate by definition.

Republicans are clearly not planning on ever being out of power.

Cancel culture used to be getting a Netflix special after you got fired from your old job for raping women or calling someone a faggot.

Love when someone says something obviously fucking stupid and then they say how they're blocking people for calling them out for being obviously fucking stupid. Dude, just admit that you're fucking stupid and you're being a cunt because you got big mad at people calling you out for being stupid.

God... fucking... Lord, I hate that I am the go-to for MMA for everyone I know. Just random text messages from people saying "WTF??" and sending me Conor McGregor articles.

I love when people name two things and then say they can go on and on. Bitch, no you can’t. You’re cutting a Fox News promo and yammering about a bunch of unrelated shit. If you could go on and on, you would.

Republican senator just spent five minutes blaming the left for all of the political violence has happened ever, including keying Teslas, and the following Dem senator is spending her time doing gotcha questioning about FBI firings.

500000000000 clips of a Republican senator calling out Bluesky inc.

Brian Callahan would kick a field goal here.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

LOL DALLAS

Holy s*** what a TD throw from Cam Ward

cam ward just did something so blindingly stupid it worked perfectly

fire brian callahan (week two)