There's no more than 20 people on this website that would know that UFC fighters would never withdraw from the White House event and somehow every "AMG UFC FITERS HAVE PULLED OUT" post has made it to those 20 people.

zodiark is rough for an msq-required trial.

fuck yes!

go wemby

I go read the comments on the Protect Ya Neck video whenever I want a laugh.

I'm split on watching this UFC 250 thing. The majority of me is a mix of disinterested or disgusted by the whole thing and knows that I should skip it as a form of protest. The rest of me thinks that it'll be an epic shitshow and I should gut out the fact that I'll be watching a Nazi rally.

So many good tasks on Taskmaster this season. Joanna Page rocks.

looooooooooooool

Holy shit, Damon Martin is going to tear the UFC up about this.

@nakedgambling.bsky.social I think I remember you talking about being a big Interpol fan. Where do I start? I’ve only heard Obstacle 1 and a cool bass cover (of a song I can’t remember the name of).

Please do the sanctuary city airport thing I’m begging you.

nightmare Blunt rotation is this a good joke?

Jesus. Ken Paxton is going to be a senator.

Duty finder needs to pop.

I thought “hangs out on Twitter to bring back Matt Yglesias takes” guy was rock bottom until I saw “hangs out on Twitter to bring back The Free Press happenings” guy.

Whatever about the tax dollars spent and the overt fascism, the actual worst part of this UFC at the White House shit is that I have an annual birthday get together with people I see once a year in a little over a month and everyone is going to ask me about it and it’s embarrassing.

“I was 50/50, but seeing these UFC fights really pushed me over the edge.”

There’s gotta be a way to find out how much taxpayers are spending on this.

It's going to be hilarious (in the soul-crushing way) to see how fast Alabama goes to #SCOTUS for a stay of this ruling under Purcell, after obtaining relief from the Court from a similar injunction <checks notes> 15 days ago on the ground that it *wasn't* too close to the election.

I hate going to bed knowing that I’m going to have a panic attack in the morning.

Going to Twitter to bring back Yglesias takes is rock fucking bottom

guys we don’t have to have discourse about this app every single day, we don’t have to do this

Spending a Saturday on Truth Social so you can count posts is truly loser shit.

There’s actually no way this website has the exact same conversation about this website every four days.

lol what is that stoppage someone making some money off of this one

Saturdays feel so much better when it’s a long weekend.

good thing there's no one in the 30-64 age group

the number of high follower accounts on this website that can't function without twitter is legit concerning

So burned out I could cry. Time for Friday Taskmaster and chill.

Glad we know about Elon’s take on the finale of The Boys. We’re getting very important information imported from the Twitters.

Seems bad that the DOJ keeps lying to grand juries.

High and thinking about how so many things come down to just taxing the fuck out of billionaires.

This week has been three weeks long and it’s only Tuesday thank goodness tomorrow is get high under doctor supervision day and then please let long weekend get here fast.

It’s so awesome watching these superimposed draftkings and emirates ads wobbling around on the court. It really adds to the playoff experience.

[I can’t say what I’d like to do to everyone on this zoom call without being arrested, but I assure you that the level of detail in the violence I am imagining is astounding.]

Buffalol

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist

executive dysfunction is off the charts today

No one’s going to talk about this but I think it’s pretty bad that Trump is giving himself 1.7 billion dollars to pay his friends.

I know Death is a band but this is the most ominous YouTube video title I’ve ever seen

There should be a Sunday 2.

Shadowbringers was such a good expac. On to Endwalker.

Who the fuck schedules appointment confirmation text messages to go out at 8:20 on a fucking Sunday? Fuck.

Honestly, every MMA fight should be “what if the worst striker in the world fought someone who hasn’t been in a cage in 17 years?” and “what if a Diaz bro fought Florida Man?” and “what if big puncher go boop fought guy there to get booped?”

Jon Jones is not currently in prison in New Mexico.

That “why would you lock somebody on top of you?” is brutal. You’d never see me again.

If I was a professional fighter, I'd retire if someone beat me via something they learned from Instagram.

ffxiv needs weakauras