If you're paying for UFC content, please, stop. I mean, I know you're not, but this ad is just...

chat, is saying you want to destroy a computer program the same as genocide?

He saw them as a new audience he can expose himself to...

Maybe cancel the Ballroom for starters.

Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Figmas.

*taps sign.* Yep.

I usually stay up much later than my family, so my daughters will always ask me where specifically in the house I will be if they need me. I tell them and make sure I don't deviate from where I said I would be. If I don't, they can't sleep well. This goes back to last year we were on a trip. My wife

I'm paranoid about water near my house. I have 2 sump pumps with a backup generator to run them. We've had a ton of rain this week and it hasn't gone off once. But my basement is dry. I figure the two new homes down the block changed the drainage of said water which explains why the pumps are quiet.

This kid has been pretending to be a dog chasing a ball for 20 minutes now. My back hurts just watching her.

I am not a FF fan, I mostly stopped after the fifth film I think. So I don't know how stupid it got but they should return to the roots for the last film and do a grounded film. First film was around $38M to make I think.

Still one of my favourite film scores. #filmsky

The mutuals tab on here keeps showing me the most updated posts by my mutuals from... 3 days ago. Awesome.

Taylor Swift released a new album. Which means I may not survive the next 6 months of car music. This is just the reality when you have a wife and two daughters. Just on that alone, I have to be supportive and non critical. Me for 6 months with her music:

A lot of people online seem to be really heartbroken about Bill Burr taking Saudi money. And I get it. I liked Burr too but when he popped up on the list, I just chuckled and said, "It figures." I don't have heroes for this reason. Everybody wants that money bag even if they don't need it.

Family movie night: Now and Then. This is my wife's favourite childhood movie. First time watch for the rest of the family. #filmsky

Cream of mushroom pork chops is such a dad meal but I don't care, it's tasty and the kids love it.

Truffles are overrated. Every time I have truffle anything, I think to myself, why am I paying for this?

Made it to another Friday, fellas. 🍻

Something’s shifting in boxing, and it matters more than people think. I asked John S. Nash (@heynottheface.bsky.social) -- who understands the business better than most -- if fans should care. Here’s what he said... Full show: tinyurl.com/ya2tbaht

NGL, the only reason I'm still at work is I am waiting for a Fed Ex delivery that's slated to arrive anytime now. Otherwise there is no reason for me to be at work now that the markets closed.

Just got duped by an AI video. Ok maybe I am getting dumber. I fucking hate the internet.

Saw a clip of a student freaking out over a barely passing grade. Look, a pass is a pass. Nobody is going to ask you when you apply for a job what grade you got in what class. The credentials of a person who made the honor roll ain't worth any more than the dude who drank all year and barely passed.

What online financial gurus never ever talk about is the unquantifiable value of something. Is investing in the stock market better for ROI than buying a home? Yes. But that's not why most folks buy a home. A home, is about setting down roots. You can try to put a dollar value to it but you'll fail.

"I don't want to pay taxes." We all have to pay taxes. It's more about being tax efficient.

Saw something pop up where a 69 yr old couldn't retire even though they have $1.6M in investments and they still work 2 jobs. Look, this isn't about money. This is about identity. Her entire identity is wrapped up in her work. She needs to find a new purpose. This is why many boomers won't quit.

What are the latest moves the Saudis are making in boxing? How much have promoters come to depend on their $? Why haven't the fighters been paid their antitrust settlement $ from Le v. Zuffa? @heynottheface & I discuss all this in our latest episode. 2/2 heynottheface.substack.com/p/our-deep-d...

'According to Metro Vancouver, that funk is coming from several potential sources nearby, including a poultry processing plant, two seafood processors and West Coast Reduction Ltd., a major rendering plant.' Lol. That's rough. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Me when I see the option for 2x video replay on videos required for professional credits:

I fucking hate our admin department. Admin: Uh, you missed a form. Me: It was uploaded back in January. Admin: Can you send us a copy? Me: WHAT IS THE POINT OF MAKING IT A REQUIREMENT TO UPLOAD IT ONTO THE SYSTEM IF YOU WON'T EVER PULL FROM IT!?!?!?!

From the latest court filing in the Le v. Zuffa antitrust lawsuit. What the payouts for fighters will be. "the average...will be $230,562.89; the median... is $85,863.57; the high payment is $10,313,690.73; and the lowest distribution payment is $16,106.36."

Nothing says family values more than strength through violence. Lovely.

US government Is just straight up executing people.

Education here has a severe lack of accountability. They took away grades so now nobody knows what anything means as far as how kids are doing. And there are no deadlines anymore. Kids can pile up all their assignments and hand them in on the last day without issue. It's a nightmare for employment.

If you're a geek, you can spot a guy like Kash a mile away. He's the type of wannabe that even the most hardcore of geeks disavow because he clearly doesn't understand anything about what he's talking about. Whether it's Valhalla (the whitest heaven ever) or completely misinterpreting The Punisher.

Sit! Ubu, sit! Good dog.

2nd chance. Buddy acting like all he did was cheat on someone.

Every accusation is a confessi- ah fuck it most people don't seem to care because they'll just vote these losers in again anyway.

Legitimately it's the first time in years Chappelle has made me laugh.

Before watching 28 Years Later, I rewatched 28 Days Later + it's still a great film. Brought back some memories too. In 2002, I had just graduated from University, I was jobless in Ottawa and eating shawarma all the time giving zero fucks about anything. That's when I saw this. Good times. #filmsky

Just staring at my wife as she eats dessert. Every 30 seconds she inches closer.

Even creepier given that this was written by a 63-year-old dude

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What a nightmare. I can't imagine the rage that her brothers must feel towards their mother and others that pushed these insane views on their sister. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This Manulife rep has been trying to contact me for a while. I never answer my phone for reps. I wondered how long it would take for this rep to give up and just email me. Couple days? Couple weeks? 6 months. It took 6 months of calls 3 times a week. I immediately responded to her email though.

1) No they don't. 2) Nothing is stopping you from learning new things. FFS.

Dude takes sand and pours it into his friend's drink as a "prank." If my buddy did that we would no longer be buddies. Don't fuck with my food or drinks.

Saw this clip of Merab talking to DJ about how he got a $60K bonus and spent it all and forgot he had to pay taxes on that bonus. These are grown ass men. 🤦🏻‍♂️