“Elon Musk is a hard worker, loyal husband and all-around fine person.” - Herb Tarlek

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

I wish there were more options for buying 1 article to read without giving info (email, etc). For I dont know, like 20-80 cents each. I think it could be a win / win...I could even spend more than a subscription on some sites over a year.

Make your cat even classier @urbanelevations.bsky.social

Be weird, my friend #Caturday

Siberian pop

AP, VC, PP

How the hell did they call her Ironheart and not (Fe)male?

***waves hands like a crazy person*** THE WORLD IS RUN BY HOARY LITTLE GOBLIN PEOPLE

If you lived 100 years ago, who would you have been? What about 1,000 years ago, or 10,000? My new history show, Past Lives, is all about the experiences of regular folks. Watch the trailer now and subscribe to the feed - we launch December 3 with three episodes! www.instagram.com/reel/DRAY51b...

Putting together a team…

I’m not disappointed. I’m just angry. - Mom

steve jobs would have had someone shot for this

Visited Basie's mural in Red Bank, NJ recently. My dad used to always say "Basie made everything better"! I'll play him with Joe Williams tonight. New Ego Ella May, Monkey House, Bria Skonberg, a standard from Boz Scaggs & Grammy nominated Laila Biali! It's Voice Tracks and it's on at 9 on JAZZFM91

Happy Falling Iguana Season to those who celebrate 🦎🥶

Uncanny ***apologies to Wrinkles

The final boss in the first xAi generated video game is going to be a tiny octogenarian author and Elon is going to flip the fk out complaining about his woke video game generator.

Gordon Lightfoot‘s response when asked “Too soon?”

Houston you got a problem. It’s time you got some religion… GO TEAM!!!!

10/10 take. No notes.

While we're on the subject of political campaigns and graphic design, may I present the unabomber manifesto of campaign yard signs. They lost.

What’s your malfunction, Rico?

I heard @subscatter.bsky.social loves his so much he bought another one for the garage AND the front porch.

Imagine if you paid "$1,899 to $3,499" for a new refrigerator and the manufacturer decided after you bought it to download a software update that would start showing ads on the fridge's screen. (Quite why you bought a fridge with a screen in the first place is another question.)

Haven’t we all had enough of the raiders. It’s time. GO TEAM!!! #duval @broncos.bsky.social

Rogers own every major sports team in the city. Ted Jr needs to get his head out of his ass and ban this hack from every venue fk.

The moment they showed Drake in game 7, is when things changed lol

The US on December 7, 1941

POSIWID

Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter

Tonight's the last baseball night until spring. Give me innings, empty the bullpens, use the entire bench. I want managers ejected and bullpens running out to the brawl. I need all the stupid silly baseball we can pack into 17-38 innings. Win this stupid fucking thing, Toronto, but take it slow.

Happy Birthday @lightlyredacted.bsky.social Wishing you all the sparkles and happy things!!

This is just to say I have eaten the peanut butter cups that were in the freezer and which were supposed to be for trick or treaters Forgive me they were delicious nobody came anyway and it's November

It was this or Mountain Dew.

You're welcome.

Gotta be real here… existing bathroom was done. Needed the update. Prolly would have recommended Dolomite or Thassos marble. The fx are trendy. The only mistake is the vanity.

Dropped my phone between the car seats unfortunately it was still reachable.

“The right has no immune system against hatemongers and grifters.”

🫣😂😂😂

***sends up the @pinkcurmudgeon.bsky.social signal

Imagine going through life as Simple Jack but angry all the time

🫶 this could be us

Gotta feel for Kimmy. Tyler is vicious

Cant get enoughbof this channel lol Dont even recall how i found it youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7u...

Looks like the real Col. Sanders to me

Can I place a bet somewhere that @karinejean-pierre.bsky.social sells more of her new book than the @washingtonpost.com has paid subscribers?

What the cuck is this license plate 🙄🤪😵‍💫