4:44

The strait of warm ooze

4:44

None of my coworkers appreciate my Conjunction Junction spoof "Cross Contamination Station" 😕

You brainwashed yourselves you stupid MFS because you never studied your HOLY HOMEWORK! that's 2 capital H's there, all the rest are lowercase in any fuckin case. Supreme court? You are NOT the supreme court of anything except HELL

2:22

This little (10 inches wide)guy whips ass BTW. It's got the TR-808 and 909 drums and the TB-303 bass onboard

Back on my bull shit 😎

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Didn't have coffee to get me through the midday slump so I ordered a drum machine instead which works just fine 😁

What idiot called it making AI pics and not photosynthesis

Just like Ronnie says - beam eye, little baby

So there's a new type of bot account 😕

11:11

Need me a chick who can recite the Raleigh Soliloquy

😁Wordle 1,851 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

3:33

No shade on Yankee Doodle but if I stuck a feather in my hat, I'd call it orzo or penne 🤠

Article about a woman teacher who was busted for having sex with students with a comment section full of idiot dudes proving once again that men are shit

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may the fourth of july be with you

Zoom out and see the overall picture take thoughts with ya use pens to draft scripture In the folds of time the annals remind of the missteps that crumbled kingdoms and we'll find amidst the ruins, blades of grass now grew in displaying that the birth of an era had been looming

It's an adventure It's an occurrence With no deterrents Patience is key even though it feels urgent Do you have the strength to sit with each moment? Identify your place in the scheme and then own it?

I have tomorrow off 📴😄 (my first time having two consecutive days off since Christmas) fireworks 🎆🎇 are secured and pizza 🍕 is ordered 😄

3:33

11:11

Mista Bob Dobalina ....

two more new bots with the same pictures followed me. they're not even trying anymore

*Me* "everything is going well, all is right with my family and friends, I'm finally happy" *Brain chemistry* "lol nope 😄"

Another bot account with the same picture lmao

3:33

I gotta start vetting my followers because how did a mega chud get through

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Why are we encountering many disturbed people

Beck, Soul Sucking Jerk

Oh Well

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3:33

I finally got rid of them 😁 I went back and deleted all the old chats and it's gone hooray 🥳🎉

Oh nice now it's saying that I have ten plus notifications in the chat 😔 really it's none

"are you a night owl or a morning person" YES

Welcome to your 40's- your body can regulate its own temperature MOST of the time

PSA: if your account uses stock photos I'm not gonna follow you back

So I now have at least 20 accounts with the same girl in the pictures following me