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Sperm whales imply the existence of Egg whales

I hope everyone who is reading this has the best day possible. 💖

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

Anybody else getting phantom DM notifications 😕 lol 😆

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Followed a few accounts and posted a picture of a flower and caught a permanent ban 😆

Lmao opened a threads account and they banned me for no reason after about 6 hours lmao 😞

ME: so it’s just like Air Bud only the dog can’t fly or play basketball, I call it Ground Bud HOLLYWOOD EXEC 1: I love it HOLLYWOOD EXEC 2: just incredible HOLLYWOOD EXEC 3: here is a giant bag of money ME: Ground Bud

Looking back now, Beck was spot on; my time IS in fact a piece of wax, which is falling on a termite who happens to be choking on the splinters. Idk how he knew, but he nailed it

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

loud music out of a phone: bullshit. Sounds terrible. Antisocial Loud music out of a boombox: festive. So social. listen to this banger everybody ! so much nostalgia

Woohoo 🙌🏼🎉 Discover feed is back 🔙🔙😸 hell to the yeah baybee

IDK why in the fuck I felt compelled to squeeze it so hard, but since I stopped and began keeping it loose it's been a revelation

One thing that has helped me the absolute most in learning to play the bass is when I stopped the death grip on the neck and stopped white knuckling the fretboard lol 😆

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Bro why the fuck does every bot account use a version of the same god damned profile picture, and who the fuck is the girl, whose face is always partially obscured 🙃 I feel like I'm going insane tbqmfh

Oh ok cool, the Discover feed is just gone lol 😆 lmao 🤣 lmfao 😅

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Why do y'all have nine hundred thousand followers and 0 posts 😭

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Also polls 😄

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Doctor said I have chronic Gear Acquisition Syndrome 🤧🤒😜

Not pictured: Tascam DP-008 EX Pocket Studio, the mandatory fuzz pedal, multi effects pedal 😎↕️

Introvert cafe

Back at it like a crack addict

And why is the profile picture always a long shot of the back of an Asian woman facing away in like some mountains or some shit 😭

If you follow me and I go to your page and you follow like thirty thousand accounts and have zero posts I'm 😭 not gonna follow back 😆

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The quality of our life depends on the quality of our thoughts We must not be fearful of the thoughts that enter the mind,but wise in choosing what to hold on to and what to dismiss That which we elevate and honor we will become #nature #photography #meditation #mindfulness #growth #mentalhealth

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MÉRICA 17.20-726-2026

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old chinese proverb says man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

do the tides pause in sympathy when your heart is broken? no the cosmos rolls on magnificent and indifferent it is not cruelty, but a mercy if the universe insisted on taking our concerns as seriously as we do it would go mad within a moment — Alan Watts

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We don't have a lot of time to waste on not being ourselves.

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Nirvana ✨ Lake of Fire (MTV Unplugged, 1993) Remembering Kurt Cobain, gone today April 5th, 1994 — 32 years ago. 💔