This is how Bill Cosby wound up being defended after drugging and raping women. Do better.

Dog brings you the newspaper after shitting on the carpet, does the newspaper make you forget about the steaming pile of shit?

Roses are red Violets are blue My local PD Wants me to snitch on you.

I truly am setting myself on fire to keep others warm. As my skin starts to melt I hear someone say "warmer."

Said all of this with one expression.🤣

Between work and caretaking I don't have a lot of time. Plus the talent pool is last swallow of orange juice shallow.

the type of flick PWIs use in the brochure to show how their campus is diverse

What is it about scrub pants that make it feel like you carrying a dump truck when you are not?

Damn The Sybaris is still in business?

"Why you bringing up old shit", but for pedos.

Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats

How many things in the 5 years Trump has been in office have caused you to think “and we’re just all supposed to go to work today??”

Been waiting for this one. Downloading now...

It’s from a veritable source with a PhD!

An educated negro is DANGEROUS negro. Stay Dangerous ⚠️☣️☢️

Justice for Surya Bonaly!!

It’s not always about trying harder. Sometimes it’s about trying differently.

So I passed. Who wants to get poked fir?

More pleasure than pain this year

With zeal

Good night.

Fuck an after life! We deserve a good life right tf now

What if the beard is hypothetical?

Got heigh. Desired cookies and ice cream.

I hunger.

Spring gotta hurry the 🤬 up

Oh hey anxiety

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

I wanna get real fine and go outside and be grown

Good advice.

Y’all ain’t having no real sex if you even know how long it lasted. Time gets real fake when you fuckin good.

So what's the timer for threesomes?

What timer?

The real issue. Y’all only have sex to get the orgasms. Sex is an activity that you have to dedicate the time and effort to. The orgasms come naturally after that 🤷🏽‍♀️

Time should fly if you're having fun.

The SL right now.

It's not for me to talk about. My partners tell the story much better.

That's why time is kind of a fucked up metric for sex. It's the results of the time spent. Soft peaks, know what I'm saying?

"🎶Lovers come and then lovers go That's what folks say, don't they know? They're not there when you love me, hold me, and say you care What we have is much more than they can see🎶"

Imma always rush down for a good passionate make out session! On my way!

That delicious combo!

Foreplay comes with the sex.

Whatever time it takes for everyone to get theirs.

Have reviewed thousands of documents from the Epstein Files. I have located one and only one Black child rapist, a sole Black child abuser, amidst the entire avalanche of disgustingness: Justice Clarence Thomas. Zero surprise there. Gross.

I'm from the phone sex generation lol.

Sex is a full body experience. All your senses are involved, and sound matters more than people admit. You need audio cues, signals that spark imagination and anticipation. Sometimes that means wanting a man in your ears, low and rough, growling and grunting. Please, do better.