That arm looks like a flat 😂

The "Shooter":

You’re telling me someone was able to breach the layers of security surrounding the building and get into the lobby with a gun? Either the most inept Secret Service in the history of forever Or it’s complete bullshit

Cobra aim strikes again.

A man who doesn't know how to be monogamous, ALSO has no idea how to polyamorous. I promise.

The Etsy witches finna have Klay seeing sleep paralysis demons made out of crutches

You with the bullshit or you ain't.

And stop dismissing shit saying “gender wars” or “I’ll come back later.” A lot of y’all haven’t evolved or unlearned the bullshit you were taught.

The real comedy is gonna be all the men who was hating on Klay for the last year about to be dick riding him now like they wasn’t talking crazy on his top

A lot of men are not built to go beyond a glance at their own reflection.

There is absolutely a gender war but it ain’t online. The gender war y’all keep getting confused about is the war on women and children as evidenced by the countless headlines you’ve seen over the past few weeks. You ain’t taking “losses on your side” bc women call out bullshit and trauma FOH

Tonight's strains Tropicana Cookies and Forbidden Cream

Got new tires only to find a nail in one of them today.

Us lightskins down bad again?

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: 🇦🇺 0 🇨🇦 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇫🇷 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇸 0 🇮🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇯🇵 0 🇳🇱 0 🇳🇴 0 🇵🇹 0 🇪🇸 0 🇸🇪 0 🇬🇧 0 🇺🇸 530,000 There’s a lesson there.

4 hour shift. Let me get cute.

Should shave these catfish whiskers.

Vanilla bean ice cream. Chocolate chip cookies.

It'd be the sole opportunity I've had today to be sucked on, so maybe not.

Was that a mosquito?! Too soon.

My eyes see y'all and make me feel kinda mid.😂

A good hug will make you forget your problems.

Maybe a nap will fix it. PS Y'all fine.

I've been mindful of how much I clench my jaw during the day. It's more often than I would like.

No one's ever tried shooting their shot out in the wild, so 🤷🏽‍♂️.

Please stop treating me like I couldn't be doing something else

The expectation, always there, but never seems to be attainable no matter what.

Should be in a better mood on my day off, but....people.

Capitalism must be destroyed

Crazy that a soldier is the first one caught while the actual cabinet members - who have probably made millions - are still skating away

My books are open for doula clients! www.sayheylenee.com/work-with-le...

Where is the class action lawsuit against these personal loan calls!?

There was this medical encyclopedia in my grandma's library that gave me the "basics." Also found those romance novels too. After that it was health class and porn. Never discussed it with my parents outside of dont do it till you're married.

Affair lasted longer than most Browns coaches.

Atlanta police looking for missing woman, 2-year-old son

Racism not being a deal breaker is why I’m good on a lot of y’all muhfuckas!

You can control the government for 3 years and one state IF you wear a butt plug for 2 hours a day, daily, for a period of 4 years. What do you do? 1️⃣ Plug me up, Scottie! 2️⃣ Add 2 hours to govern 2 states 3️⃣ Add vibration to remove one state from the country 4️⃣ Hell no, not my hole! 📊 Show results

Someone will love you for that very thing you’re insecure about. Just try to learn how to love that part of yourself first. Or even, work to ACCEPT it at the bare minimum. You’re okay, love. And you will continue to be. 🫂💛

Nope.

$180/ $500. I have to get these funds by this time next week. Have to. I can't make anything shake on the job front, I'm chasing down a month old invoice ... please help.

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All these rules are made up, do what you need, be who you are unapologetically.

People's inability to use self checkout but using it anyway.

Who they extend grace to.

I'm Chocolate Giddyap with a state license.