Instead of a ballroom, I propose that we wrap Donald Trump's entire body in a three-inch layer of protective steel.

captain's third leg

oooh I'm the markets, I don't know how to count barrels of supply and also can't tell that elon musk has always been full of shit but you should organize your society around me anyway, uurgghh

I understand that it is deeply inconvenient for everyone with money and power that the richest man in the world is a Nazi, but the richest man in the world is a Nazi

i don't know how to parody this anymore

“You’re getting dressed up so you can attend a fancy party and take a selfie with Mike Johnson? But with your platform as a journalist, you could skip this event in the name of the First Amendment!” “But I don’t want to skip this event. I want to get dressed up and take a selfie with Mike Johnson.”

Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’

When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research.

This is a real thing a real person said. Astonishing how much contempt people hold in their hearts. Soul-poisoning.

it's wild how not one of these alleged titans of journalism has done a single deep dive into how maga is literally a protection racket for sex offenders

It’s amazing how many bullies become deeply principled pacifists the first time they get punched back.

Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Picky Eater - Gator Days

Kids Say Things - Gator Days

Never been more convinced that House Alito was behind the Dobbs leak. Getting it out there locked in Kavanaugh's vote amid Roberts and Breyer efforts to flip him, then Alito argued that the dissenters needed to hurry up because of security threats. How incredibly convenient

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Bad draft is a lot easier to fix than a blank page

We actually DID used to allow people to dispense morphine in their home, and in a convenient pocket-size bottle! This is why regulation absolutely matters in our society.

The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

It’s so funny that they pubbed this the day before “john roberts invented the trump era shadow docket to make sure fossil fuel companies could keep killing you and make money doing it” bsky.app/profile/cris...

OOP New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!' www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Make It Myself xkcd.com/3233/

The Art of War is very funny once you understand it for what it actually is, which is Warfare 101 For Dipshit Nobles the intended audience is exactly people like Pete Hegseth

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

This is an important point to remember every time some yahoo politician who wants to defund the NSF reads the title of a grant in dumbstruck tones: "They're studying the venom of Gila monsters? What? Who's *that* for?" All of us, Gomer. It's how science actually works.

Salamence used dragon rage!

Now, was this before or after you had to convince Gollum that he was a piss baby?

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

some warm up poses i drew

more closer look of the hottie uwu

prohibition but for sports gambling, now you’re only allowed to do it if you go to a dingy bar and place your bet with a guy named vito four fingers who makes it extremely clear that if you welch on him you’re going to join him in the four fingers club

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

OK ! I know you like them , but do you have any Pokémon that are rarely (or never) represented in the Baraverse? Preferably think of Pokémon that are truly overlooked....the ones left behind in the background ! They need more muscles too !! #POKEMON #Fanart #Furryart #Furry

For many years people have avoided fucking corpses. Jeffrey Dahmer is taking a different approach.

generation lead never fails

SHARK SHARK SHARK

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing you can just Not Do That there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

Call me an art snob but I feel like set dressing is a very important thing to understand when it comes to art and what works together and what doesn't. Putting a 125-ring cigar on a coffee table beside a bowl of potato chips with no ashtray in sight is mad work.