I think I may have cracked it

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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Yeah man, I support Civic Transparency

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

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He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safe for children to grow up in.

Radicalized Fozzie Bear be like "Worker worker"

from Eisenhower's April 1953 "Chance For Peace" speech

remember I cast Please Don’t Hit Me before crossing every driveway and intersection 🙏🏼

Here are some of my ideas for variants on how the Andalites (from the book series “Animorphs”) could look in a film or tv show, exploring different possibilities for their alien, centaur-like anatomy!

Wise words

Wrestling might be good

Andrade rocking the hardest Brit fit imaginable as Bandido rocks the hardest Slav fit imaginable

Let me say this: There's a fairly high chance that a court will take a look at this and stay the law and you will forget about the fact that the Kansas Legislature tried to criminalize nearly every trans person in the state. That will be a mistake.

Have you seen this man?

DC metro stations my beloved

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There was an idea in linguistics that the language you speak determines what you can think. That is, if your language has no word for a concept, that concept is unavailable to you. This idea has been more or less dead in linguistics for decades. But it’s had a strange afterlife in the wider world.

Look, I know it worked for a lot of series in the past but maybe it wasn't the right move to let James Cameron direct the sequel to the First Vatican Counsel.

Live footage of me trying to figure out what my temple-attending mormon father is trying to communicate to me, his gay daughter, by sending me (w/o substantive commentary) a 20 min YouTube video about the "top 5 *legitimate* *biblically valid* reasons believers are leaving the institutional church"

*chanting* New floor! New floor! New floor!

Welcome to America

Two-year-old wolfdog Nazgul went viral after showing up uninvited at a cross-country ski course during the Winter Olympics.

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

Thunder Rosa is back!!! 😭 Mujer Mexicana Migrante = Immigrant Mexican Woman #AEWCollision @thunderrosa22.bsky.social

Greater Greater Washington endorses Andrew Friedson for Montgomery County executive

Turns out if you go for a big enough bike ride, you turn into soup

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Me every morning in this fucking country

Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

"No one is born knowing what a Subaru Outback is. Not even lesbians. We’re born this way insofar as we never know what the fuck is going on."

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Adding my bluesky link to discord so it knows I'm over 30

Eeek!

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO #AEWDynamite

Be the Calvin's dad you want to see in the world

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

he should not get a pension