Bros inability to communicate clearly has to be a mental illness of its own

My dad is rage bait personified

I’m literally fine as long as I don’t think about the future the past or the present

I would never propose to a man, only thing I’d do on my knees for a man is suck dick NEVER give you a ring bitch wtf 😭

Bunch of tik toks of women proposing to men… I’m sick. how far we have stranded from gods light

I look at pictures of my cat while I’m at work like she’s my dead wife

Will I get a man’s name tatted on me? No. Do I expect a man to get my name tatted on him? Absolutely

Can men stop yelling omgfff these people are going crazy in every apartment lmaooo so fkn loud

Loneliness is my lesson in this life

Hay que joderse. Menuda mierda hay que comerse

“AI is replacing us” I’d like to seee AI exclusively date avoidant men as a girl with BPD

As much as I want this to be a sprint, its still a marathon no matter what

I'm peacefully doing so.

I’ve named my imaginary children w men that never had any intention of having said kids with me and it HAUNTS me

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

I remember a white coworker telling me that he didn’t think I was seeing things from his perspective. I told him that I have to see things from his perspective every single day otherwise I wouldn’t be where I am today.

It never mattered how much screaming we did. We were up against endless bots and weaponized algorithms, and most of us knew it. This wasn't an opiate for the masses, it was manufactured, calculated mass hysteria. How late stage capitalism is that? And please say it's terminal, lie if you have to.

I knew the discover tab wasn’t for me after I saw a grown ass man wearing a diaper. Removed it from my feeds immediately.

El pasado es una ancla de 10,000 toneladas… uno puede ir a terapia pero lo que uno es, no se borra

My dad is such a waste of space nada mas vino al mundo pa completar un grupo dear lord

Fuck my fucking chungus life

Today is a day I do not love my job but I must do it anyway

Im so exhausted

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

Up at 3 am watching Prince guitar solos. ❤️❤️❤️ youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c?...

Said i love making love in front of a mirror

We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare

VERY. PERFECT. HERON. 🩶

It’s wild to see the response to the “male loneliness epidemic” cause when it was women who were lonely we were told to work on ourselves and the right man would come along. We were told all types of ways to make ourselves appealing to men.

It's never too late to quit X, the right thing to do is always the right thing to do.

Good morning 🌞

My cat eats all my plants so we have given up on that front but these obsolete cables will make a nice knot in the ceiling fan someday

joke’s on you, DAD, i don’t have plants OR pottery

Missy Elliott doesn't get enough credit as a producer. She is one of the greatest to ever do it.

I'm glad there's more advertising for PrEP now and especially to womyn.

Gas station dick pill is crazyyyyyyyy it’s some disturbed individuals out there ain’t no way

Being born in 98 such a weird experience when I hang with millennials I feel chronically online and juvenile. When I hang out with gen z I feel like a fucking boomer

Not to brag but I didn’t even know non eaters existed

men love doing this with me 🫩

This show is great, every episode is like "I am 73 years old and dependent on a CPAP machine. I moved to the middle of Blood Bear Death Ravine, seven thousand miles from the nearest generator. I am morally opposed to hunting and farming, and my budget is $16.34. Please send help." 10/10, no notes.

Bien dicen que el sueño perdido no se recupera nunca

Damned if I do damned if I don’t

everyone loves to clown on guys who die in caves with wives and kids at home but I feel like marrying a cave guy sort of waivers your right to being upset when your cave guy dies in a cave. cave guy wives are sort of like base jumpers and F1 racers, the potential for tragedy is part of the rush.

what i love about banjo is how it can make any song immediately unsexy. righteous brothers’ unchained melody, panty dropping stuff. unchained melody on banjo, never touch me again. ginuwine’s pony, is it getting hot in here?! ginuwine’s pony on banjo, you’re going away for a long time you sick fuck

how many y’all fear being perceived by everyone around you as a disgrace