Sounding like the goddamn Pillsbury Dough Man.

Nah, fam. I had uncles and older cousins who fucked me up for participation in weak shit. You never put another man's name in your mouth, especially to get at his woman.

I'm rushing home to this.

Yeah. Fuck your allyship, lady.

Boy, I would love a whole plate of bearded oysters right now..

My lord.....

I've been on my blood thinners for 3 weeks now. Shit is crazy.

This whole list.

You hang with Drake, huh?

Dumb motherfuckers.

Dope.

I lived in D.C. for 8 months. Living and walking amongst all of that historical architecture was awe inspiring. He's not just destroying a building. He's attempting to insert himself into the fabric of history. This shit is infuriating.

Nigga, they would have drug Obama out of the White House. As soon as the first brick hit the ground. I dare you to tell me any different.

This shit is just as tragic.

We were raised in The Nation of Islam, under The Prophet Elijah Muhammad, so I had Blaxk history BEFORE I got to the white man's institution. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm playing. But it's true.

You motherfuckers showed up at Black demonstrations armed talking about protecting buildings. Look at your fucking king. Fuck each and every one of you who did this.

This motherfucker always tells you what he's going to do by the LIES he tells. He promised y'all he wasn't gonna touch the existing structure. He is intentionally destroying it because WE built that shit. I promise you that's the reason.

I was a manager at a shoe company for 4 years. Some of the WORST shoes ever made. Cheap construction. Extremely overpriced bullshit.

A goofy nigga trying to get that Early Bird special.

Behind these lights is a mountain range. This is where I blaze and watch the Earth come to life.

No lies detected.

I drive a 2012 Volvo S60 for the summer, and a 2007 Jeep Liberty for the winter. Paid for. Fuck a new car.

Bruh. youtu.be/ZkPSbp3zTfo?...

Smoke a blunt and eat exactly 2 Doritos Locos tacos and revisit this question.

When Jeezy start preaching?????

I been telling y'all.

This just hurts. youtu.be/jGW7-MeKM-g?...

This is how I ate during my college-aged years.

I left my job to try and make a truck business work, and did it for two months. It didn't work. I've been looking for a job for 3 weeks. My resume is impeccable. It's fucking trash out here. My old job called me back and I'm running back to that heaux like

She has the ass of a horse, while you look like you were kicked by one. Calm down.

Real spill.

Bruh. This motherfucker blew up another boat.

He's cruising right now. Sleep in peace. Inconsolable right now.

Death, you really fucking up your day job. Everybody but who you should be touching.

What in the porn pickle fuck is this?????

This is a tough one....

Unsolicited lick pic

"Aiight, man. I'll holla."

I'm definitely throwing a block party.

Yes lawd.

His whole existence is to one up Obama.

If I must....

My constituents want me to get to work but House Republicans are more concerned about protecting the Epstein files. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...

Security team, now! He will become a target by big oil.

The safety of the air traffic control system was impacted when they hired this fucker.

3 fish tacos was $18 last night. That is robbery.

If it ain't enjoyable for her, it damn sure ain't for me.

Get him again, Glo.