emptying a clip into my lettuce

These statements getting lazier over time is the predictable result of them not facing consequences for their previous murders. Why would they make up some convoluted reasoning to explain themselves? They don't have to

Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!

Josh Adamczewski homers, but it goes unnoticed by the an announcer, who is very much enjoying his hotdog. #ThisIsMyCrew

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

ICE shot this man, a loving husband and father of three, dead, for the crime of going to work Tuesday morning. His family's gofundme for funeral/services is about halfway to its goal gofund.me/660ca4364

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

Hold your elders close: love letter to a burning landscape wildwords.substack.com/p/hold-your-...

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

“Don’t trust guys with Nazi tattoos” is a simple non-ideological stance that will never steer you wrong. If there’s a false positive I haven’t seen one and I’ve been distrusting guys with Nazi tattoos for over thirty years

See, this is part of the problem - while the new allegations against Platner are more severe than the ones that came before, the fact that political commentators were so quick to dismiss them as not relevant is how you ended up supporting a rapist.

obsessed with this comment on a reel of an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub

if you have the capacity to be a ride-or-die fan of a politician in the year 2026, i don't think you should be allowed to drive a car

The have reversed the logic of democracy: they are no longer accountable to us; we are accountable to them

Bsky coders have done it again

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

hold your ground. patriots are in control

Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.

They were also the couple that climbed the tower 🏴

@iwriteok.bsky.social listening to the Rhodesia episode and got an ad for Tide promising to “make whites whiter”

Happy Fourth of July!

A rock quarry in Ventura county plans to expand minining operations — right into a critical connectivity area for the region's mountain lion populations. We're challenging this decision in court. Learn more: biodiv.us/4eByJRd

NEW: Workers say their bosses are becoming obsessed with AI and essentially turning the entire workplace into an exercise in AI psychosis -- making absurd pivots, communicating only in AI slop, and even asking ChatGPT who to fire futurism.com/artificial-i...

Sen. Mike Lee is trying to pass rescinding the Roadless Rule as fire management, but it is a lie. Most wildfires are human-caused, & the majority start within a half mile of a road. And by the way, Utah is on fire right now. open.substack.com/pub/wildword...

If you have purchased something that wasn't strictly labeled as "renting" there is morally no problem with then pirating that content when the services decides to claw it back from you.

Laughed until I (actually) cried at this

Graphic design is my passion.

[after 12 beers] it's ok, they're women

When you need the fire department, whimsically

Thank you for sharing in your awesome daily round up of #ColoradoRiver stories @coyotegulch.bsky.social!

TEXAN 1: See that evening redness? Over yonder, in the west? TEXAN 2: Why, that's the "blood meridian" itself. CORMAC MCCARTHY: Whuh? Sorry I zoned out. TEXAN 2: I was describing the blood meridian, or, the evening redness in the west. CORMAC MCCARTHY: What?? Speak up idiot. I can barely hear you.

Brown Pelican sunset. 🪶

Today, the US Attorney's Office in Minneapolis and Homeland Security Investigations announced "Antifa" charges against accused anti-ICE protesters. In short, after ICE murdered people in the streets, they want to pretend that those who stood up to ICE represent the real threat to the public. 🧵⬇️

if the cops hadn't been there though, some diapers might have gone missing

no

Del Toro remains the GOAT sorry

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

Mainstream media is 24/7 saturation of poor people committing petty crimes. Shoplifting out of control! Venezuelan thugs are stealing your apartment! Meanwhile billionaires are genocidal serial killers and treated like the pillars of our society

Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them

Nothing tastes better than a Banquet Beer on the open road. Cheers to @coorsbanquet.bsky.social

One year ago, Los Angeles bravely stood up to ICE, the police, and the National Guard. Remember—until then, many people said any kind of resistance would "give Trump what he wanted." In fact, the uprising helped to turn the tide against him. Fighting back works. crimethinc.com/LosAngelesJu...