What James Paterson used to say about immigration when he worked at the IPA: #abc730 #auspol

Succulent Chinese meal.

What a rude and condescending boomer.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

What Tony Abbott used to say about immigration… #auspol #abc730

I could do with a lobotomy.

Shannon Holtzapffel, Karmichael Hunt, and Kate Langbroek.

One thing that astonishes me about the Herzog visit is that Israel has murdered more journalists than any other state in the 21st century, and he hasn’t faced a single question about this (to my knowledge) from the Australian media

James Van Der Beek had to sell everything he had to pay for cancer treatment. If he lived in any other country it would’ve been free.

Melburnians please come to this! 🙏

It’s on!

I’ll be damned if I’m going to have a PM called Angus.

Herzog? More like Herrzog, amirite. #auspol

No better way to spend International Day of Women and Girls than by inviting to Victoria the president of a country that bombs and starves women and girls in Gaza. #auspol #herzog #herzogvisit #herzognotwelcome

May as well fly it at the top of Parliament House too, given we are essentially an Israeli puppet state. #auspol #herzog #HerzogNotWelcome

Boomers gunna boomer. #auspol @purplepingers.bsky.social

#auspol #herzog #herzognotwelcome #herzogvisit

Why have I never seen a video of a cop beating the shit out of a nazi?

I was looking at the TV feed of Herzog’s media conference today and I thought, “good work by the bodyguard to hold an umbrella up.” It was Chris Minns

United States of Sadistic Sociopaths.

A picture says a thousand words. Brilliantly sums up Australian politics. We are just an Israeli puppet state. #auspol

Yawn. Tax cuts for high income earners like Gina Rinehart yet you’re cancelling the $75 power bill rebates and won’t add dental to Medicare. #auspol

We’re living in an Israeli puppet state, here. #HerzogNotWelcome #auspol #Herzog

Really couldn’t care less about Seppo football.

Now make uni free like it was under Gough. #auspol

RIP Jon Kudelka. His “rusted-on bingo” cartoon was legendary, and still very relevant. #auspol

I think I'm willing to take that chance.

Post a rabbit

Oh fuck off Sophia.

Free to air TV remains undefeated.

Time to ditch the so-called relationship experts and the sexologist lady and bring in Australia’s favourite marriage counselor: #mafs #mafsau

Chris and Gia are the worst people on the show and should be put together. #mafs #mafsau

Gia has arrived: #mafs #mafsau

“Don’t like fake tan, needy and fat people”. What a charming person Chris is. #mafs #mafsau

Chris’s ideal woman: #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia

Another season of MAFS? I'm still processing Ryan, Jacqui, Tim, Tony, Morena, and Eliot and his tradwife from last season. #MAFSAustralia #mafsau #mafs

Fuckwit first contestant on the new Millionaire Hot Seat on Channel 10 with Rebecca Gibney didnt know the first question for $100, that Canberra was the bush capital. She said Darwin. #millionairehotseat

How I feel eating a Ferrero Rocher:

17,000 houses just for South Australia, our second least populated state that has very low population growth. Pity Melbourne and Sydney don’t get this. #auspol

The Muppets Shitpost Manhattan.

Sick of reading tweets about tennis and cricket.

Why isnt dental in Medicare? Why do so many GPs still not bulk bill? Why does it cost $300+ to see a specialist? #auspol

The Muppets Sausage Manhattan

The First Wives Sausage

www.ft.com/content/d0b7... No thank you.

Does anyone know why the Halo low-calorie ice-cream was discontinued?

Waking up to find out that apparently pauline hanSSon put me in her new movie lol

What a rich, fulfilling life Drew leads. 🤦 #auspol