One of the boomers on the minibus full of Hantavirus cruise returnees in WA had his mask under his nose. JFC. #auspol

Budget this, budget that. Just tax the billionaires out of existence, you fvcks. #auspol #abc730 #budget #budget2026

How long before he has a falling out with Pauline and becomes an independent? #auspol #farrer

Thousands singing happy birthday to David Attenborough... hope no attendees have covid or hantavirus.

Just heard Gerard Rennick’s voice for the first time. OMG he is our RFK jr, in more ways than one. #auspol

It’s looking like the Andes Hantavirus won’t become a pandemic. I was rather looking forward to a Sopranos marathon in lockdown.

Wonder if all the cookers who wouldn’t wear a mask to stop covid will wear one to stop a virus with a 40% mortality rate. #auspol #hantavirus

Letters to the editor expose the worst of society. #auspol

I loathe cruises, boomers and antimaskers. Bring on the hantavirus, I say.

We should expropriate the spare properties that these people own. Also a lovely example of why it’s simply not enough to only abolish negative gearing or the capital gains tax exemption whilst Stephen from Doncaster Heights is still free to do whatever he wants

Bernard Keane’s dumbest take ever. Screenshot for posterity. #auspol

Anyone else watching this 7 News Spotlight? These sovereign citizen cookers are batshit crazy. #7newsspotlight #auspol

Gauche? I prefer ganache.

Not now, polio.

My favourite body wash has been discontinued. This is my personal 9/11.

Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney

Melbourne shouldn’t be this hot in May. Get your act together, Mother Nature. One star. #melbweather

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Thank you for your attention to this Blatter

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Aren’t ADHD medications also prescribed for autism? #4corners #fourcorners

Yesssss Now just make it free forever

Tax prayers

My family and I were at a Gold Coast holiday rental in the early 2000s and the agent/manager unlocked the front door and came in without knocking.

Today I learned, as I curled into a rotted husk. She was 43. Harold was 47.

HCF customers beware! I think they are using AI to process (incorrectly) claims through the app. They’re absolutely hopeless.

A reminder what James Paterson and Tim Wilson used to say about immigration when they worked at the IPA: #auspol

Next year they need to dump the so-called relationship experts and the sexologist lady and bring in Australia’s favourite marriage counsellor… #mafsau #mafs

I wonder what douchebags and loudmouthed slappers they’ll dredge up for next year’s season. #mafs #mafsau

Faeces! In the wealthy suburb.

Cheese and Melatonin before bed helps me sleep, but gives me some batshit-crazy dreams.

There’s an unmistakable nip in the air. Autumn has finally arrived in Melbourne. #melbweather

"Complex carbohydrate" what's that a french fry with feelings

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I wish I could sustain myself on just Birds Eye Hash Browns.

I bought three tickets in the Royal Melbourne Hospital Home Lottery and didn’t win anything! 😡

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword.

Melbourne is going to be 26 degrees tomorrow 😡 I want to start wearing my beanie and puffer. Get your act together, Mother Nature. One star.

When I get a new follower

Weird guy I sat next to in Year 10 English, didnt realise how rich his parents were.

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

“God bless the great people of Iran, who are all going to die tonight.”

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