FFS Jad and one of the bogans from the Gold Coast hasnt heard of the mushroom lady. Do they live under a rock? #goggleboxau

🚨 ATTENTION COLES SHOPPERS! 🚨

Ruin a book with a car: The Lion, The Witch and the Volkswagen.

Ruin a book with a car: Jurassic Jeep

How irresponsible of the ABC to have this vaxx injury scaremongering on. I’ve had eight Covid shots and had no side effects. #abc730 #auspol

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.

Post a duo Here’s four iconic duos

The rapture:

New bombshell White House announcement: Drinking Fanta in pregnancy results in red-headed kids 🚨

I’ve never eaten kale and I don’t have autism, so clearly kale causes autism.

The wind will change and your face will stay like that.

Crusts make your hair curly.

Jesus has time to help her win a medal but not end poverty and war. Such delusional weirdos.

“Rapture”

Everything I’ve ever learned about American politics and society has been to the detriment of my mental health. So glad I’m Australian.

Build a trilogy out of 3 unrelated Films. The Muppets Take Manhattan First Wives Club Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

I guess these would make good all-gender bathrooms

NRA: guns don’t kill people, country clubs kill people.

Drop some TELEPHONES

Quote with a gif you can hear

'Everyone Except Me Is Always Wrong About Everything' By Waleed Ali

The dumbest take you’ll read all year. #auspol

A modern democracy, with the most moral army in the world.

RIP Robert Redford 😭 Loved him in Indecent Proposal and All The President’s Men.

Hocus Pocus Death Becomes Her First Wives Club

from now on, i'm entering rooms like this

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

post a random picture of a celebrity from your phone

Old duck at Woolworths buying five bottles of tonic water.

House prices to soar from 1 October. Everybody is eligible for 5% deposit mortgages, even millionaires. #auspol

Wouldnt a fountain be more appropriate 🤭

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

oh well, onward and upward

Charlie Kirk was anti-trans yet in his final moments he transitioned into a fountain.

What a loser lol

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

Nick having a normal one as per usual

Just when you think Tony Abbott can’t stoop any lower. #auspol