The call of dog

Apparently the serving size for chips is 10 chips Listen, I eat 10 chips while deciding if I even want chips

people "have money", in that they have income. but the number of people seriously burdened by their rent is the highest it's ever been. the cost of living is so much worse than it was a decade or two ago. I know multiple people making the most money they've ever made who are barely hanging on.

NASA women save stars. 🫶🏻💫

you have to understand that people genuinely believed that u were doing your child a disservice by allowing them to grow up using their dominant left hand

Conservatives are like ten year olds punching down on their little siblings because they've realized their power differential is time-limited.

On a Klingon game show, the prize is an honourable death. The loser gets to go home in shame.

"if you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Weird melange of a Klingon game show one week, Romulan Game of Thrones the next, then Cardassian family sitcom, an anti-Federation propaganda reel Each indirectly references the eps that came before it until you realize yes there's a plot

Oh damn, Bajor Resistance? Hell yes I’d watch that.

Conservatism is a fear of growing up.

This, and as always, a reminder that audiobooks are also reading

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

If you look at the Splashdown trending topics, there are SO many photos of cats closely watching the Splashdown ... what are they learning? What are they plotting?

Gotta admit, I worry every time I hear of reentry. Scary stuff. It’s like the price we have to pay for venturing out there is that to come home we gotta go through the fire.

SPLASHDOWN!!! Three cheers for science, engineering, research, curiosity, cooperation. Look what the fuck we can do when we ask big questions, work together, and fund our scientists. Congratulations, NASA. Congratulations, humanity!

I'm moonscrolling

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

NASA expects us to believe that’s the real ocean? Where the FISH!? How convenient! And if it’s all water who took the photos!?! Wake up sheeple

This is important if accurate, and was also another Iranian demand. If Iran is able to impose tolls in the Strait it would appear Trump made most of the concessions to get this pause. Hopefully it lasts.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

So, when you talk about Gina Reinhart you actually don't need to mention her appearance at all. She won't see your insults but your fat friends might. And you've just told them what you really think of them.

I really really don’t feel that this is an actual photo. Can anyone who knows these things confirm? It really looks like a collage showing size comparison. They are too far away in real life to be shot this way

Kid & I have been reading Charlie & the Great Glass Elevator & she keeps pointing out amazing parallels to current events. It’s crazy. I had to explain the president character was an exaggeration (of several men), but it reads as a straight account of the current one. The satire just evaporates.

If you see this, I implore you to quote skeet with an unusual image from your posting device without explanation Still definitely use alt text, though.

Again, super effective feature of fascism: vagueness.

I got my eyebrows threaded for the first time a few months ago. It was fantastic, work, virtually painless. Got them done again today. I think… the person who did them the first time must’ve been extra skilled. Ouch.

If any youse think it’s this easy, ya fuckin *dreaming*. I’d be spewin’.

When you don’t define what your proposed law actually *is*, then once it’s passed you’re free to make it whatever you want. Old, old fascist trick. It works super well.

Good. www.theage.com.au/national/ben...

Oh we’re finally at the Find Out stage of his war crimes FAFO

We’ve been here less than one Galactic Day. A Galactic Arvo.

Nutella is the new inanimate carbon rod

Live video feed of empty capsule. (Not sure if there’s space for them to all hide from camera at same time tho)

one of my favorite things about cats is when they're wigging out and being ridiculous and then stop mid stride and sit to nonchalantly groom themselves as if they have dignity. buddy I know you just scared yourself because you took a shit and ran into the wall. but I'll allow you to pretend.

There’s always the nutella jar

I am moon And wen I brite It just cause I Reflec sunlight But wen the erth Send people here It dark for them They see my rear

So, to sum up, a couple of days ago Christina Koch became the first woman to see Earth in its entirety, and today – right now, in fact – she is the first woman to see the Moon up close, and the first woman to see the far side. 🥹

Happy Easter bluesky peeps.

I am a child. A CHILD.

Why do cat's weigh twice as much as the normally do when they're standing on your boob?

But no one sang happy birthday, and no one has become 47?

made

It's not unwell It's evil It's not a mental health disorder It's evil It's not just narcissism, solipsism and sociapathy He is Evil

Depluralise a movie The Ugly

The Hill Has Eye

Depluralise a movie How To Get Away With a Crow

The Fellow of the Ring

Just Gerard Butler yelling at himself, doing mad kicks around a big well

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