i would never cry "havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war. i would yell it without crying

Not the onion but ironically he’s literally proposing more onions

Paul Verhoven should sue

Everyone can retire their go-to comparisons to North Korea now. They are low-key racist and entirely unnecessary. If you want to compare the US to an authoritative state that lies to the public, you need to look no further than outside your window.

I'm already obsessed with this idea. If we did for Hallowe'en what we do for Christmas (seasonally adjust), what would that look like?

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Or at least to antifa’s girlfriend

A sudden thought as I walk past a Hallowe'en display in autumnal colours: does anyone do/has anyone ever seen Hallowe'en done with full embrace of the fact it's late spring? I don't mean the kind that just sticks to pop cultural sorts of tropes.

Titanic (1997)

I will never ever say ‘PRIMM-er’ and will be very upset at anyone who does (sorry @merriam-webster.com I do respect you but no)

Using racism and misogyny, really helpful

The words Rabbit and Robot are so very similar for a reason. Don’t let them know I told you. They’re coming.

Speaking of Lord of the Rings... My musical knowledge has largely faded so I don't really know how to express this better, but if you know at all how important music is to Middle-earth, and enjoy it yourself, you can just GET how well Howard Shore understood the assignment of scoring those movies.

Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.

The correct version: “The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”

Why is a family doctor with a special interest in trans medicine trying to interpret patients genetic information as a side project? Also, his later stated reasoning is looking for what amounts to *the trans gene(s)* which can then be "cured" with CRISPR?! Legitimately, what the everloving fuck?!

This is the correct informal pronunciation. General conversation, sports, etc

This is the correct and formal pronunciation. For the workplace, formal occasions, government announcements etc

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY

‘Australia’

Excuse me she IS the fucking founder

They’re absolutely operating on the assumption of no term limit

Is video on Bluesky suddenly awful for anyone else??

Last repost: look at that face. He’s sorry for eating your chickens. How could you be mad at those eyes. Let’s get him a present 🦊

Renard the Fox, Philip Reinagle.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

“The enemy is so weak. We need to control them because they’re powerful and dangerous. And weak. And strong, and weak.”

I thought the right wing liked frogs

Wait. Um. Is there a shop called poundland

Media to consume if you’ve just started (fem) HRT, to really try out your emotional range: - Life is Strange - Life is Strange: Before the Storm - Good Omens Season 2 - Portal 2 - Everything Everywhere All At Once

I showed my kids an ipod (nano?) and they were surprised and annoyed that it needs earphones. CORDED ONES

A James Bond movie about his kids (there’d be hundreds) all connecting with each other and deciding to take down the patriarchy

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The new iOS glass effects are really beautiful and lovely. But I’m not sure about usability… there’s a reason we don’t usually print text or buttons on transparent glass.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

I just want to say. As i think more and more about that video of the ICE agents running away in Illinois after trying to kidnap that guy. Running away because people stopped and would not let it happen. THAT'S HOPE MAN. That is community and humanity and we all have to be willing to do the same.

period piece which is perfectly accurate in every respect except the protagonist's bestie dresses like lady gaga. nobody remarks upon this

I think that community volunteering idea could have some merit but instead of immigrants it should be MPs. You want to be an MP? Volunteering time. You want to stand as one? Volunteering time. You want to keep your post-mp benefits? Volunteering time.

Imagine how much better the world would be if the people who believed in the rapture actually got raptured

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

Saffie says find a sun spot and take some deep breaths

I would remind folks that among the reasons Stephen Miller is saying crazy crap on Twitter is because he's losing in the courts, both judicial and public opinion.

Maybe they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Surely conservatives don’t need the socialism of public bathrooms

Everyone did an amazing job here