this article is circulating with a COMPLETELY bullshit framing and clickbait lie about it, the "ai cybersecurity" firm is actually training AGAINST AI and the conan series is about helping people spot deepfakes and other gen-ai material, beginning with the famous robert smigel video mouth sketches

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

This means manatees can technically get manicures!

If the Kaiser killed my husband I'd be like "Dear Edith my closest friend and confidant, That dirty old bastard the Kaiser his evil band of Krauts finally did in ole sweet Reginald. Finally my dear we can be together at long last. Let's be amateur biologists in Nevada darling. I love you."

Happy Pride Month!

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The 3 genders

7.30am: if I put down my phone and get ready now, I can be early 7.50am: still here

It me, I’m lemon and tomato

I’m absolutely certain that because it rhymes with million, the two get confused in people’s minds. “$9 (m)illion in international aid!? That’s so much!” “That guy has $7 (b)illion? Well governments throw around that much for all sorts of things, I’m sure he earned it.”

I was looking for asmr videos last night. I found a bunch of ‘unintentional’ ones, ie clips from tv or movies that are relaxing and give ppl asmr responses. One was from a ‘christian’ home shopping network. It has the opposite effect of relaxing. It sent me into a spiral of despair. Holy shit.

*News starts on tv or radio* Me years ago: ah, I’ll listen to see what’s happening Me now: ugghhhh god what NOW

I still miss the Palm Pre

Just a potato watching her little floofs doing some bathtime zoomies #spudlet #ducklings #farmlife

Ruffles original. (Cc @eviljoy36.bsky.social )

The first Pride was a riot... a laugh riot! Mel Brooks Presents Stoneballs, in theaters this June.

512) Arguebot. Is someone in your life insisting on arguing about something that you don't have the time or energy to care about? Let this robot step in for you and keep them occupied with its tireless dedication to whatever contrary position you choose. Don't buy two. #SmallRobotsRemastered

This is such an uncool answer, but “One Day More” from the end of Les Miserables Act One. It’s about hope and fear and love, the best and worst of us, with many voices coming together as one.

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

It's Raining Men

Only instead of becoming self-aware this Skynet will hallucinate shit.

James Cameron: In my movie I invented Skynet as a cautionary tale. Defense ministers: At long last, we have created Skynet from classic sci-fi movie that warned us not to create Skynet.

See, I just don’t think that ‘beautiful and terrible’ is how I’d describe dawn. …Unless it’s a Monday I guess?

Love Shack

Happy Pride Month, friends. 🏳️‍🌈 If you’d like to support a queer trans indie author this month, consider checking out my trans-led epic sci-fantasy, grabbing some stickers, or sharing my work around. Link’s in the pinned post.🏳️‍⚧️ #PrideMonth #BookSky #IndieAuthor #QueerBooks #TransAuthor

the month of may is over; the month of gay begins

Happy June all, may the sun shine for us. At a tolerable and reasonable temperature. 🖼️ June, Eugène Grasset, 1896.

The last day of ME/CFS awareness month & guys, I just want to YELL that if you have this, you can’t just “push through”. And things you did yesterday you can’t do today because - see above. I have a new kitten. She’s next door, but I can’t visit today as I am too sick. I can’t “just push through”.

Truth!

We also have a paper moth

The fuck your feelings crowd is certainly trying hard to make hurting their feelings illegal.

This is adult content.

Repost with your first crush

Get fucked, Russel T Davies. You watch. This is him dipping his toe in. Right now it’s ‘friends’ eventually it’ll be him.

Turns out I needed a good cry to this song

Pulaski was so prejudiced only because she read a lot about early 21st century ‘AI’

The event hareizon emits Hawking hay-diation! Usually no bunformation escapes 'cos of the massive rabbitational field, but buntum effects allow it. That field causes the red shift like a spacethyme hoppler effect. Bunifold theory affects all inside, including that subject to quantum carrotdynamics

Ok this is a truly great tweet

I feel like this is one of those men who confidently claims women can't orgasm, before backing this up by saying he asked and none of the women he's slept with have ever had an orgasm

"god is not nonbinary" ??? um, ever heard of the father, the son, and the holy Ghost? that's like three narys. that's trinary

Tumblr (for as long as it survives) will always be the best social media. Completely ungovernable

Right. So Bluesky is great.

Biblically accurate angel

LOVE THIS

I’m a Roly Poly, not a garden pest. The soil, leaves and rotting plants are my home. I help break down decay and return nutrients back to the Earth. I don’t bite, sting or destroy your garden. I’m just a tiny cleanup crew, doing my part for nature. PLEASE DON’T CRUSH ME FOR EXISTING. 🩶🩶🩶

just saw someone claim europeans shouldn’t complain about this heatwave because historically summers there are very mild, which is such a perfectly self-contradicting thought it may as well be two mirrors reflecting a single brain cell back and forth to each other for infinity

Little Saffie here is having her last day 😔 She's had almost 19 years (I think?), or 92 cat years, and we've given her all the love we could in that time. She's ready to let go. @eviljoy36.bsky.social called her a ‘beautiful and delicate lady’ and omg what a good description

Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are in love right? Like I hope it’s not just my imagination?

It’s really frightening.