Are genie wishes like monkey paw wishes? Guaranteed to get what you asked for but with horrolible consequences, or can I wish to be a good sleeper with no risk?

I would try Tenants Vic first. They may be able to help without you spending too much on advice and have a live chat if you can't get through on the phone.

I've been titty-free for 2 years now. Today, I tried to tuck something into my bra for safe keeping. Some habits die hard, I guess.

Pumpkin confidence 100%

Jimothy is already on Ravelry! Knitting pattern in next skeet 🧶

I know you've been wanting it...stick Jimothy, front view

I've got a holiday planned for 2 weeks time. I'm up to the part where I am scheduling/booking activities. I'm going to make a bird paperweight at the Canberra glass works. I've ordered a picnic box to take on a walk to the Wentworth Falls. Friends, I am so excited to take this break.

Blessed be! #SpreadLove

And please bring this up with your offline friends and family. Explain that we should be praising Taco Bell for being open about food safety issues in their supply chain, that’s it’s a supplier issue not a Taco Bell problem, and that framing it as a Taco Bell problem will discourage companies from

Watching The Dish. Vale Sam Neil.

I had a conversation here yesterday that left me upset. (Not the fault of the person I was talking to). It was about the number of sexual partners across a lifetime. I realised that whenever I thought of this, I had always included acts of sexual penetration that were not consensual.

I really suck at gas jugging. There were car issues (the AC is broken, but that’s ok as long as it runs) so i don’t have the $$$ to get home Please help. Thank you 🙏 #MAboost

I took the day off work today for mental health reasons. Im laying on the couch listening to the light rain on the roof and chatting with my best friend. This was an excellent decision on my part.

I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules.

I love horror movies, but they're always more fun with a buddy. I have many wonderful people in my life but very few of them are interested in watching horror movies with me, so I rarely see horror in the cinema. Half a dozen or so horror fans in my area I can go watch movies with would be awesome.

Oh, hey. I just realised today is two years of deboobification.

I am going to make you biscuits. Do you have a good place to put them so we don't keep eating them?

Australia’s ABC sex podcast silos asexuality content and generally annoys me, but their latest is a good interview with #asexual writer, fashion icon and book podcaster, Allie Daisy King.

Happy Wrensday

Now would be a really good time to watch the Sam Neill film The Dish.

And if you think this criticism is because I give a damn about him or his loved ones, you've missed the point. Queer acceptance begins with destigmatizing *all* aspects of queerness. So long as someone being queer is a punchline, you are making a value judgment about the acceptance of queerness.

A new Little House on the Prairie reboot, but tonally inspired by Meek's Cutoff, and Annie Proulx's "Them Old Cowboy Songs".

JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.

Ann Widdecombe and Lindsey Graham won’t see how happy you are they’re gone but every other evil old fuck circling the drain will. Keep it up.

I’m uncomfortable with people assuming they know someone else’s experience of sexual attraction from their behaviour, or absence thereof, and I have very good reasons for thinking that. No, idc if some allosexual queers are fine with speculation about evil ppl. Speculation itself is the problem.

man this is so awkward they're gonna have to pretend mitch is alive for at least a few more weeks now

@larreau.bsky.social I have a list of things to do.

We read a book about Columbo and when we were done we were sad it was over so we found that one of the two guys who created Columbo wrote a book with COLUMBO SHORT STORIES?!?!?!? We are so here for it! (It's called The Columbo Collection but it's hard to find! But we're about to start reading it!)

so this place takes in bears that would otherwise be put down cause they keep raiding dumpsters and campsites for food, and those same bears are official "bear-resistant-container testers"... incredible

People should not be allowed to fish Brooks River in July. There are 10 mama bears with 18 spring cubs between them using the river right now. The fishers block access to vital parts of the river that the moms are depending on to keep their cubs alive. This is a mile-long river with v limited space.

I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 numerous bees looking for: ⚪️ friendship ⚪️ love 🔘 someone to sting on the genitals (I'm looking at you @sarahndipity.bsky.social )

A very quick survey on oral health for my friends taking testosterone.

Seeing as how the only horse I can draw is a stick horse (example pictured), I did my best front-facing version

I'm doing a thing today. I can't say what, cause it is a secret. But, I have to leave the house on the weekend, and I am not emotionally prepared for this.

Volume up for high quality contagious giggles.

I'm asexual. I don't want to get in your (collective) pants. But, I still feel a little rejected. 🥺

I just want folks to know. I don't sting.

I have never licked a person's head for being short. This makes it sound like I'm sidestepping other bad reasons I've had for licking people's heads; I've never done it for any of those reasons either. Wait this still sounds misleading,

I received a bunch of stickers and some artwork in the mail today from @majima.club I can't remember how or why this happened, but I was very excited when I checked my letterbox. My favourite is the Rism 'em with the Tism raccoon. Thank you.

“Well that sounds bad but countries can’t actually prosecute acts that don’t happen.” If that’s your gut reaction, this is a good explainer. The Ace Couple paint the bigger picture. #asexual

ai is the u2 album nobody asked for in our phones

A moot just mentioned the problem with consent. I dont want to QS her because she was talking about difficult memories. But it reminded me of this book. Screw consent. A series of essays that demonstrate the complexities of consent (coersion) and that consent does not equal enjoyment.

Waking up. Checking the scores from last night. Laughing in a profoundly unsportsmanlike fashion until I cramp.

I will not throat punch anyone at work. I will not throat punch anyone at work. I will not throat punch anyone at work. I will not throat punch anyone at work. I will not throat punch anyone at work.

My hair is grey, but not normally this grey. This is what the white powdery deodorant looks like when it sticks to your hair. Just imagine that in your armpits.

Guess how my morning is going. I was getting ready for work, and I sprayed a shit tonne of deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray.

We've got important international visitors in the lab today. I am wearing my "Hindering the progress of science since 19-something-something." Tshirt.

Hey Aussies Drop your Mutual Aid asks and links below and I'll amplify 💜 #MutualAidAustralia #MutualAid #HelpSky #MutualAidMonday 💸💕

"because the phrase lends itself to misunderstandings" Oh yes, because I'm sure he MEANT it COMPLETELY differently from exactly how he said it.