Well. I was misinformed. I was given ADT, which is Diptheria and Tetanus. So, I feel better about it. I would have preferred DPT, though..

Give me your peacock password so I can watch one show. It'll take two days, please, you won't even know I'm there

Just got to use my full projection on a fuckin old weirdo in town that decided to comment on my breasts. God bless theatre training. The entire town centre will have heard "What the FUCK did you just say to me you old pervert? Keep a civil tongue in your head or I'll rip it out"

Masking and cosplay go great together, especially at festivals, conventions, and other crowded events! Share the fun, not the air! crimsoncarnivalshop.etsy.com #stillmasking #covidcautious #covidisairborne #fluisairborne #measlesisairborne #maskinginstyle #masktogetheramerica

I had a dream (nightmare) that I was (unhappily) married to Donald Trump. I was actively uninvolved with any First Lady duties. But I did get annoyed when I looked up first lady on Wikipedia and I wasn't even mentioned. Melania was still listed as First Lady.. which meant we were poly???

I was really disappointed to read Richard Osman being dismissive and shitting on asexuals in his book, The Impossible Fortune. I dont enjoy when one of my identities is used as a punchline.

"Regardless of our citizenship or visa status, those of us suffering do so because of faulty and cruel macroeconomics, not because migrants have jobs."

Micah they made a pretty fun dramatized miniseries of the great maple syrup heist if you haven't seen it yet

Im reading a book. Root Rot by Saskia Nislow. It is a botanical horror. A group of kids are on a family vacation at their grandfather's lake house. They have names like. The Oldest. The Crybaby The Liar. The Baby If you were there, what would your name be? I'd be The Dibber-dobber.

Very excited to inform you all. I am making pumpkin soup today. I'm putting in extra effort and I am going to roast the pumpkin and onions first.

I started a new sourdough starter on Friday evening. His name is Sir Sourdough II. He already has a couple of bubbles. I can't wait for next weekend when I get to make my first loaf of the year.

On the eve of Pride, I would like to claim Wlie E. Coyote as aroace. I will be taking question about this, and other important cartoon asexuals (re: the Sponge) *now*, so as to prepare us for the impending season of Discourse.

all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions

I know a lot of people hate it, but I am the sort of person who will tell you about my weird dreams. Especially if they are about you. I love it when people reciprocate. I just got a Saturday afternoon text from my Boss telling me about his dream last night. ✂️🐒

I tried to book my cats in for a service, but they are not due to have their paws rotated for a while.

TERFs STFU and die mad www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

Sall Grover just keeps racking up the fails for TERFdom in Australia "A landmark Federal Court ruling that the exclusion of a transgender woman from a female-only app constituted gender identity discrimination has been upheld on appeal." Apparently breaking the law is illegal, who'd have thought

Oh, I forgot to say: Eat shit Sall Grover you contemptible piece of trash.

Essentially Sall Grover is a privileged white woman who is given every opportunity in the world but somehow fails at everything. And she will again blame everyone but herself for all her failures while people with none of her privilege do amazing things with their lives.

The Federal Court found that Tickle was directly discriminated against by Giggle and Sall Grover. They have awarded Tickle $20,000 damages plus costs.

Massive defeat in court for Australian TERFs as Sall Grover not only gets her appeal dismissed, but the findings of indirect discrimination against trans woman Roxy Tickle have been upgraded to DIRECT discrimination. Also the damages upgraded from $10k to $20k 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️WE WON🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

I just want to remind you that I love you. Yes, you.

Intentional misspellings of words can confuse people. This includes people with cognitive and reading disabilities, and those learning the language. Depending on how much the word is misspelled, screen readers might not pronounce it like the actual intended word.

Attendance has improved spectacularly by offering genuinely awesome rewards for classes with high to perfect attendance. Especially effective at a low SES school. My questions: How are kids with chronic illnesses accommodated? How do all kids learn the community care of staying home when sick?

While there wasn't much in Labor's budget for our people beyond the status quo, we did achieve some justice for Stolen Generation survivors. Under this change, redress payments for survivors will no longer be included in aged care asset testing. nit.com.au/12-05-2026/2...

I think all public housing should have those features "Seniors housing has to be purpose-designed for people aged 55 and over, with considerations of accessibility for those with restricted mobility and close proximity to transport and services." www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

PCOS is now called PMOS. FYI. I can think of a few other conditions that desperately need their name changing… And since it’s #MEcfs Day I’ll mention that ME is grossly misunderstood due to the “chronic fatigue” minimisation.

Slightly increase a band. 1am Oil

Slightly increase a band. The Jesus and Mary Cable.

I'm now embracing the following concept: the fact that someone rings the doorbell doesn't mean that I have to (a) answer the door or (b) talk to them at all.

I see that the whiney pissbaby doesn't understand how rules can be enforced unevenly. That the justification of, "but they broke the rules," doesn't cut it when other (dominant culture) folks do the same or worse without censure.

Ealing Studios and the near perfect 'Whisky Galore' rank high in my favourite films. In the bleak recovering British post-war economy, films like this did wonders for morale. So... what happens when a ship carrying 50,000 cases of whisky runs aground just offshore from an Outer Hebrides village?

I forgot it was mother's day and went down to the waterfront for fish and chips. It took me a moment to figure out why it was so busy.

Author, bookseller, and publisher friends: Please keep posting your positive stories about selling books through Bluesky, and I'll package them up and show them to publishers so that we can get more book publishers and even more authors and book conversation here!

I did two nice things for myself. I booked overnight accommodation for an upcoming road trip, and I bought the fancy satchel I promised myself as a treat when my dad died almost two years ago.

"The indie book space is where the better representations of asexuality seem to be coming from right now" Rebecca Humphreys-Lamford, "Asexuality on Screen" (14:30 mark) HEAR HEAR! OR HERE HERE!! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHICH!!! Thanks for the interview @rebeccahlamford.bsky.social

I'm out for breakfast at a new (to me) place. It is a disused garage turned into a small cafe. They have a handwritten menu. I was very disappointed when I realised the Breaky Steak was actually a Breaky Stack. It makes more sense but is less exciting. Also, the music is 80s hits

@larreau.bsky.social discord is borked.

Just checking. Is the mod who liked porn from his work account the same doofus who blocked everyone using an anti ai block list?

Piercing people: Threadless flat back won’t go all the way in. I think I have bent it. Can I do anything about this?

our most dad coded behaviour is we can't see The Hunt for Red October on the cable guide and not stop to watch. submarine movie? damnit we're in!

American friends from cold climates, how much snow needs to fall before you need to put snow chains on? Australian friends from the Blue Mountains (Katoomba) is it likely to snow in August? Will it snow enough to require snow chains?

Sphere (1998). bluesky third act. 🤝 posters Jerry, no!

Someone at work is putting out a weekly educational video. The segment has an obviously AI generated theme song. I checked in today, and it turns out the music/singing is AI, but the lyrics were written by the guy presenting. "Every question. Every answer. Helps you be a better chancer." WTAF?

The chapters are sooooo long.

I went to the physio today to get a butt massage. I really needed to fart while getting the butt massage. I managed to hold it in during the butt massage. But, holding the fart in during the butt massage made my tummy hurt.

I just had the newest Murderbot delivered and I am actually excited for where we are, in this specific way.

A coworker who is celebrating 10 years of service attended the morning tea and received a badge, a certificate, and a $100 voucher. That shits all over the hospital branded coffee mug I got at 10 years or the not very special, not branded, pen I got at 15 years.

Can I just say a little fuck you to Americans. Just a little one. Hastag Not All Americans But if you are hosting a meeting with international participants... (one of whom is the vice president of the board of directors)... don't schedule it for 4am in that person's country.

With all the gyn talk today I thought I'd remind my fellow Kiwis that you can likely do a self swab cervical screening and avoid the drama of the age old hanging your ass off a bed while a nurse jabs your cervix to death with a plastic brush. Early detection is so important, and now it's easier