Wednesday is almost over. Celebrate with a shaggy baby donkey. 😍

Everything Max Chandler Mather said would happen with Labors ( non) housing bill is happening including this.

Can’t. I'm almost there to Vegas where they're puttin' on a show.

Imagine thinking it's a good time to shit on Lakemba while all of Sydney plans to hit up the amazing food and atmosphere at Ramadan Nights It's wild to me the media keeps printing articles about how Hanson has her finger on the pulse

Can't 'cos the last train out of Sydney's almost gone.

PSA. If you come to Iceland as a tourist and rent a car, do not attempt to drive across the empty highlands by yourself in winter. You’ll just get your car stuck in snow where there is no cell service and have to walk 10 km to call for help in -18, like these German tourists did yesterday.

Hey Melbourne friends Let's get behind this pop up cafe so they can continue to pay their staff proper wages.

Can't... And it's really got me worried, I'm goin' nowhere and I'm in a hurry. You know the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone!

Oops. ABC just called Randa Abdel-Fattah "Miss Abdel-Fattah" How hard is it to get it right?

When you're *so* white they have to ask you twice. "The jalapeño bites have jalapeño in them. They're spicy. Are you sure?"

Can't, there's a thorn in my side

Can’t, I’m hitting you with my best shot.

They're done. The policy cupboard is bare & there's no new talent in the pool. That's why they're reheating Tim Wilson & Tony farking Abbott. And look at the oxygen being taken up by this bin-fire. Australia's corp media (& the ABC) betray us all by rewarding mediocrity with airtime. #auspol

Israel lobby sells stolen Palestinian land to AU investors michaelwest.com.au/israel-lobby... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gf0... www.npr.org/2026/02/10/n... www.thenation.com/article/worl... Militarized violence created the State of Israel & remains the engine of its settler colonial project.

This headline sucks . Should be. Traditional owners won't accept big hole stuffed full of forever chemicals as rehabilitated site

Despite Alcoa's appalling breach of law, Environment Minister Watt has "granted Alcoa a national‑interest exemption to allow the company to continue land clearing for its mining operations for 18 months", while a strategic assessment mining at its Huntly & Willowdale mining operations is completed🤯

The one random shoe that's always abandoned on the side of the road would be better placed to be shadow treasurer than Tim Bloody Wilson.

The stuff from the lint trap would be better placed to be shadow treasurer than Tim Bloody Wilson. #AusPol

Can't. It's like I'm in the dirt, diggin' up old hurt

Can't, I'm running up that hill.

Can't. It's my turn to be the something in the air tonight.

Did you know the Albanese Government is committing over 300 times more ($368 billion) on nuclear submarines than on helping women and children escaping male violence and on research and prevention each year.

Who is the bad immigrant that Angus Taylor speaks of? Is it my late father Leo who would be up at 4am to work on farms in Mt Beauty, doing back breaking work no one born here was willing to do? Is it my mum Sia? Who when we moved to Melbourne worked in factories in exploitative conditions,

Dumping Arrernte Senator Liddle from the Indigenous portfolio for Julian Leeser is a shameful move. Kerrynne understands the realities mob face, is hardworking and across the detail. This is just hollow politics and Leeser will be useless. All I can say: Fantastic. Great move. Well done, Angus.

The shelter I volunteer with has a unique adoption situation right now and I'd be so grateful if people could share to anyone they know in Vermont who might be a good fit. This is Devon, and his story is a little complicated so please click this link to find out more! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Bad immigrants. My @smh cartoon.

Chat, how do I mute an image

Hearing an ABC TV journalist say Tim Wilson 'knows what it takes to beat the teals' is a disgrace based on the behaviour foisted upon the encumbent MP (& family) & volunteers. Completely unacceptable - & should not be put up as an example for anything #abc730 #auspol

Should we seize homes left empty for years and turn them into public housing? Come chat about it on Tuesday 24 Feb at 6:30pm at the Queensberry Hotel in Carlton!

I don't know if I won or lost the fight against myself, but I'm not getting Mexican takeaway. Being sensible is no fun.

Is it bad luck to stop a cricket entering your home? I didn't chase it out, I just prevented it from coming in. I don't need to start the year with bad luck.

I spy wet spots on the ground! I hope it's a doozy of a thunderstorm. 🌩 #MelbourneWeather

What a world when Morrison was more humane than our current Labor PM. Morrison 2019: “Children should not be punished for the crimes of their parents.” Albanese 2025: “You make your bed, you lie in it”. NB These citizens are not accused of any crimes. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Everything is quite awful so here are some fab moustachioed gentlemen on a poster advertising their thunderously prancing a la Loïe Fuller's serpentine act and Gaiety Girls skirt dances.

D'oh! My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social (with apologies to Matt Groening) And in case you'd like to know the episode this references, it's "Duffless", Ep 16, Season 4... google "Bart gets electrocuted by muffin" for a Youtube clip of the moment. You're welcome. 🤓)

Has any major political journalist pointed out that the Liberal and National rightest wing stance of 'multiculturalism is dead' and 'we should only accept Judeo-Christian culture' is, apart from anything else, an explicit rejection of First Nation people and their culture?

Wishing you wealth, health and joy this Lunar New Year, friends. Gong Xi Fa Cai! #YearOfTheHorse

I have just learned that not only is chicken salt inventor Peter Brinkworth still alive but also he is selling the original recipe from his Adelaide home. www.facebook.com/p/Chicken-Sa...

I don't know why this one was such a struggle. #WQuers I played squaredle.com 02/15: 67/67 words (+32 bonus words) 📖 In the top 1% by bonus words 🔥 Solve streak: 26

The CFA have declared an Extreme Fire Danger Period for much of Victoria for tomorrow, Tuesday 17 February. Please be careful, monitor the situation in your area, and have your Bushfire Plan ready to enact. More info: cfa.vic.gov.au/

If you’re considering marking ‘No religion’ when you complete the Census this year, here are three good reasons for why you should: Authenticity; Fairness; and Integrity. Find out more on our campaign website: censusnotreligious.org.au #Census26 #NotReligious

Some days I feel like I've found my people on this app. Other days it's like I'm using Typex and no-one understands.

Right-wing think tank is a contradiction in terms no?

Maybe they're in the Middle Park.

Sunshine so hot, it's close to Melton!

Who has Fern Trees in their Gully?

Okay folks. I have an ask. We need your support here at World Bee Sanctuary to keep going. To keep doing what we do for #bees #nature #people and the #planet. Please take the time to read this thread. We need you to. Thanks. gofund.me/e65ad9615 1/10

NEED TO KNOW: There are over 20,000 species of bees across the planet. Around 90% of these bee species are Solitary Bees. 40% of bee species are endangered. There are only 8 honey bee species. Honey bees are not endangered. 1/2 #bees #nature #science #education #pollinators #worldbeesanctuary

Artist! Quote with your dark art! :D #art 🌱

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social