Got hit with an eviction notice, so I’m opening commissions to help me and my family move and get back on our feet. It’s a tough spot, but I’m determined to make it through and I promise to always deliver with my art! 🥹 Reposts & support mean everything right now 💕 VGEN: vgen.co/rejzyberry

Isn’t he still mayor for like two more months?

Saw single twinkies for sale today. Is that a twingle? Or a swinkie?

Got my copy of Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan from @themountaingoats.bsky.social and managed to listen through twice. I’m really enjoying it.

We need you tomorrow, Loudoun County! Bring this one home, guys!!!

Both these podcasts are quite good. I especially enjoy Ill Conceived.

She’s no joke, folks, you need to be listening to both of these shows

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You won’t get my costume, but, trust me, it’s spot on.

If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula

You should read Swanboy. It’s quite good.

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My favorite new distillery in Frederick, True Standard

I did the math and we need 162 more people to buy this book to make our goal. the other option is one person buys 162 books. So if you are looking to purchase 162 copies of the same (great) book, wow do I have a deal for you www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

See a tuxedo post a tuxedo Or two

No kings in Frederick, MD

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Statues of President Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein on the National Mall show the First Amendment continues to be upheld in one of our most sacred civic spaces for freedom of speech, expression, association, & the press. (I spoke with a Washington Post reporter about what this means.)

in these bummer days what you need to get you through is the new Mountain Goats track out tomorrow. yes ok technically it's a song in which two men bury a third with little hope for either of them on the horizon, but little hope isn't none, right? righteo, all aboard! 30tgrs.ffm.to/armiesofthel...

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They finally make food for white folks

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alright fuck it ill vote for Hunter

So I'm just blocking this shithead and I know my followers don't need to hear this but I worry wider liberals find this kind of argument convincing and this is what they think it is all about so I'm going to break it down. Bathroom bills aren't just about 'getting to use your choice of bathroom'.

How the hell do you get Beaver from Theodore? Maybe instead of making it a nickname you could take your older son for speech therapy.

Call today!

Very niche skeet but if you’ve read The Stranger Times books there’s a guy on Love Island USA who could be Ox. @caimhmc.bsky.social

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Thank Google AI. That’ll help.

The scorn heaped on "Underwater Basket Weaving" was based on college courses in experiential indigenous anthropology. Reeds are traditionally softened underwater to make them flexible for bending into baskets. It's a more useful skill for most than memorizing the 3 orders of ancient Greek columns.

If you like @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and want to help it continue to exist, the absolute best thing you can do is to share it with anyone you think would like it. It’s continued existence is not a settled matter (we continue to lose $$$) and I really believe in this team and wanna see it flourish

"We don't give a fuck. You need to get sober."

I wonder if he has that new pope smell

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Eatballs

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

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My lovely little Twingo has had a slightly higher MOT bill than I was expecting. So, I’ve made a load of #ww1 and #ww2 original paintings available at heavily reduced prices, here: timgodden.co.uk/shop Please do take a look and I hope you find something you like.

This French fire extinguisher looks like a sriracha bottle. Is this what they mean by fighting fire with fire?

He lurking

Hide and seek

My daughter is one on the contributors to this anthology if anyone is interested in backing it. kck.st/4jblANX

My daughter is one on the contributors to this anthology if anyone is interested in backing it. kck.st/4jblANX

Every doctors appointment I go to they start by handing me a stack of paperwork to fill out, and not one of them has apparently ever considered adding a desk to the waiting room.

Shut up you goddam

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Why does his jacket say Gloria?

So this is how I find out I have never actually heard a Kendrick Lamar song. I don’t recognize anything I’m hearing.