I’m 54, which is apparently the age when you start to find Len Rollins’s similes amusing. Let me go fix a prune juice and settle in for the last 8 innings.

The judge in the Kouri Richins trial is very good, and he has the best voice this side of James Earl Jones.

I know for sure that Jay Johnson is right and I’m wrong, but starting the backup catcher at DH makes me nervous.

Someone tell me that Flau'jae will be fine.

You ever accidentally hit voice to text and then look down 15 minutes later to read the dumb ass way you actually talk? Yeah, me neither.

Gonna spend all year in awe at the size of this lad standing next to the children who make it to 1B

Two Tigers go yard in their first Purple and Gold at bats. Might be a fun season.

A video game where you can explore a realistic version of The Arconia, complete with secret passages and underground casino.

“I can’t enjoy a song if I don’t understand the lyrics.” What they listened to instead: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

This pic would suggest that I have two job-holding dogs, but one of them has a few feet firmly planted in camp dipshit.

Hell yeah, Bluesky. Dry January is over. Who wants to come over and get drunk?

Americans will use any unit of measurement other than the metric system, part 107.

For The Ringer, I wrote about how amazing it was that the brilliant Catherine O'Hara finally became a superstar in her 60s, and how sad it is that she was taken from us just when we had all finally begun to appreciate her:

Cool story. It’s a sports story, not a political one. www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...

It’s weird to be bummed just because a celebrity dies. I didn’t know them. Their work is still out there for me to consume. Nevertheless, I am bummed.

Short listen, but really good. pca.st/episode/3660... More of us should be shaming government officials who lie in response to FOIA requests. @agoldman.bsky.social

Haven’t the good people of Greenland put up with enough already?

Twice I’ve been a Nutcracker boy dad. It’s so much fun to see, and the boys have a great time. Highly recommend.

Bring it on, Jack Frost. The tropicals will be dead tomorrow or they won’t, but I did what I could.

unbelievably, incredibly pleased to share with you that one of my oldest friends managed, with a straight face, to convince her partner that Jon Hamm was married to an Italian woman called Ana Mortadella

May all the ICE agents in Minnesota freeze their dicks off this weekend.

The Hives still bring it.

Senile old shit can’t even remember what ally he wants to invade. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...

You just got trucked by a guy that has his animal crackers fight before he eats them.

I think Pop Mendoza is about to consume Mom like a stadium corn dog.

That sack is on me. I was dicking around on my phone instead of giving Indiana my full rooting energy.

It’s halftime and almost half of my feed is the will they/won’t they couple. They’re definitely on whatever replaced Ellen one day this week.

My younger son keeps his toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower and brushes his teeth in there. I can’t decide if he’s a genius or a dumbass.

After one Episode of Fallout Season 2, it’s clear that I don’t remember what the hell happened in Fallout Season 1, and I think I’d rather bow out than rewatch.

Geax Tigers 🐅 Fired up for September. Let’s get that O-line now.

Y’all would have me committed if you saw some of the jokes that I type here and then decide not to post.

All the Heisman voters who had Pavia #1 sitting there hoping their ballot never goes public.

My 36th birthday. Damn I’m old.

Game night set up

Sleepy puppy timeline cleanse.

I thought storm troopers were supposed to miss when they shoot.

The best thing about fantasy being over is that I can go back to hoping that Drake London pukes all over himself.

I take this news to mean that Sorsby has arrived in BR, and that the visit is going very well. I don’t know anything. It’s just my head-canon.

Any young football stars want a TV career after your playing days are over? 2/4 people on the halftime show desk right now are former LSU stars.

Hello, I am sepsis triggered by pneumonia during the finals of the 2025 College World Series.

If I ever get sworn in to elected office (I won’t), I’m putting my hand on a dog-eared copy of Lonesome Dove.

Has no one gotten Lane any LSU gear to wear in public yet?

I missed where Georgia Tech hired Les Miles to help with clocking management.

"dressed as Santa" is a bit of a stretch, but it's a nice post.

I miss web 1.0 web.archive.org/web/20080915...

Three wise men

Merry Christmas, especially to parents who were stuffing stockings at 1:00 am and are now watching presents be opened while their hands smell like onions from early dinner prep.

Let me get this right. You cast Catherine O’Hara and Kevin Hart in your commercial and then don’t make it funny?

The new cats are fine with the dogs, but one has decided that he’s all in on dog breath.