This would be the best thing to happen to college football in decades. Also we'd have bouncers if McAfee or Portnoy try to enter the stadium

Oregon and Washington are in the Big Ten for some reason

That looks like the same thing that happened to Jayden Daniels

Great night for the Ducks

Apparently Chris Paul was the worst locker room presence since Isaiah Rider

FBI

Danny Ainge threw in Nickeil Alexander Walker for the Mike Conley trade all for a worthless 2027 FRP from the Lakers.

This is such a shameless booth

Is there still time for Kalen Deboer to sign with Penn state?

Guys, Anthony Davis has been in the NBA since 2012. Most of his playing days are in the books.

Alabama’s wide receivers don’t look too good today….😬

I would not give up one first round pick for Anthony Davis

Herbstreit is such a feckless schmuck

Should I flex Bam Knight, Woody Marks, or Alec Pierce?

How many people can say they’re both employees of CBS and NBC at the same time?

College football is so dorky now

Barney caught so many strays in the 90s

Just dawned on me I’m like only one of a few thousand people who have seen the Oklahoma City Thunder lose a game in person this season

BOUYEA?!

That was a tremendous effort from the Blazers. They need more healthy bodies. The difference between Detroit this year and Detroit last year is they know how to close games now.

This has been one of the most inconsistently officiated games I’ve seen all year. Both ways. And the reviews have all been atrocious.

My goodness what a meeting of momentum between Sharpe and Beef Stew

Beef Stew is so gifted at initiating contact and then creating optical illusions

Impressive effort by the Jazz to get to 100 points tonight

How is countless Kaier Li isos helping the young players develop?

Ace Bailey is special

Blazers-Pistons is getting real delicious

This is why I think they could win the title this year

Deni Avdija has become one of the NBA’s premier foul drawers

I didn’t even realize the Knicks put up another 40-spot in the third quarter (almost a 50-spot!)

This is why Severance Season 3 isn’t coming out until Jesus returns

This is a great year for Ace Bailey to make mistakes that he’ll seldom ever make again

The big win for the Blazers amidst all these injuries is the emergence of Cissoko and Caleb Love as viable rotation players. That makes a deep team even deeper once everyone gets healthy.

Love that dude

Ace Bailey understands the game of basketball

Great resilience by the Jazz to score 13 points in the first 5 1/2 mins of the 2nd quarter after scoring 13 pts in all of the first quarter

Holland looks like he wants to start a fight tonight

Fried lumpia

College football is fucking shitty

Do you think Ace Bailey has ever heard of John McEnroe

The MSG organ is one of the greatest American creations

Tonight is Game 3 of the NBA Finals for everyone under the age of 30

41-13 reminds me of every Super Bowl won by the NFC from the mid-80s through the mid-90s

Tom Brady’s not walking through that door

It’s a good thing they don’t know how to track opening scoring runs since 1987 because they would’ve only been trailing the Kings vs the Lakers (29-0)

We got to 6!

Are we going to get to 54 points tonight?

This is hurtling violently towards Los Angeles 40, Sacramento 4 territory

You know your team is getting curbstomped when Mike Breen lets out a bang with 5:53 to go in the first quarter

Hey basketball gods. GIVE US OUR DAMN PRIZE IN MAY THIS TIME