Video essayist voice: The Beedrill survived my Pokémon’s attack but I wasn’t worried. I outsped it so I can definitely get it on the next turn. But then it was Beedrill’s turn and what happened next shook me to my core

which came first, the chaser or the egg?

Been messing with some pics from this shoot and it might end up being one of my favorites

so insanely fucking real for this

that holly jolly

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I've been gripped with a terrible vision that Mando and Grogu is gonna be the test pilot for some AI bullshit

youtube ai upscaling can gargle my balls

spicy garlic edamame my beloved

Intrusive thoughts: Kerrigan's a mechanic, shouldn't she be more buff? Me: Yes you're correct intrusive thoughts

got a 3-shift suspension from work b/c my gf's dental surgery was more important than getting yelled at by angry customers for 4 hours

Game: Spider-Man 2 (2004, GC) TAS Author: Natetheman223 Source: tasvideos.org/4522M

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people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true

what are the ethics of rewriting an OC your abuser made for theraputic purposes send skeet

just had the best neck crack of my life

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism

ill never get tired of chubby girls in really tight dresses

it's insane how good it feels to see someone with actual political clout give a single honest response to something

realizing that I'm plural has made a TON of stuff make more sense

they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...

watching people play Kirby Air Riders

TEAM DARK

Mood

Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate! #SciArt

Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

ow ow ow ow this week's shot fucking hurt

sleepy mawile

as a child, i was first exposed to the concept of evil through my awareness of dick cheney

hey gamers is it a good sign when you've seen at least seven interviews/new hires in the 3 months you've been at your shitty job

No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

ideally sometimes you can get a random combination of the first three

what i imagine people see in me when they find me attractive

my best friend called me a tumor of a human being before cutting off w/me and i'm starting to wonder if he had a point

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

watching my disabled gf panic over the new medicaid work requirements fills me with an indescribable rage

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

I've sworn off full sugar sodas but I can't resist Mexican Sprite on discount

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."