Too bad I no longer have need of a resume, I'd add some of these to it just to see who notices.

Another day hard at work...

Let me ruin a movie for you...

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@stabbitydoom.bsky.social I found a good use for one of those wolf fountains they were selling this weekend.

Timeline of Universal Healthcare. imgur.com/gallery/2yL5...

This is how it's been for the past couple weeks... Just gray, cloudy, wet, and cold... Not quite cold enough to freeze anything but cold and wet enough to make doing anything outside a misery. ...and I need to walk to the store to get something for dinner...

@englidottir.bsky.social So... Ummm... anything you'd like to talk about?

Y'all are gonna keep getting boringly similar pics of Freyja for the foreseeable future because the rest of my apartment looks like a disaster since everything I own is scattered all over the living room because I have no furniture to be able to put anything away... so enjoy.

I'm just gonna leave this over here... do with it what you will. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4o...

Yet another pic of my favorite furry freeloader...

Another successful day of doing absolutely fuck all... this place is so goddamn dead and I am so fucking bored here... I feel like I'm rotting.

@catsofyore.bsky.social I thought you might like this sort of thing. mymodernmet.com/poshichi-nih...

I would pay an obscene amount of money to feel this level of contentment even for just a little while...

Apparently we are done with killing the fake mouse for now... must be hard work.

After about a week and a half I think it's safe to say that the window perch was deemed acceptable.

Having some small tech issues here... There's no sun today and my cat failed to fully recharge.

Sloganeer the shit (pun intended) out of trump posting a video of himself shitting on US citizens and US flags. Reply with your ideas. Possible one: “Trump, the incontinence is eclipsed by the incompetence.” #trump

I like how this robot thinks.

Someone is unhappy that the sun moved without her permission.

@d3sk.bsky.social Thought you might like this, I found it amusing and highly accurate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hb...

I got grumped at for interrupting her birdwatching...

Freyja update... Birds have been discovered in the tree outside the window, target lock has been activated.

See this little shit right here? This is the reason I tried so hard to get my own place and didn't just say "fuck it" and live in a homeless shelter until it killed me.

I don't give a wet slap about your pronouns... tell me what your adjectives are. Myself, I lean heavily towards caustic & abrasive.

@ironwood.bsky.social Ok, hear me out... after what this wagon went through on that family trip, I think it can handle The Zone.

The Queen is upon Her throne... sorta...

Hey, guess who just found out that the rail line that's about 90 feet away from their bedroom is still being actively used... and discovered this fact when someone blasted the air horns repeatedly for several minutes.

I think Freyja is settling in just fine...

Welp... in spite of some individual's wishes to the contrary, I'm not dead yet. Finally moved into the new place and got something not entirely unlike internet service set up. Freyja seems to be adjusting nicely, so that's good. And just for the hell of it, here's the view from my bedroom window.