This is the greatest thing I have seen all day and if you’re not seeing it right now that is OK because I will be posting it over and over and over again

yes I see you are trying to go to bed but have you considered… cat

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

emphasis on the utter incompetence tbh

I have to assume this means he keeps everything hidden behind fabric and just thrusts wildly as she runs past.

We should all have access to abortion care across all 50 states!

Bless whoever turned off the escalator on Trump at the UN! 😂

Time spent scritching animals is not deducted from your lifespan

The disappearance of America’s leadership class at a time like this means that the rest of us have to be leaders. We can no longer wait to be led by those with the power and authority to lead. You must lead, I must lead, all of us must lead. We are the leaders we’ve been waiting for.

ANTIFA! WE RIDE AT BRUNCH!

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES #releasethetrumpepsteinfiles

Yup.

I will not vote for any party that doesn’t have ‘undo Brexit’ as a manifesto promise.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli

🙏🙏 Ah the wars will be fought again The holy dove, she will be caught again Bought and sold, and bought again The dove is never free Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack, a crack in everything That's how the light gets in That's how the light gets in LC

Cats don’t fart as often or as loud, but Anyway. Wasn’t me

Emergency Antifa meeting this Saturday. Be at HQ at 11 am.

I don’t believe in god but just for giggles supposed the Rapture happened and beams of light descended from the Heavens and…took all the democrats and liberals and antifa, leaving Magats and fundamentalists and billionaires behind to eat each other. Maga: Wait, what?

This notion that everyone who follows an account becomes a minion over which that account exerts complete control is just wild, and people never seem to get over it.

now is the time for every media personality to stand up and speak out, because what this shows is that nothing will save you they’re coming for all of you, unless you’re a true believer your days are numbered and your bosses are eager to comply do something you can be proud of on your way out

So many cowards and cynics on display right now. When the pendulum does swing back--and it will--don't forget where these sad and pathetic people stood in the hour of democracy's greatest need.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

THERAPIST: and what do we do when we’re sad? ME: get another used cat? THERAPIST (nodding): get another used cat

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Behold: www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

I think it’s fair to say there have been more overt attacks on and threats to freedom of expression in the US since January than in our entire history. And recently they are accelerating and getting more brazen.

Worth the click through on this one.

Thou shalt not claim to be a champion of free speech out of one side of your mouth whilst crushing free speech out the other.

New Weather West post out on potentially widespread and significant thunderstorm outbreak later this week across much of California thanks to then-former Tropical Storm Mario's remnants. I discuss caveats re: dry lightning and more within... weatherwest.com/arch... #CAwx #CAfire

Scream this truth from the rooftops. Scream it again. And again.

My Vanguard advisor called to notify me I’ve been changed to a new advisor. I asked her to send me his CV. She said, “What’s that?”

this is the kind of shit that sets foreign relations back decades, this is going to have profoundly negative consequences for US relations with South Korea for a very long time and it’s all because of some asshole local Republican and a bunch of trigger-happy ICE goons who will face no consequences

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”

I ignored the murder of Melissa Hortman. Here’s why I’ll be talking about the murder of Charlie Kirk all day today. by most liberal pundits

When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.

Anyway, my only actual comment on Charlie Kirk's death is the same as my comment on today's school mass shooting is the same as my comment on the assassination of Melissa Hortman and her husband is the same as my comment on-- m.youtube.com/watch?v=CG4Y...

All the right-wing people who are horrified and calling for prayers for Charlie Kirk, search their history for their thoughts and prayers for Melissa Hortman and her husband. Fascinating how many of them come up with “No results found”.

The country is collapsing but the California Dept of Motor Vehicles grinds on regardless. It’s sort of endearing, 1990’s, Old Iron programming with an afterthought web interface. Renewing my driver’s license with all those if-then statements clanking away. Pig, meet lipstick.

Many media types and Dems continue to operate as if Trump is a politically invincible figure, a "Teflon Don." But in truth he's becoming an increasingly weak, failing, diminished, unpopular, naked-emperor figure, and it's time to treat him as such. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/2000...

Only 40 days have passed since Democratic lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were tragically killed by an unhinged Trump supporter, yet this story has largely faded from national awareness. We must not allow that to happen.

They lied to Congress at their confirmation hearings. They shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court. So why are they???