Not to bother anyone, but I'm done working until next year. 😂😜

NEW: Prompted by ProPublica’s reporting, congressional investigators find that immigration agents have often grabbed and mistreated US citizens, by @nicolefoy.bsky.social

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Guess who was awake until 2:45am shitposting again?

FIFA Gives Trump a Gold Pacifier & Looming War on Venezuela Gives Jon Iraq Déjà Vu youtu.be/C5QGzYFjVaU

Trump opposes democracy in America. Could he support it in Venezuela?

Pretty soon you'll be able to adopt The Professor and have him live with you if you want. You can give him tenure.

today is nonidi 19 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the sabina juniper

Nobody cares. That's a big problem.

Dementia Don

Breaking: Kushner and Saudi Arabia are part of Paramount’s hostile bid for Warner Bros. This could give them control of CNN and more: www.axios.com/2025/12/08/j...

If you think Paramount is just trying to buy Warner Brothers so Ellison can stop CNN from criticizing Trump… you’re right! www.wsj.com/business/med...

We laughed until we cried, 'cause they love humans no matter what humans do.

#BarknBites toasty

Habba-cadabra, Alina's job just disappeared.

Tried my hand at baking croissants tonight. Not too bad!

I’m in a tinwork cycle so no new paintings for awhile.

Not sure I understand the news value in bringing Tom Cotton on your TV show to repeat a monstrous lie you watched him say on television earlier this week

A guide on how (and why) to quit Spotify. “I am extremely glad I [switched away from Spotify]; it’s been a minute since I’ve felt something approaching genuine delight in discovering a new tech service.” (via @choire.bsky.social) [bloodinthemachine.com]

He did not want his photo taken while he was soggy

When away for months filming on location I always take the pups with me so they can be on set or in my trailer. When gone less than a week on promo-junkets they stay home w/ family members so they're not alone in a hotel room all day. How can I not to miss Mabel, Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite) & Millie?!❤️

If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

"You signed one document attesting that a property in Michigan would be your primary residence for the next year. Two weeks later, you signed another..." Trump wrote. "It is inconceivable that you were not aware of your first commitment when making the second.” 🤔 www.propublica.org/article/trum...

♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”

'In Ukraine, the state itself is investigating the government, the cabinet, the president’s closest advisers. By contrast, it is impossible to imagine Kash Patel’s FBI investigating anyone in Trump’s White House. Any Russian who investigates Putin goes to jail" www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

Some #dogs have more fur than others. Love them all, including this one of a favored Aunt's. ✌🏻😉 #photography

Timeline cleanse

This iconic Fabian Todorovic cartoon is still one of the best I’ve seen at illustrating the remarkable amount of space we surrender to cars, leaving little space left for everyone and everything else. The text added later makes the bonus point that many drivers still manage to complain about it.

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

Claude belongs in #AGoodPlace

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Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII 😇 "I won a Peace Prize in my Happy Meal"

The baroque corruption schemes playing out in America and Russia completely outclass the kickback scandal in Ukraine. www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

Heavy rain is expected to begin across the Pacific Northwest tomorrow and linger through the week. Rainfall amounts up to 10" are possible within the Olympics, Cascades, and coastal ranges. 🌧️ Check conditions before traveling and never drive across a flooded roadway. weather.gov

WELKER: "Admiral Bradley told lawmakers the drugs were heading first to Suriname - then ultimately to Europe or Africa… Is there any hard evidence this boat was headed to 🇺🇸?" SEN. COTTON: "That didn't come up in my briefing." 🤷🏼

Congressional escape room. “Your challenge: avoid admitting you support shooting people while defending people who want to shoot people.”

100%.

Perfect

🚨Today, 12/7 is the LAST day of Medicare Open Enrollment. If you are on a Medicare Advantage plan, please make sure to go to medicare.gov or the insurance plan itself and make sure it will exist in 2026!

The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.

Staffers at the cultural hub joke that Trump’s MAGA makeover has the building glowing less like a U.S. landmark and more like the flag of some other country.

Trust Monsters, Approved 💯

The birthright citizenship case could bring back the country’s dark history of inherited status.

It's a lie! It is always a lie!

last night I woke up in the middle of the night and my dog was sleeping on his back, using me as a pillow for his head. he wuvs me.