Love to see someone booed lustily. Lustily: the only way to boo.

If Papa Smurf & a scratch & sniff vomit stain had a baby it would be Mike Johnson

Guess who used dog shampoo in his hair this morning?

Anyone hear about the United flight to Mallorca that had to turn around because a 16 year old renamed his portable speaker “bomb” and had the Bluetooth on? Wild wild story on Reddit.

@matthaig.bsky.social, you beautiful bastard. This is the fifth book of yours that has made me bawl my eyes out within the first 50 pages. Thank you. I have cried in 3 months. I needed this.

My favorite author @matthaig.bsky.social and lofi for the evening

It’s been awhile

Henlo.

Olive was very unimpressed that it was my 38th revolution around the sun.

Corgi butt timeline cleanse.

Wow. We went from an incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security to a super incompetent, massively under qualified SecDHS. Just when you think it can’t get much worse. Congress has abdicated its duties.

Sunshine baby Sunday.

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

Happy girl check in! ✅

Sleepiest Olive pupdate.

Your daily Olive pupdate.

Olive poses.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Olive says good morning.

I’m fully convinced that @axios.com just fully deepthroats the major AI players. Out of 15 emails, only 3 didn’t mention AI or anything to do with AI. Also, the Pentagon should be celebrating @anthropic.com not wanting to be used in malicious ways, especially with this shit govt.

Olive pup-date.

Hello world. Meet Olive.

Anyone wanna go to Hong Kong Friday?

Happy New Year from the Polaris Lounge at T7!

Mileage run? To Hong Kong? Why not?

United decided we needed diarrhea in a box on a 6 hour flight today.

We tag teamed charcuterie this year with me baking a bread cornucopia and my sister putting together the charcuterie board!

I used to play this RP bulletin board game when I was a kid called NationStates. I had a ton of fun and convinced a lot of my friends to join it. I had a hankering for it again but decided to built it myself since I don’t get a lot of passion project time… and…

Tried my hand at baking croissants tonight. Not too bad!

Step 1: Poutine

I redid my living room. I should probably fix the blankets but I like how it turned out.

The fact that I’m agreeing with MTG makes me think I live in the upside down.

Someone needs to pass a law that if a funding bill is not passed, Congress, the Executive, and the Supreme Court all lose their pay until it is passed and resolved.

Hey buds. If you do the Instagram thing, I went back begrudgingly. My siblings always win this battle. @aboxofandy if you’re so inclined.

Oldest selfie in your phone The good ol’ days when I lived in Belfast, Northern Ireland part time and visited Scotland often.

Guten abend from my living room. #cozy

I’m redoing my living room and while it’s a process it’s looking hella cozy. A plant will replace the three hoop light in the left corner and then my coffee cart is coming this week. I also got a Terrakaffe for it. 😍

Homeward bound.

Got to have lunch with my niece and nephew today in Mechelen. Love these two little silly heads.

Okay, bathed, moisturized (c/o Augustinus Bader), and ready for the next 7 hours to Amsterdam. Good night all.

Where did you find out Diane Keaton passed? The showers at EWR’s Polaris Lounge. 😭

Polaris. Newark. I need a shower.

“Please feel free to use the Polaris Lounge before your departure.” Polaris lounge opens at 6:30 AM, 30 minutes after you depart. 😂

I got real quiet on here post surgery and one of my skeets blew up.

As someone who was subjected to conversion therapy, it doesn’t work. It won’t work. It’s torture. I was hooked up to an IV and made to vomit watching gay porn for two hours per week. I was prayed over. Bibles and the Book of Mormon were shoved in my face.

A French government minister, newly appointed yesterday, faced with the resignation of their fourth prime minister in less than a year, said, "Je désespère de ce cirque," (I despair of this circus) which is exactly how I feel about nearly every global government currently in power.

So in today’s fun shit, I lost my Utah drivers license so I had to go get one from the California DMV. Because I don’t have the original drivers license, I couldn’t get my drivers record. Because I couldn’t get that, I had to take the written test. Then they wanted me to take the road test.

It’s 4:10 AM. Should I make cinnamon rolls on this eve of my surgery? (I’m not allowed to eat.)

So a couple of days ago, the 7-11 in Long Beach was under a hostage-not-hostage situation that lasted 13 hours because a judge was on vacation and couldn’t authorize a SWAT removal. This is why I love California, part 1.

My bestie (who I dated for awhile) and his hubby just got married and I’m so happy. Happy wedding day, boys. 🤗