The fact that I’m agreeing with MTG makes me think I live in the upside down.

Someone needs to pass a law that if a funding bill is not passed, Congress, the Executive, and the Supreme Court all lose their pay until it is passed and resolved.

Hey buds. If you do the Instagram thing, I went back begrudgingly. My siblings always win this battle. @aboxofandy if you’re so inclined.

Oldest selfie in your phone The good ol’ days when I lived in Belfast, Northern Ireland part time and visited Scotland often.

Guten abend from my living room. #cozy

They’re politicizing the air space in order to put pressure on Democrats. They are actively going to cause massively dangerous situations in the sky for fun. We were already stretched too thin aviation wise and now they’ve made it worse under the guise of safety. It’s political. End scene.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.

I’m redoing my living room and while it’s a process it’s looking hella cozy. A plant will replace the three hoop light in the left corner and then my coffee cart is coming this week. I also got a Terrakaffe for it. 😍

Also, not proud to be an American. Not yet anyway, but extremely proud to be a Californian today.

As a PA boy, this makes my heart happy.

Nice to see all the MAGAT counties get obliterated by those of us with brain cells.

Have the day you deserve.

Los Angeles, I love you. 75% yes. 😘😘😘😘

Holy hell. San Bernardino and Orange County both voted yes. Things I didn’t expect today.

That being said, we all have to channel this absolutely pissed the fuck off energy for the next 4 years. No staying home. No bullshit. Go vote or we get shit shoved down our throats.

FOUR FUCKING MINUTES UNTIL WE RING THE FINAL DEATH KNELL! Let’s go California!!

Homeward bound.

Blocked

Dishoom is overhyped, overrated, and not a good representation of British Indian cuisine. The one in Kensington was particularly horrible tonight. For £450, you’d expect a better experience and way better food. I ate at Dishoom 2 years ago and it was way better. Whatever this is, isn’t it.

Got to have lunch with my niece and nephew today in Mechelen. Love these two little silly heads.

Okay, bathed, moisturized (c/o Augustinus Bader), and ready for the next 7 hours to Amsterdam. Good night all.

Where did you find out Diane Keaton passed? The showers at EWR’s Polaris Lounge. 😭

Polaris. Newark. I need a shower.

“Please feel free to use the Polaris Lounge before your departure.” Polaris lounge opens at 6:30 AM, 30 minutes after you depart. 😂

I got real quiet on here post surgery and one of my skeets blew up.

As someone who was subjected to conversion therapy, it doesn’t work. It won’t work. It’s torture. I was hooked up to an IV and made to vomit watching gay porn for two hours per week. I was prayed over. Bibles and the Book of Mormon were shoved in my face.

A French government minister, newly appointed yesterday, faced with the resignation of their fourth prime minister in less than a year, said, "Je désespère de ce cirque," (I despair of this circus) which is exactly how I feel about nearly every global government currently in power.

So in today’s fun shit, I lost my Utah drivers license so I had to go get one from the California DMV. Because I don’t have the original drivers license, I couldn’t get my drivers record. Because I couldn’t get that, I had to take the written test. Then they wanted me to take the road test.

It’s 4:10 AM. Should I make cinnamon rolls on this eve of my surgery? (I’m not allowed to eat.)

So a couple of days ago, the 7-11 in Long Beach was under a hostage-not-hostage situation that lasted 13 hours because a judge was on vacation and couldn’t authorize a SWAT removal. This is why I love California, part 1.

I want everyone know what we already all know… there is nothing still classified by the US government about Amelia Earhart or her disappearance. It’s all been available for over 3 decades.

My bestie (who I dated for awhile) and his hubby just got married and I’m so happy. Happy wedding day, boys. 🤗

Gay weddings are lit.

There is no honour amongst thieves and thieves run the economy.

sometimes “i’m okay” can also mean “i’m not okay but i don’t know how to even begin to verbalize it”

Off to Zion for the weekend. 🥹 I mean, Independence, MO.

‘Twas a good night.

Oh look mom. New glasses drop. Also, I’m old.

Okay LA friendos. What are we doing this weekend?

I don’t want to get up.

I feel like the vacant stare of broken Buzz Lightyear.

I have no idea who United’s food supplier is, but this domestic Polaris meal is top tier. The fruit is so fresh compared to Delta’s travesties in D1.

salt. flats.

Repost with you in nature.

I just bought 6 Labubus. Pray for me.

My sister has a new boo and he took this picture of her. Nothing makes me happier as a big brother than seeing her happy after the absolute fuckshow her selfish, piece of shit ex husband was.

I found this in a journal from when I was 17: You don’t owe anyone your silence. You don’t need to make yourself small. I know it feels like the walls are closing in, but there is life on the other side of this. You are not broken. You are not unlovable. You are not the sum of what they did to you.

imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they put ketchup on their steak

The most underrated part of any journey is waiting for a connecting flight but you’re in the Polaris Lounge and you just woke up from a 30 minute Power Nap and they got your shower ready for you. 🫶

Time for an 11 hour nap.