THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA. THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM.

My brain is more toxic than Venom's atmosphere. We're smokin the shit that Metroids Dread. These percs got me movin like I'm in All-Range mode. Shorty wanted to go to Dreamland, I fed her enough zaza to make Bowser S-tier. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.

Opps trying to kill Starfox cause they forgot I don’t give any starfucks. Locked on to em, hypers straight blazing, dusted half a fleet myself on that zaza bomb. Got back, checked shorty’s G-diffuser system, did a barrel roll and Sector X’d the fuck out of there. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.

My dumb ass son is lost in the ape maze again.

I WAS SMOKING SAURIAN BLUE MAGIC PLANT INFUSED WALLED CITY MOON KUSH WITH THE ANCIENT KRAZOA BEFORE CORNARIA WAS A TYPE ONE CIVILIZATION. I WANDERED THROUGH THE DESERTS OF TITANIA WITH NOTHING BUT A PACK OF FUEL CELLS AND A SEPIA MODE CHEAT COIN. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN.

Plug got eaten by a dinosaur so I had to take a mortar and pestle to that broke boy Slippy. Smoked that frog DMT out of a Venomian hookah. Now I'm having eristic dialogues with Krazoan Spirits and ripping all the copper out the Arwing with my teeth.

Haven’t enjoyed a spider meeting a pig this much since Charlotte’s Web

I didn't expect to become a die hard Star Fox defender but here we are

The franchise has had a rough go of it. A full remake of the most successful entry makes sense. If you want the series to actually have a future beyond this, you should support it

Scum

This is the tenth time we’ve posted “This will be the third time we've remade Star Fox 64 and we have become exceedingly efficient at it” and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

This is useful, yeah.

We smokin that pure Venom OG primate emperor pepper killer kush. Ripped a fat McCloud and crash landed on the dinosaur planet

This is my favorite post today

Look at his little feet

honestly i am perplexed as to what you people think a starfox game should look like

If this game fails because people can't goon to the cartoon fox and we never get another Star Fox game, I'm going to lose my mind

I am being 100% unironic, I mean this genuinely I LOVE how this game looks. I love that they all look like uncanny realistic puppets. I think they're all really cute because of this. I love weird little guys. I'd give em all an adoring smooch This is how Star Fox should look forever now

I've been playing Star Fox 64 a lot recently and I really enjoy it. I never picked up 64 despite my fondness for the original, which was one of my favorite SNES games. I'm really excited to go directly from 64 into this new remake since it's more of what I'm enjoying plus more character stuff

I'LL GET YOU STAR FOX

You can't shame the shameless

Fuckin alchemist over here turning absolute trash into something cool and good. Like uh...some bad shitty metal into some cool hype metal. Or something, idk I'm not a scientist

It was always so interesting to me how people would vehemently defend this game w/ how "progressive" it was for the HP world (lol) The whole "Well Rowling wasn't directly involved" defense was also baffling since the work inherently has her biases and ideology baked into it (and she gets royalties)

I'm deleting Chrome off my devices, brb

MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT: On 5/15/26 the new Cruiserweight Champion Guapo Lupe makes his first title defense as he puts the title on the line against Ben Chozen who also had an impressive victory last time out against J.T. Hawk back on 3/30. 🎟️ Get your tickets today!

Dyed for a respected mutual 🫡

Tope tornillo crucifix driver. AYFKM?! 👀👀👀👀👀 #AAAenFOX #AAA #WWE

These posters make me wanna [REDACTED FOR POSTER'S PROTECTION]

Name your favorite black and white film Pi (1998)

Just doing this in a medieval dungeon while Dave does chain things

About 3.5hrs of dungeon rave shit, mostly from Grime Stone Records (and thus Abyssal Spectre). To me, this is basically the musical equivalent of a tag-team with @davereckoning.bsky.social & @papapoison.bsky.social

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

i will simply not watch movies about suitcase men yelling into phones until money happens

what’s your favorite way to heal in resident evil? 🪴

Willie Peeters was too good man, when he popped those hips...whew. Just look at this shit, probably the coolest belly-to-belly you'll ever see.

me: can you make the bluesky app work OpenAI’s coding agent: Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, a goblin, a ghoul, a zombie with no conscience

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

my thing is this logic is already happening and ruining everything. it leads to people rationalising scams, prediction markets, rugpulls, poisonous hustle culture shit, general justification for pure individualist nihilism. if anything shoplifting is the least harmful effect of this way of thinking

Every time I hear about rationalists I think about this quote from parks and rec

no i'm not bc i don't use that shit. skill issue

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

News is coming out about a mass lay-off at Montréal studio Behaviour. If you have been affected (and if the 30-ish number is correct), you're entitled to 8 weeks notice or equivalent pay - don't sign anything agreeing to less! bsky.app/profile/game...

GOOD POST

Oh I’m gonna get a lot of mileage out of ol Wilmlem Dafoe here

For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.