"Some things require nerves of steel. Winning at poker. Aviation. Stealing a skull you find in Budapest. Sneaking the skull past customs. Ignoring the visions brought by the skull, hellscapes not even Bruegel could imagine. Starting a business." - Charles River, Founder, River Side Casino

i saw a tiktok about how doing violence in childhood is a sign of xenophobia and i can't stop thinking about it

I think imma go see Spiritworld next week.

Everyone is wondering who owns the rights to Lucha Underground and I did some research and it turns out it’s me. I own the rights to the company my lawyer is writing up storylines as we speak we gonna retcon all the Hager stuff

There are lots of alternatives to "Walk" if you're not a Stanselmo...

Goodbye stranger, its been nice! May 22nd, after gaining two wins, Cereal Man is a single victory away from proving to his SpaceDad that hes worthy of rescue. And MYLO says shes gonna let him beat him. Its MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL 21+ $25 tix × evntbrt

too late, i have already depicted myself as the heroic and victorious skeleton duelist and you as the defeated skeleton whose bones themselves have morphed to convey an expression of shock at your miserable circumstances

Deleted the last post because some weirdo I don't even know or follow reposted it.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes adult Bluey fans

Literally me this morning

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Total Drama Island is better than Naruto.

Jackie Chan teams up with problematic, authoritarian reply guy and disgraced therapist, Jesse Singal, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

Which is why we're all here

Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?

Considering I only started playing Cyberpunk 2077 at the end of last year, it's probably not surprising I'm just now watching Edgerunners. Plz don't spoil, I'm only 2 eps in & moving slow because I can already tell it's gonna punch me in the feels repeatedly.

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Long story short, some piece of shit manosphere wannabe influencer douchebag harassed two gay guys and their baby on the street and eventually one of the dads shoved the guy and now said pos is suing him for assault. Now the dads have to get a lawyer. 🫤 gofund.me/156374457

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Okay I looked it up. “folx” is a bigoted slur against asexual folks.

It’d be nice if white liberals would stop calling every evil fascist in power mentally ill.

LaCroix cans are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Neo-Trotskyism

fuck, this ones good lol

some of y’all have internalized ableism against sex-positive Military wives who look like they were mugged by Lisa Frank and it shows 🤌

I'm begging for nihilists to add an ounce of ADHD to their politics.

One fun thing about WWE's modern marketing is when retiring wrestlers do the bow down and kiss the canvas thing they're now smooching logos for things like "Kid Kloudz: The First Vape for Children."

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - gaze

Anyway, G.I. Joe is arguably an autistic narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the Twitch streaming mad scientist a Circassian icon.

The feeling of fresh air, and then warm water, right after you peel the saniderm wrap off a fresh tattoo...

ensuring my soup has the most neutral flavor possible by adding a they leaf

Realized my Daryl tattoo finally marks me getting something wrestling related. I really thought it was gonna be Piper or Foley (still on the agenda, mind you, along with Dem Boyz and some sort of tribute to Lucha Libre)

some fucking asshole just skimmed my card information and spent $1000 at a smoke shop in California, if anyone was looking to buy my music so I have more of a safety net while my bank disputes it now's the fucking time sludgecrow.bandcamp.com

"if it's outta the bag then it's outta the bag... ...now that is a powerful cat!"

Ngl, I wanna post a picture of my new tattoo, but with how Bsky is behaving I'm not sure enough people will see it and is it even real or worthwhile if the people who live in my phone don't validate it?

Hello yes is this Mortiis? I’ve got something you’re gonna wanna see

the median American voter's beliefs are just the lyrics to Peace Sells by Megadeth

I usually try to explain it like this: picture JB Pritzker as Ed Balls. Now imagine they're Latvian. Doesn't look so much like the Erfurt latrine disaster was caused by uncles having their penises pinched by a crab now, does it?

Paige Thomas, 44, never knows what to say when speaking to friends and family, but, once she finally works up the courage to join a conversation, everyone becomes oddly silent until someone desperately steps in to change the subject.

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Mine too, probably

Okay I looked it up. “big mood” is a bigoted slur against demigender folks.

Get off of substack. I will not share your substack link. I won't share it even if you disguise it as a different URL. There are good alternatives. No, it's not easy, but your readership won't be rated as lower than that of a human trafficker and rapist.

THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING SUBSTACK

Finally someone says it out loud. Gawds that show sucked.

Hey if you're in the Bay Area and wondering what there is to do, @coyotemedia.org puts together a weekly calendar that is pretty fucking good. I write it, so I'm biased obviously. But you can get it for FREE on our site and in your inbox: www.coyotemedia.org/tag/calendar/

Had a great time at the ACILEP benefit gig last night. All the bands were just excellent, everyone needs to check out Canaille, Skòlp, In Shame, and Ominess. They're all local to the Bay(ish) and they all kill it in their respective subgenres of heavy shit.

Re-reposting to say I only know this artist from following here, but they're one of my favorites to see on the tl & you should follow too.