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@larjunderpants.bsky.social Still want to defend the most ass food chain we've ever set foot in? Hmm?

Every spelling mistake or punctuation error in my posts or texts is another log in my eye. I take physical, mental, and spiritual damage every time I type too fast and the words don't good right.

It is simple. Our patron deity, Marduk, has seen the wickedness in our hearts, and we have lost his favor. He has turned his wrath upon us, and we are cursed with a king that will bring about our ruin. Plague will rip through the ranks of our warriors. Our coffers will run dry. Babylon must fall.

mais mon roi, c'est un banger

"Someone heard Stevenson’s impressive speech and said, 'Every thinking person in America will be voting for you.' Stevenson replied, 'I’m afraid that won’t do—I need a majority.'"

Since time immemorial, the Dem's FP talent pipeline, particularly for MENA specialists, has selected for temporarily embarrassed neocons or R2P types that carry water for regional partners violating the Rome Statute. All tacitly support Tel Aviv. Basically no peaceniks or retrenchers make it thru.

The appeal to "nature" is the siren song of fascism. It is the insidious lie of the so-called "transcendent" order that seeks to place humanity in its demented thrall, the idea that our desire and need to shape our world and our selves, which itself springs from nature, is somehow not "nature"

Smoking exactly one (1) weed in your thirties

Take the wrong lesson from a movie: Dog Day Afternoon: Impress your trans gf by committing crimes

They never tell you that when youre a dumbass and vibe code a Naruto translation app until 5 in the morning, your body suffers the consequences.

The Harkonnen sleeper cell hanging out in my walls:

All my opps are negatively polarized against me. That's why I hate them and anyone associated with them or their arguments.

Why on God's green Earth would they make a "thin" version of Zapp's chips. Turns a bag of Spicy Crawtators into CrawtatAss.

Heard the little horn diddly from Can't Hold Us in a recent Chipotle ad and got terrifying PTSD flashbacks from watching watching live tv circa 2012-2016.

The legacy of the Alien series is so massive that it's kind of underappreciated how much of a cool pump fake James Cameron did at the end of Act I of Aliens.

If the users hate the mods for having a couple sticks up their asses, and the mods hate the users for being annoying, then it seems like we've made a solid forum experience for all to enjoy.

Decades of a deliberate doublespeak policy that allowed Tel Aviv officials to speak out of both sides of their mouths to domestic and foreign presses, swiftly undone by the mass adoption of the humble autotranslate functionality on the world wide web.

What the fuck kind of financial engineering is this again?

Quietly terrified of the potential quality swing for Devil Wears Prada 2.

Vince Gilligan: I love complicated iron-willed middle-aged blonde white women 🥰 I bet my audience does too 🥰

Thank god the new Mummy movie is getting pilloried in reviews. Wife refused to watch that one and I am too much of a little baby man to watch the jumpscare marathon movie solo.

I feel like people focus a little too much on Bruce Springsteen having a slightly cringey stage persona singing boomer music and not enough on that boomer music being pretty fuckin good and him genuinely caring about stuff

He’s not cool but I feel like he’s a very decent human being. He’s kind of a national dad we can all be proud of.

I guess not especially strange to people actually working in horror media/analysis, but an uptick in zombie narratives in films/shows/games/lit is a surefire recession/socioeconomic instability indicator.

That's crae crae

This has been quite the epic journey, with some hints of struggle against capitalism, from New Yorker humor piece to the big screen. www.newyorker.com/magazine/199...

just texted my wife

Implicit in this line of thinking is that these creeps get a kind of date rape free fire zone in the privacy of homes and hotel rooms, wherein anybody that willingly enters this space has forfeited expectations of not being assaulted. Like the law and morality does not apply inside the spider's web.

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

The entire conceit of this debate segment was that Bernie was somehow unreasonable for criticizing Israel's acts of violence in the war on Gaza in 2014 as "disproportionate". That is how bad the discourse was ten years ago.

This looks like a still from a montage in a 00's teen romcom set to blink-182's First Date.

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

My wife did not fuck with this genius post, but I think it's still defensible even while sober.

I will wage holy jihad against Intuit.

Oh did the natsec libhawk spook turn out to be a bit of a cop at heart? Is the sky still blue? Does grass grow? Do birds fly?

There will be no accountability for these toady hack lawyers until the regime falls lol. The judicial system is not independent of politics (never has been). So if the enemy captures it, that's the ballgame.

In my cosmology Redfoo is a kind of Ahura Mazda to Sky Blu's Angra Mainyu.

Termitechads absolutely nestmogging the antcels tonight

The most vindicated man on the internet was the guy that tried, in vain, to make people understand you do actually need some decent firepower to deal with the Wild Hawg problem.

average american’s interaction with insurance (charges that dont reflect real prices, which generally will go down if you call and ask for a basic explanation but rely on you not arguing) is a major root of american governance failure imo

New Fed paper by Crane & Soto uses official labor force survey data and finds that 500,000 fewer coders are working than pre-LLM trends would predict. Hits entry level, not senior workers. @jburnmurdoch.ft.com piece: www.ft.com/content/b69f...

Who is the audience for the new Scary Movie and how do I put them on a social blacklist.

"just following up on this" = stop ignoring me "putting this at the top of your inbox" = what the hell's going on, read my email "friendly reminder" = im going to kidnap your kids

@larjunderpants.bsky.social someone gotta tell Sam his Shi'a-Catholic synthesis actually has legs in 2026

We movin like Steven Universe. The only family I need is these diamonds. All my opps are just ice I have yet to acquire. I keep a 10k-carat stone in my belly to remind the haters my corpse will be worth the GDP of Guatemala.