my autobiography

i dont know why anyone did, but i am on the QWI ballot this year in the content creator category im not gonna tell you who to vote for, im just flattered to be on a ballot alongside friends and people i look up to

whenever we let her out of her recovery habitat i sit on the floor with her, since she cant jump onto the couch, and for the most part she sleeps on my chest the entire time

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new cat outfit just dropped

I found him everyone

bsky sees the extra flyer before it gets posted on the other hell corners of the internet tomorrow FRIDAY, DECEMBER 19TH FRISKY’S VENUE & BAR COLORADO SPRINGS ☃️🎄🎅 HAIL SANTA

she's thawing

So it looks like the cat has cancer on her mammary chain, but it hasn't spread and is contained to the lower portion of the chain. Good news is she will probably be fine, bad news is it will probably cost us a few grand. Picture for good vibes.

hard to believe that 10 years a go i tricked my wife into marrying me

this place is a prison

presented without comment

She's been on watch all morning

huff my farts spotify

me to my wife

10 movies to get to know me

facebook marketplace lowballers sure are something

we put a picture of the cat above the tv

oh come the fuck on

It's getting to be that time of year again. If any of the homies need a "plz book me to wrestle in 2025 👉🏻🥺👈🏻" graphic let me know

we are having ropa vieja for dinner

true love is applying proctofoam to your wife's butthole because she can't do it herself because she is in a back brace

OOPS

they dont post here anymore but everyone go see my pal at a wrestling show near you and buy lots of merch ok ty good talk xoxo

This didn't get used at Sundays @fullqueer.bsky.social Folsom snow, due to a change in plans, but I love how it turned out so I wanted to share

The cat has determined my wife's walker is the optimal sitting spot