battlebots logo red and blue because democrats and republicans can agree battlebots are pretty cool

i have an opinion sorry in advance for an opinion on my personal page

me because the lucha bros are back in aaa

mazel tov ichiban!!!!

really excited for all of my new found opportunities to share my immaculate clothing collection with the masses

i can’t get over john waters being involved. perfect, no notes.

congrats to johnny knoxville for getting married to someone age appropriate!

rly cool and super customizable! as you would assume boomers HATE THEM

picking up medicine at the pharmacy feels like i’m deeply inconveniencing them in a very dark time in their life every single time

send me your favorite recipes ive been cooking mama lately

i know too much and feel hardened towards things i once had a sense of wonder for and both me and everyone around me are worse for it ngl

last week day as a dog groomer and i didnt expect to be so sad today lol its bittersweet change sucks blah blah blah

excited to get home and make a couscous salad

john fetterman is a disgrace.

my rule of thumb is if you would not ridicule or correct your parents, your partner, or your best friend for doing something, don’t ridicule or correct a stranger on the internet for doing that thing. just don’t say anything and move on and realize that you may be a little too removed from grass.

if hollywood has any concept of making money at all the would immediately announce theyre remaking christy with an actual lesbian lead and just straight up do it again and it would pop off hard on both the angles of representation and spite

thought i was going to have a magical and productive 11/11 but it started with me pulling a dead squirrel out of my dogs mouth and almost got killed like 4 times by old people driving.

did give me motivation to open this mail youre right

i miss the old maybelline infallible foundation. that shit came in a tube like paint and went on like paint and i loved every second.

been really into monchhichi lately. great little guy.

on halloween a kid saw our labubu pumpkin and excitedly asked us if we knew how to say 6 7 and i cant describe the way mikey and i both regretfully said yes

my labooboo got so many compliments i feel so proud

i understand why you should kill lantern flies i do not judge anyone that does i think you are controlling an invasive species but i will not be doing that i cannot and i am sorry to things lantern flies are destroying but i cant

becoming a big fan of just going to the grocery store. whats going on in here. what are we eatin boys.

if anyone starts acting like my cortana and red vs blue tattoos are some sort of dogwhistle i will actually just beat you up. not an exaggeration. if i am asked about the relation between my tattoos and right wing politics or politics in general there will be physical violence

i don’t want to keep doing the right thing i wish to be morally irresponsible and evil

i hate using a shopping cart why does it suck so bad

gonna watch aaa while i make a meatloaf bc knowing pagana & psycho clown vs wyatt sicks is happening has been the only thing keeping me from a descent into anguish

it is time for my seasonal sinus infection 😔

homeland security using little dark age, one of my favorite songs of all time, in a propaganda video, is in my top 5 worst things the government has done. no i will not be taking comments or questions at this trying time.

nothing is more devastating to the psyche than when you accidentally screenshot something with your controller when you’re raging. like girl whatever post it to the xbox network idgaf

idk whats going on with anything actually im playing pinball!

still pondering

if im listening to sad music im ok when its real dark im listening to 24/7 pitbull and t pain

what if one of the jabbawockeez unmasked and it was joe biden

butt legalized fart today. dookie did a poopoo on the peepee of shitdependence. did you hear? bootyhole got cancelled for supporting pubic hair. caca and i have beef because he hates athletes foot.

anyone done anything shitty online yet today i woke up cranky

thank yinz for the shares and the love, i appreciate it a ton. ❤️ i hate being like this lmfao 🤪

unfortunately, i have been really struggling financially. i’m in the process of looking for a second job and it’s just been sucking the soul out of me. if you could share or have the means, i would appreciate you so much. 💕 venmo & cashapp are ziggyhaim here is ichi sleeping funny as thanks

i cant stop thinking about how in the nyc mayoral debate cuomo said mamdami was stealing “rent controlled apartments” from people who needed them more. his rent was 2.5k.

hire me for your kreayshawn impersonator needs

i started in pro wrestling at 19 and put everything into it now i don’t do it anymore and have no idea what my direction or passion in life is and feel like i have no purpose at 29 AMA

whenever people talk about cuomo i initially think rivers. the lead singer of weezer.

singing soul man to my boyfriend with the lyrics “im a cold man” (he’s always cold)

me getting sent screenshots of sly digs from people who have me blocked

DONT RSVP FOR PROTESTS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

giant eagle charges money like they’re getting their ingredients from god himself

objectively it is very funny that every day is like “a whole COUNTRY is GONE. you will have to keep a picture of donald trump in your living room its law now. kash patel is pooping on the front steps of every trans person.” and we all just have to go to work.

he’s just like me