i have beef with when people call it a schoolgirl when a woman does it. like i get it. whatever. but we don’t need to regender the name of a move depending on who is doing it in the year 2026. 😭

reports from dave meltzer have confirmed that pee pee and poo poo have met with butthole

wrestling journalists ran clickbait stories who could even imagine that wow i’m floored

ever since my birthday i have been going between midlife crisis and and unbridled self confidence pretty regularly

every episode of lucha underground is in the internet archive i hope your day is as beautiful as this information

im dead serious when i say we do not need anywhere near as many pro wrestling journalists as we do because it has lead to the most worthless journalism possible. there are too many people writing about wrestling and not enough wrestling. we do not need anything new. there is no new news left.

sometimes i gain sentience and remember i can curate my own social media experience

finding out lady gaga’s favorite pokemon is jigglypuff has been much more important to me than i expected it to be

had an incredible thrift haul and pulled this fucking charizard. 30 flirty and thriving is right!

i been talkin!!!

me

my first birthday present to myself was sleeping all day today

i have now had every dog experience known to man and i do believe for the rest of my life forever i am meant to adopt senior and special needs dogs. that has by far been my greatest joy.

i’ve been reading this shit and lowkey pizzagate is at least kinda real ha ha :)

i respect hangman’s statement on his picture with marty somewhat and i do think his heart is in the right place but it also is still the reply of a man who has not experienced the horrors of what men do to women and it will take me a min to not look at him funny, which is disappointing.

treat female abusers with the same energy you treat male abusers yuck

display name too long but im proud of it.

how i feel when i say i love katseye

i feel like dave & busters will send me promotional texts when im at my worst never at a good time

this land is YOUR land. this land is MY land. 💕💣

SHE HOPES IM!!!! CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON THIS. TWIN. SIZED. MATTRESS. IN SOMEBODIES ATTIC OR BASEMENT MY WHOO OOOLLELELEEEE LIFE!!!!!!

sorry to be a bummer and bring it up but we are all fucked in the snow because everything from the meteorologists to county salt trucks have been defunded and it is significantly worse that it could have been

i regret never using im back by belle delphine as an entrance song

i can’t even lie if you think i don’t like you i probably don’t i’m sorry i think it’s way more bitchy and a waste of energy to be fake than to just avoid speaking to someone i don’t like lol

damn that sucks fuck every predator forever

don-chan isnt a phase don-chan is a way of life

i feel equally as mentally healthy and confident as i have ever felt but also in absolute misery is that cool with yall

people genuinely get upset when they ask if i miss wrestling and i say no lmfao

i am genuinely one of those people that thinks the timeline change was triggered by harambe

took a booking WHERE???

my dog aggressively paces when he wants to go outside and its so overstimulating

if it was about the war on drugs why did he pardon the literal creator of the silk road

i am no longer a wrestler i will never ever be one again but i really want another pair of wrestling boots man i just love wrestling boots

being able to compute nuance is what shows me a person feels empathy rather than just showing empathy

brain zaps feel like getting jumpscared inside your own body

its been months and i still can’t believe how bad life of a showgirl is

www.polygon.com/clair-obscur... I AM NEVER A HATER IM ALWAYS VALID

i need a t-shirt that says “DONT BOTHER ME I’M PLAYING BALATRO”

it is miss a dose of my effexor i truly become evil all it takes it 12 hours for me to be a genuine ghoul from super hell

my theory is NOT that candace and charlie kirk were fucking but that he was her gay best friend

clair obscura…….. 😔 it’s….. a game that we’re playing…… 😔

the stone cold pancho and macho shirts are the only things i will ever get off of pwtees i will suffer through the extra few dollars for a non cardboard tee for those solid ass cats

genuinely shocking to me how many people do not realize it is tradition to lose your last match winning it would be kind of weird

i’m not even a hater honestly anything that has ever upset me in my life was valid

i come on here post the most insane thing i can then delete it 3 seconds later at least once a week

here is my summary breakdown of the game awards 1. i never even heard of clair obsurca and now i have an unnecessary beef with them 2. street fighter is gonna rip 3. mega man is gonna rip 4. lots of performance art 5. evanescence

i have a weird fear when i sneeze and i’m home alone that i’ll hear someone say “bless you” …

i love the thanksgiving day parade you can never take this from me

i was told to stay away from the boys the second i got into training. i was given the opportunity to get booked in exchange for sexual relationships quite literally 10+ times and women wrestlers can do nothing but ha ha funny about it because we knew from second one what would be happening to us.