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my “No Minions Worked For Hitler” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my t-shirt

sure, now do a Han Solo one that's just named HUMAN

big deal, I've done this as Spider-Man a hundred times

Saying we should all go back to physical media I think misses the point. I actually *like* buying games and movies digitally for a bunch of reasons. What we need is better consumer protections so the things we do buy digitally are actually owned and companies cant delete/revoke access!

modern horses if humans had left them tf alone

With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.

53 episodes in 12 days and my main takeaway is that I want some jalapeño poppers

amazing how in the last 2% of this show they perfectly articulated why I’m an atheist

this really was Tiya Sircar’s ideal role

"Weird Al" Yankovic has always been a real one. Just learned that he very recently turned down "a nice pile of money" to shill for A.I. Damn right he did. @alyankovic.bsky.social www.syracuse.com/entertainmen...

one of the reasons I think it's cool to continue teaching cursive is that you realize these guys scribbled and drafted just like us and you don't have to give these humans the weird demigod treatment

Hello! This is the updated deep-dive thread for Star Wars: Smuggler’s Guide: Tales from the Underworld, a fantastic reference book by Dan Wallace published back in 2018. It’s one of my favorite modern reference books, so I’m looking forward to updating my old Twitter thread!

trump: autism didn't exist back then napoleon bonaparte: my mind is made up of cabinets and if i shut all the drawers i will simply fall asleep

I will vote for a platform of de-Trumpification. It needs to be a scorched-earth removal of every hateful symbol.

it’s wild what a snapshot of Trump 1 this specific episode is

Spock didn't mind meld or neck pinch until he did. The Force couldn't pull objects from around the room until it did. You couldn't transport at warp... unti you could. The canon showing you something you've never seen before isn't a plot hole, a mistake or a sign of disrespect. It's storytelling

Two months ago:

Dan opening, Dan closing

every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

I've been thinking about this a lot and I think I've figure it out.

We love to see it! www.nytimes.com/2026/06/23/b...

NEW from me on @clashingsabers.bsky.social: LOW RED MOON by @mikechenwriter.bsky.social is a game changer. I write about *finally* getting a Star Wars story with a droid's POV, what one line reveals about how we gender droids, and what it means that droids are often written as neurodivergent.

george lucas has built his museum, has a hot wife, and doesn't have to think about star wars ever again, I think we should let him keep living his dream of doing cameos in minions movies

"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"

after a decade of movie figures there's something about these that just screams "I'm not based on an actual human"

side note, "you can get these from context" is hands-down the line I use the most in everyday life

underrated homeowner experience: the freedom to just dig a fuckin’ hole if you want to

Because the people in this government are gleefully malevolent you naturally assume they are more evil than stupid but they're stupid first. They think everyone who came before, everyone who built the world they've benefited from, was dumb. People like Musk and Trump both have this idiot's disease

faltam menos de 12 horas

rewatching The Good Place so this thread will be a repository for random quotes with zero context

great news for people who don't eat food

I had my own discussion forum way back in the UNJOH days and when I had to ban a couple people they made a splinter forum where they wrote a bunch of slashfic about me and Jacen Solo

all shows will be set during the New Republic era until morale improves

Another great moment in evolution

rating the G7 leaders by the likelihood they'd try to catch Trump if he keeled over next to them

hot take: just fill the whole thing with antifreeze

I do kinda wonder what The Office's covid season would have been like

You couldn't make a Marx Brothers movie today because they are all dead.

started >>> going

will be appending “you will never catch me” to all happy birthdays going forward

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

live your life so that years after you die people refer to you as The Usurper

Although President Trump adding his own name to the Kennedy Center was undeniably gauche, it remains true that the center should have a name that appeals to everyone, not just Democrats. I propose that it be rechristened the “Lee H. Oswald and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts”

lmao the title of the live feed changed from "as it happens" to "when tarp is removed"