Looking through the Epstein docs and every page just says Mr Trump is innocent and handsome?

Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard

Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.

when Carol gets angry and the whole #Pluribus short circuits for a while, does the effect travel outward from her in a wave, or are they nonlocal?

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

partially muscled skeleton was my nickname in HS

without unrestricted F-words Kim Wexler could not achieve perfection

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT is going places

somehow the worst part of this is "jeffrey E."

I love this.

BREAKING: Scorpion Bites Frog Immediately and Repeatedly

casting Idris Elba would solve this without having to say a word

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

seven episodes into Squid Game

#TheLastOrder has been hit and miss with me for the most part but he nailed Ansett Island

I mostly lost track of SW Insider a long time ago but it was a great vehicle not just for lots of short fiction with no other obvious home, but for tons of up-and-coming writers I respect to see their names in actual print--sad, if perhaps inevitable, to see that go away.

I take back every joke I ever made about @ericgeller.bsky.social looking young

Oh man, what an incredible bummer! So much of my early days as a fan can be attributed to Star Wars Insider. Growing up without internet (or even a computer in the house until the early 00s) it was my primary connection to the larger fandom. Truly an end of an era. www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

I ship it

accidentally made a Garfield Minus Garfield

virtue signalling is good actually

Jesus Christ

the least realistic thing in #Pluribus so far is the two-story bookstore still in business

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extremely tempted to write TITTY here

how much could moving to NYC really cost

And that's a wrap

BREAKING NEWS from @mollyroberts.bsky.social: SANDWICH GUY FOUND NOT GUILTY

not a single voter in central park, shameful

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

sorry if i got on the stand and admitted to being hurt by a sandwich i would go into witness protection

they're saying Dick Cheney in his dying breath endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

what’s the difference between a “fair” poll and a “reasonable” poll

now seated for the new film by my favorite working director whose name I can never think of in the moment

my magic 8 ball says i have a month to live

TV ad just touted "the best AI doctor in the world", which is like having the best action figure doctor in the world

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list

I bet every cab driver secretly hopes to one day have a passenger jump in and say “follow that car!”

went directly from John Wick 4 to a Bourne rewatch because I’m all about contrast

This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.

if you see this, post a Frankenstein

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

nailed it