Sam Guthrie crossing

Braff and Faison can have Scrubs back or they can have those T-Mobile commercials but I won’t abide both

time for one last round of my favorite FAM discourse, What 2020s Song Will Season Five End On

This Viral Uncle Has Broken The Internet And He's Actually Given Us Life

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Again I would like to reiterate, as something of an expert on the man and his work: there is actually nothing funnier or less film-literate than accusing someone of *ripping off Quentin Tarantino*

Star Trek somehow landed a pleasantly earnest, straightforward show in its most difficult setting (hundreds of years after TNG/DS9/Voyager), perfectly open-ended track clear to make adventure-of-the-week-with-students episodes, and hahaha no, Paramount is anti good things gizmodo.com/star-trek-st...

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

When you forget about the bottle of water in your backpack

For Immediate Release. "STAR WARS" SET TO BEGIN PRODUCTION IN TUNISIA ON MARCH 22.

Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead.”

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones

I feel honored when people choose to name their children after characters of mine... On the other hand, have Tulsi Gabbard model her career and look after that of Ysanne Isard is decidedly unsettling.

can it be closed down sooner

no one in his actual life has ever truly loved this man and he knows it

Fuck off

adulthood is being able to watch a new Spider-Man trailer once, think "that looks good", and then give it zero further thought for a period of months

happy st patrick’s day

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

New IL09 poll from M3 Strategies, among voters who already cast ballots by mail or early in person: Kat Abughazaleh 29.5% Daniel Biss 26.2% Laura Fine 19.7% Phil Andrew 7.9% Mike Simmons 6.6% Bushra Amiwala 5.1% Crosstabs next thread

I could never get behind a messiah named Paul

Guy can craft an image, Itellyouwhat.

meanwhile, on wookieepedia

when you’re mean to Nick on here this is who you’re being mean to

Always a good time these days to repost this slide from an IBM internal presentation in 1979.

Michael B. Jordan at In-N-Out after the Oscars 🏆🍔 🎥 deisysuarez | IG

A big takeaway this year has to be that Sinners and One Battle After Another were big, artist driven, swings bankrolled by WB whose future is ultimately unclear. I like living in a world where people like PTA and Ryan Coogler get to make the films they want to make with those resources.

There's a lot I don't love about the Oscars moving to YouTube, but I will rejoice in it if it means that winners no longer get played off.

Grogu.

THEY BROUGHT BACK MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE???

s/o to my mother during the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade asking me wtf K-Pop Demon Hunters was

step one of my ridiculously circuitous plan to get an Iron Maidens project going is complete

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

You've got to see it to bereave it

you versus the guy she told you not to worry about

every amazon brand is called PZZAFARTZ and disappears from the earth 6 weeks after you buy the thing

welcome back, Leonia Tavira

“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”

Paul Kemp, after ETE posted a bad review of Lords of the Sith--which I liked, making it even funnier

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

excellent movie

I have an unregistered firearm

Kreegyr hive rise

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

we got a woke Tao Te Ching now

looks like them Barsha boys are at it again

is #StarfleetAcademy the equivalent of a postgrad degree or are these characters supposed to be ~19