Zack Polanski pulls his trousers and pants all the way down for a stand up wee.

The truth is not the average of a fact and a lie.

Trump wants us to send boats to the Gulf does he? Fair do's

Literally this

One week ago. 🤡

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

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Primark’s new ‘Your Mum’ range.

But not for those in Scotland. Not great even you're in remission from oe+ breast cancer etc and HRT isn't available. Yes, you can have hot flushes when it's -5 'Sorry ladies. Just get on with it' BBC News - Alternative to HRT for menopausal hot flushes now on NHS www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When Tommy Robinson insisted he was a journalist, and I replied No you're not. You're not even Tommy Robinson. And yes I know I'm mixing up celebrity and infamy

Goaty Mc Goatface for the £10? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What with everything, I've decided to start brewing again. To begin with, 50 or so pints of Staropramen for keg and bottle, then I've an Oktoberfest to put together to lager through the summer.

Hopefully not for too long, and even more hopefully, everybody's ok. youtu.be/Zv4qYcbB0zI?...

This is devastating

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Iran will be run by a different guest Ayatollah every week, but somehow every third week it will be Alexander Armstrong.

How can you tell when there's a squirrel in a tree?

Zelenskyy: "We received a request from the United States for specific support in protection against "shaheds" in the Middle East region. I gave instructions to provide the necessary means and ensure the presence of Ukrainian specialists who can guarantee the required security."

Isn’t this just going splendidly? Clearly Bibi and The Orange One are tied at the hip and both equally insecure, impetuous and downright stupid. Neither have read history. Both have a vengeance. PPPPPP. The 6 Ps. Pure basics of anything. If you don’t understand, Google it. Fucking morons.

Jolly good. Do Hegseth next

Suddenly, its turns out that it is not smart to arrogantly shit on an ally that has learned how to down 200 Shaheds every single night and then wipe out and oil refinery or a military airfield with a handful of cheap drones.

I sincerely hope the gratitude of the American administration and its people will be forthcoming. BBC News - US asked Ukraine for help fighting Iranian drones, Zelensky says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It isn't just the missiles that need better guidance.

Nail/Head

Rich could make the phone book worth reading. Dive in, give yourself 10 minutes off from all the shite, you've earned it.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

To misquote ZZ Top 'She's got legs She can fucking walk'

OK Apart from Imposing tariffs on us Meddling in our politics Sueing the BBC Slagging off our troops in Afghanistan Being an alleged paedophile & starting WW3 Pres. Trump is a great ally & Keir Starmer SHOULD start acting like a snivelling shit & support him. SORT IT OUT STARMER!

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket:

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

this photo leaves little to the imagination

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

It's now become whatever they can get people to believe it is. They've been caught sucking off the family German Shepherd AGAIN by their mum coming home early from work and are trying EVERYTHING to explain it away. Unlike the dog spunk, nothing is sticking.

I once trod in her handbag. She does a VERY convincing act of being exceptionally cross when someone has trod in her handbag.

'Oh boy'

Honestly, the man gives pigshit a bad name.

You've got to play to your strengths..

TOP TIP: Prevent the world from finding out you’re a paedophile by starting world war three.

The RAF there, showing they hold an optimistic view of the quality of the furniture provided in quarters.

Trigger happy Yanks trigger happy. #NotNews

Bibby Stockholm and a bit of lube

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Carol Beardsley speaks