Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

FYI: I am going to stop summarizing Supreme Court decisions on here as they come down. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations.

Sorry folks Bsky is a waste of time for learning anything Brigading MJS is just the latest example of how this site is so deranged as to be unusable for serious purpose Such a shame

Day 1 of the ALIGN-FMD Network meeting at Imperial College London

NO KINGS. NO DUKE.

Why doesn’t anyone read anymore

They nuked the polar ice caps but ok

I think "the welfare state got substantially bigger during this period" should make the claim at least a *little* controversial.

Teaching kids to at least read cursive script is good and should be done.

Bluesky post of the day, Andy Weir has an incurious mind

New hobby tonight

The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Average Bluesky post

BOS ✈️ LHR

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

The sun is literally trying to kill us with proton and electron death rays and you guys are like, “So pretty”

The degree of passion with which a bunch of weird accounts on here hate Tiger Woods seems like a cry for help and maybe they should focus on their own personal issues that make them post like this

I feel like this is a hate crime

One of my policy ideas is you should be allowed to honk your car horn but you get electrocuted a little when you do. "What if I have a good reason" sorry the policy is the policy

We got an amazing grant today, can’t wait to announce it publicly, I’m both so mad about the state of US biomedical funding and yet so excited about this support, can’t wait to start this project

Just remember to point and laugh

Decided from now on to preemptively block anyone who turns off replies, if you can’t take criticism just stay on Facebook

Swalwell: "I want to knock out this argument we even need ICE doing what they're doing in the first place. If they are so easily moved from our streets, where they are terrorizing people, to passing out bottles of water in the airport, did we really need them terrorizing people in the first place?"

I told my trump supporter neighbor Iran is twice the size of Texas and he started crying

That could have been Vanderbilt having only four players in the floor

Learning cursive is kind of stupid, but we make kids learn algebra so why reject this useless skill as well

It’s opening day and we are already third in the AL east

Someone explain the joke here

ChatGPT experiences in my clinic: Good: Two patients have told me that ChatGPT recommended me as an expert in genetic aortic disease Bad: ChatGPT told one patient that his VUS put him at aortic risk, the gene is not causal in humans but he doesn’t believe me because the big computer said it was

Does anyone actually wash quinoa before you cook it, I think they just tell you to do that just to fuck with you

When you ask for the chunky Boston cream

It’s actually super funny that they sent ICE to airports, just a complete self own on all levels

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.

This is normal. Totally normal. Using your smartphone to spend exponentially more work to complete a simple task, instead of waiting a couple hours until you are home is a skill issue

Strange presentation, i would wonder if this is really part of the phenotype

Look, sometimes when people say they hate “liberals,” they mean “women.”

Trump ruin airports now

🔬 The Cavendish Experiment: how tiny lead balls proved gravity exists between small objects

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

Protip: If someone is enjoying a nice meal, let them do so without shitting all over it

Still snow and sticks in New Hampshire

I’m cheering and they don’t care

Put on second deck

Ash being tiny

Just created a new postdoctoral position at UCSF doing cardiovascular deep learning and common-variant genetics in my lab. Please take a look at the posting and send me an email if interested! postdocs.ucsf.edu/postdoctoral...

Same for baseball Twitter, which has a lot more juice (and almost no racists or anti-Semites, at least in the feeds I follow). Bluesky baseball is slow and thin.