TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

J.R.R. Tolkien, literal Butlerian Jihadist

#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Mari Lwyd! #MariLwyd was a gray mare belonging to Taliesin, a poet hailed as “chief of the bards” in sixth century Wales. Taliesin frequently called on Awen, the Welsh muse, for inspiration... 1/

you ever think about how buck wild it must have been to be the first European colonizer to see a hummingbird? “i saw a tiny bug that was also a bird, and it had hatred in its heart.”

Seeing a fabulous scholar flying overhead:

Oh yeah? Well could AI do THIS??

Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way

found my embassy

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme. It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.

eeveelutions 🦊 #art #pokemon

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I remember a Cracked article that pointed out kids have been doing "memes" since before we even had the internet. People in the comments are pointing out "Kilroy was here" is a meme, which has been around since at least 1940. Not only is it not a problem, this has been around for AGES.

Water your tree.

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November things in coloured pencil from patreon 🍄🍂 #artses

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

I hope his peace is contagious

Just watched my old supervisor walk in the building with no coat and just short shirtsleeves what the heck IT IS LITERALLY SNOWING

Snow! On the Commute

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Back to the crocheted snowman, 'tis the season lol

This year I'm thankful for a peaceful day where I don't need to be anxious about my dad because he's not suffering anymore. I'm going to go out to eat lmao forget this haha

Hold up

C'est moi

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

This is Calappa, the same crab that I made a pumpkin of (next skeet) and one of bluesky's favorite crabs. Not only does it run funny, it has an adorable face and its claws are specialized like a can opener for snails 🦀🦑

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Who up screaming at they perimeter fence

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

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Part 83 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'

oh this one's easy, there's a glitch in Dark Souls 2 that makes your character the wrong sex, so to fix this you have to jump into a coffin but this dickhead called The Pursuer will try to kill you about it. anyway if you get in there fast enough you'll have better animations

eevees!! #pokemon

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

oh gawd it got better its absolutely chicago

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

steam machine de la abuela

The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.

Everyone in America: Wow the Bears are winning all these last minute games in wild comebacks, it's miraculous, how are they even doing it Pope Leo in the Vatican: *smiles*

You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day