Happy two year adoption anniversary to these beautiful love bombs

Happy cotton candy day to you, madam wonderful 💛🤸 @skyepatridge.bsky.social

Things I’ve said tonight that @skyepatridge.bsky.social didn’t break up with me for: “Sometimes I feel like a roomba” Woody voice: “there’s a steak in my tooth!”

My mom found a binder of neopets cards in a box of me and my brothers stuff in the basement and I’m having a great time now.

A couple years ago @skyepatridge.bsky.social taught me about lemon pigs. This year we taught the littles. Happy new year.

Gotta love getting the email that I'm in arrears with the WGA. Because I can't pay my dues.... When there's literally NOTHING in place to help us get WGA jobs. When LLs were left out of the new agreement. When they haven't given me health insurance for two years. The system feels... broken.

it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!

Surgery went great. I feel good. Skylar’s here. However I was apparently VERY high when I first woke up and in my delirium sent some bangers:

Heading in for surgery tomorrow (non emergency procedure I'm fine!) everyone have a lovely Christmas!

Expressing ideas is a skill, it has value and worth, and it the first step in showing you can lead a crew to a unified vision, that you are capable of all the technical and soft skills that come with leading. Expressing an idea is THEEE entry level If you need AI you're not fit for the role tbqh

I had to watch Alabama's ban on gender affirming care for minors go into effect. It impacted multiple people in my life. It is cruel beyond words. Pick up the phone. Call all of your reps. Don't tell me it won't matter--I call Tommy Tuberville. EVERY FUCKIN' TIME. I won't gift them silence on this.

thinking about Yee today youtu.be/q6EoRBvdVPQ?...

These "i want to control the world" tech guys blow my mind. You want... more responsibility? You want... more stuff to think about? Have not enough of you been oldest daughters? Like... pass, thanks.

I am demanding $500 each from every single pundit and politico who tried to rehab her in the last few weeks. Right now.

New X TOS grant them the rights to reproduce/reuse/train AI with any texts or images you upload so if you happen to still be there, not only should you not share your work, do not post any art of anyone else's either, even credited!

Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor. "I can't afford a visual artist" So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them? Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.

Wait a second now hold on…

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

My “influencer” moment has arrived I guess!

This brown news sucks so bad. I hate guns.

Tonight I got to go to Boston Tavern and they covered me and my whole family’s tab because this went wild on the other socials. Not only did it slap but while we sat there FIVE other women near us also ordered girl dinner. Sometimes girlhood is universal 🤌🏼

I heard the kids are romanticizing being a millennial in 2012 and I too loved being a millennial in 2012 so I dug through some of my stuff:

SURPRISE I have room in my schedule for script reads/notes. I've done this for years for a range of clients from fresh newbies to transitioning directors/actors and even showrunners and EPs. You get a read + thorough feedback. My rates are: Feature: $200 Pilot: $140 1/2 hr: $100

Hey everyone going WELL TIME TO PLAY MORE FORTNITE TO HUNT DOWN PEOPLE WEARING HARRY POTTER STUFF No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.

SURPRISE I have room in my schedule for script reads/notes. I've done this for years for a range of clients from fresh newbies to transitioning directors/actors and even showrunners and EPs. You get a read + thorough feedback. My rates are: Feature: $200 Pilot: $140 1/2 hr: $100

in Good Pure Things this has somehow gone viral at the other place with over 2.5 million views. The guy who owns the place and his daughter who runs their socials are thrilled and have offered me free girl dinner. What a weird happy accident for everyone.

Very silly but just got word that my first big girl IP comic will be announced soon. Gave a quote for the trades. It’s all happening. Thank goodness for comics this year and the small wins it’s given me.

Lots of “why is it only for girls?” “Can I eat this if I’m not a girl?” Do you ask the waiter if you have to live in Cali when you order the California burrito? Do you ask if you have to be Chinese when you order a Chinese salad? Girl is the origin. Say the name order the food fellas 🙏🏼✌🏼

Ah yes the two genders

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Going up to the bar and ordering a round of girl dinners for my table

Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way

6) Art is, in the end, a way of taking a feeling out of my head and trying to jam it into yours from across space and time. There may be some tasty junk food made by AI eventually, but without intention, our appetites to make will be unmet, and we will eventually move on. 6/6

Jeez @pantone you had so many options to choose from though

I appreciate the people of blue sky for not judging me for using it to post tons of nephews and family and cat photos. I love those things and Instagram is a bit intense. BS feels like I’m putting pics of my family on my office desk and it’s safer

My gentle angel boy doing his ASL at his holiday concert today.

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

Merry Christmas to all my fellow TV writers:

Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

need everyone to understand that not only did Jess nail this suggestion but this game has now taken over my life unfortunately i'll be OOO forever

This new litter of floof gremlins from the same rescue I got my girls from. Lifeline cats in the LA area. If you’re local or down in San Diego (they travel) check them out! I can not recommend this woman and her rescue kittens enough. They’re all so socialized and cuddly and awesome.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

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If you’re a comics podcaster, comics critic, writer or artist interviewer or any kind and you have some schedule openings in the coming months, @skyepatridge.bsky.social and I have a lil press tour to plan for 2026 so give me a shout/DM!

hi hi can I make a little "looking for work" post? Trying to build out my 26 schedule and I'd LOVE more comics work or similar stuff! I'm a TV/comics writer witha big IP series coming in 26, two graphic novels at madcave, and indies! I do best with emotions and banter and love YA and horror.

“Welcome to the Federation, P’takh!”

Recently was talking to @skyepatridge.bsky.social about a cover for our comic and said I just want people to bring back old school WB everyone laying sexy in a pile covers and HERE WE ARE. Thank you SFA!