This puts Scottish Labour to the right of Reform

Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'. And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.

Sheep in Ebbw Vale satirising Damien Hirst

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Animalgesics. #art #pills #moles

Hey gang! I know money is tight for everyone and there are far more dramatic things happening in the world, but I'm doing a spot of fundraising for the UK's National Autistic Society this month! Please help me suffer if you can! www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...

Husbando, apparently envious of my new Sororitas, has dug out the old chaos marines he's been dragging around for 15 years and not worked on. Just found a fething metal Legion of the Damned mini (yes, with the flames cast into the armour) in the bits box 💀 #WH40k

In April 1976, in a café at Cambridge railway station, Douglas Adams bought some biscuits. We know this because he told the story so many times that it somehow opened up a wormhole in the space-time continuum, travelling both forwards and backwards and, intriguingly, sideways in time. (1/some...)

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Me? Having a religious experience at the gym to Paris Paloma's fucking *masterpiece* Good Girl? It's more likely than you think

I have purchased this for my Evie cosplay

• Introduction to Philosophy (Plato) • Culture and Cultural Influence in Ancient Egypt • Sports, Games & Entertainment in the Greek & Roman World • The Amarna Age • History & Archaeology of Roman Britain

£1300 of Sororitas has somehow fallen into my possession, and will be a part-cash part-MTG exchange, and I don’t understand this week at all

I think cities are *fine* as long as you are happy to be drinking really expensive beer in the complete absence of any sheep.

Dammit Aronofsky 🤢 Pi is one of my husband's favourite films

On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?

Watching me some spaceflight. It's *still* the coolest thing ever to me.

Halsey next week HALSEY NEXT WEEK Ugh Halsey babe save me from the horrors I beg you

if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good

There's always a moment in late January when the volume, variety & intensity of birdsong seems to have chipped up, and this year it seems to be today. Wren, goldfinch, redwing, song thrush, robin, all the tits, blackcap, nuthatch & more (the heron was flying over, silently & the V-2 crater is full)

This fucking psychopath ghoul of a woman "Hamstrung by human rights laws" you just want to be able to shoot people in the street, Suella, at least have the balls to admit it

£3.5k we paid for that passageway roof and it is still raining in my house. Bearing in mind this was the same guy I've had to keep the house clean for (to be able to have the cops round in case he kicked off about other bullshit) for about a week now, I'm allowed to be pissed off.

For those wondering what "Batman's Aff His Nut" sounds like in a proper Glaswegian accent, here's Robert Florence, who penned it, reciting it over a Batman teaser...

Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive

god this is so so so good

"15 years ago DEAD SPACE..." oh wow, it's been that long since the original DEAD SPACE came out? Huh, well, I guess I shouldn't be... "...2 came out."

Timeline cleans with snowflake-sized baby lagoon jellyfish. . 🎥 jelliesfarm www.instagram.com/jelliesfarm?...

*angry ex-archaeologist yelling* THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS VANCE YOU DUMB FUCKING CUCK *breathes*

You know where you can find mass infant remains? right alongside and under the foundations of medieval churches. because infant mortality was heartbreakingly high and these assholes are doing everything they can to bring that back

There's always a Jean-Luc quote for current events, isn’t there.

Ghost covers I want to exist: Cardinal Copia (specifically) doing Maiden's Holy Smoke

Once again: If it's not your job, it's fine to not watch horrific footage.

Number of lovely conversations I've had with strangers today purely because I've been lugging around my new Fulgrim: two

Great news, gang: if you've got an extra 30 million bucks lying around, get in one little fight, and your mom gets scared, you can move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air! www.realtor.com/realestatean...

Dear unofficial LOTR merch creators: Please stop slapping 'I am no man' atop the Shards of Narsil. Please? It makes no sense 😭

Horrified yet somehow unsurprised to discover work will not be raising the progressive pride flag for LGBT+ history month... because we don't have planning permission for it 💀

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Oh good, just discovered the brand-new £3.5k passageway roof leaks. Good. Great.

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Pencil lovers, we've made a wallpaper for your phone.

Oh my goddddd we just got to the bit in Bloodname when Aidan reveals his true identity to Kael Pershaw and I am *screaming* #BattleTech

Nearly threw up on the leg press 🥴 fucking Emma Frost and her giant thighs 💀

So will we get a phone alert if there’s war then

You’ve Got This*

Hmmmm reading 547 pages of a social care record that's making me go 'huh there but for the grace of god go I' probably ain't so good for my brain right now eh

I've been talked into this for SFW and honestly the idea of all the sewing is making me tired, as nice as it is to see a heroine with legs like mine

Oh good, I stretched the wrong way at work and popped a rib out and had to pop it back in 💀 thanks, hypermobility