Too funny.

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

how it feels to try something on in a store you have no right to try on

Always punch Nazis. Even wax ones.

MLS fans get their news from BlueSky more than the right wing freak husk of old Twitter. Imagine running a sports team’s social media strategy and not understanding this yet. #Crew96

Columbus folks please share this out.

Fuck you Facebook messenger, I won't imagine my messages with AI

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Steven Erkel and Carlton Banks

What a great headline

The PWHL should expand to ohio.

Man, the main character in Labrynth is annoying.

Still holding out hope that @supportersupply.co will eventually release a black and yellow rugby sweater.

Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings

Don’t cry because it’s over, fusslads. Cry because it didn’t need to happen. In a just world—a world of The Law, governed by Righteous Men and Women—your suffering would have ended weeks ago after being eliminated on aggregate in the 1st round. But for men like Don Garber, cruelty *is* the point.

Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature. 2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise! That "feature" is now gone.

A new bostons favorite son and @acesradio.bsky.social in the same week? Christmas came early!

Why did I choose to become a browns fan?

Attendance banter might be the most bitchmade banter lol

Bars.

When I grow up, I want to be a zamboni driver.

My wife said I wasn't allowed to wear anything #Crew96 to the cyclones game tonight. So I managed to sneak this @addedtime.com underneath the hockey jersey

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

This is why all the Crew fans who fought through the #SaveTheCrew saga are untouchable... we've already won, we're winners no matter what tries to gaslight us into believing otherwise. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. Vamos #Crew96. Beat #FCC

Chutes and ladders was made by the devil

No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Until USL & USLPA agree on a CBA, any content about the pro/rel & first division plans needs to also speak on the issues - CBA, NCFC, other clubs lessening operations. At this point in time, content about USL’s future that is 100% optimistic & full of excitement sadly feels theatric

This happening at literally the exact same time as the Prop50 CA elections, the NYC Mayoral elections, Spanberger in VA and Dick Cheney dying is the real-life montage moment you'd get if Millennials made Zemeckis-style nostalgia movies about their own pop-history like Boomers got.

I tuned in late to the UD game. Why is the UD shot clock automatically going to 20?

Bringing this back for inspiration. Trump should watch it sometime... AND LEARN ‼️ #IDontWantToBeAnEmperor

My favorite part of #Crew96 games (besides them winning) is seeing the increasing number of @supportersupply.co mercy everyone is wearing.

Me yesterday

Dayton really needs a pro hockey team again.

Me watching my youngest use a cracker to scoop straight ranch into her mouth. She didn't eat the cracker...

We Are The Big Bois of the Capital

🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 #crew96 #HellisReal

Don't get me wrong, the browns looked bad today. But at least we didn't lose to the jets.

Mary kay: "Myles Garrett put on his Superman cape and tried to single-handedly beat the Patriots, but he discovered he can’t do it without an offense."

Me when the weather drops

$170B for ICE and Border Patrol $40B for Argentina $1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet $230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation" $200M for Kristi Noem's jets $98M for Trump's golf outings But no money to lower your healthcare costs.

This is a tremendous idea.

Apparently one of the barbers at the new barber shop I'm trying out also shops at @supportersupply.co

There are many fair criticisms of the No Kings organization and certainly safety issues should be called out, but like... just don't go if you don't feel safe enough going or doubt the efficacy 🤷 Saying mass demonstrations don't work is like pointing at a tire and saying "that's not a car."

I'm not crying, you're crying #Crew96

I like how Northern Illinois is leaving the MAC for "stronger competition". Meanwhile they're getting smacked around by middle of the pack OU.