ON THE MOVE: FC Naples announced the signing of midfielder Aiden Mesias, who spent the last three seasons with Forward Madison 🦩 ➡️ 🌴

The lieutenant on Stranger Things is definitely an homage to Guy Gardner, right?

He can't even handle having the baby Jesus outshine him

He's going for another peace prize

I thought the crystal ball was full of cash

Dennis "D-Man" Dunphy gets an onscreen membership in the Avengers fixing a 40 year continuity issue

it's 2027 and the NWSL owner sock puppet accounts are trying to influence the ESPN to vote for European players over Global South players on their top 50 list.

Would you like to come and work with me? We're hiring a YouTube Content & Asset Coordinator to join the video team where you'd help guide the #USL and #GainbridgeSuperLeague YouTube channels, including planning and executing long- and short-form content. www.teamworkonline.com/soccer-jobs/...

Here's the other ASL pin that I bought. I got it at the same time as this first but came from Norway. Second pic is both pins.

The Eclipse series was dark but had to be renamed Mini Tim in the US due to rights issues

I just realized that Sam M’Fin Kerr would not qualify for the HIP designation, and man you really have to try hard to make an arbitrary list of the best players in the world worthy of more money and not include her. #NWSL equalizersoccer.com/2025/12/23/w...

You will be haunted by three ghosts. First, the Ghost of Sanctioning Past!

ship goes pEW! peW!

That MLS to everything-having-to-do-with-US-Soccer pipeline is undefeated

Bonkers

Not great, Bob.

Also posted today, we're hiring a Digital Content Manager for the Men's Pathway, specifically focused on the #USL-C and #USL-1. This role will produce, edit and publish digital content across league platforms. Want to come and work with me and the #USL team? www.teamworkonline.com/soccer-jobs/...

In bittersweet news, my colleague De is heading to a new job during the break. That means we're hiring a Digital Content Coordinator for our Women’s Pathway, creating content for the Gainbridge Super League and USL W League's digital and social platforms. www.teamworkonline.com/soccer-jobs/...

wow wow wow wow

Matchmaker Mad Libs: "This is not a __________. It's a __________."

Merry Christmas. Never say that I didn't get you anything

Are you LGBTQ+ and working in media in the UK? InterMedia UK wants to hear from you! ⬇️

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

"Weiss touted El Salvador’s brutal leader while her blog published jokes about Trump sending immigrants to the CECOT prison." open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...

woooowwwww

I love you all but there's way too much Premier League posting on here

Here is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her ‘60 Minutes’ colleagues in full:

Omg, what a whiny baby

Those are big sticking points

The Mastermind is a really great snapshot of the end of the sixties. The pacing is laconic and the cinematography is exquisite.

The Protagonist Soccer Club of the Year voting is open and needs your participation! www.protagonistsoccer.com/coverage/clu...

Dude is Trump's criminal defense attorney and is also in charge of the DOJ investigation into a vast criminal sex trafficking ring in which Trump is implicated.

Hard to over praise the year One Knox had. Best team from start to finish. And that title puts a pin in an impressive build starting from a soft launch year in USL League Two.

The release of the Epstein files left many of his victims disappointed with how the Justice Department handled it, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. “America is getting a look tonight into how we have all felt for years,” one survivor said.

Why is the White House speed running a truckload of historically shitty public health maneuvers right at the end of the year?

Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

Ooo la la... Davey Fucking Mason is a defensive midfielder now. I'm super excited to potentially see a Maryland Bobcat for Life at Hinchliffe in March!

Me if I was an airline pilot: "We're now descending into the Joseph Biden-Reagan National Airport"

Fighter jets flew a couple circles over the Maryland DC suburbs just now

LOL... CBS News is now branded clickbait brought to you by BankO'America THINGS THAT MATTER!!!

Interested to see how high up he is on the Tormenta depth chart on opening day. I'd bet we see him in a ton of preseason minutes.

My officemates

Let's goddamn go!

Holy crap chart from Gallup

Raiders of the Lost Ark Punching Nazis? I'm good with that. (btw it's my favorite all-time movie)

I'm not a huge TikTok user but 1) all past experiences with these types of corporate sales say it's going to get worse 2) I don't want to use a service connected with any of these people So, my social media universe continues to get smaller. And I'm content with that.

The US TikTok sale has been signed. The company will be controlled by a joint venture including Oracle, Silver Lake, Andreessen Horowitz, Abu Dhabi-based MGX. Adding a UAE company really makes it clear that this was never about national security concerns. www.axios.com/2025/12/18/t...