I don’t care if this is probably fake I want this to be real.

Agyemang finished the day with an assist in Derby’s 1-1 draw at Wrexham #dcfc #WxmAFC

USL Players Association is calling for fans to block USL Championship on instagram. It would appear that both sides are far from coming to a new bargaining agreement. One of the demands USL Players are seeking is employer-provided healthcare.

After my eye exam today I asked my doctor a simple question. Is my prescription different in each eye? His response was an emphatic I don’t know. Why I didn’t immediately call him on his bullshit is example number 783 of why I am a people pleaser.

Let the purrs and playful moments begin! Meet, Lucky, located in Tampa, FL. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/lucky-75702439/fl/tampa/rags-to-riches-animal-rescue-inc-fl1802/

All my best to this FEMA employee, and may they succeed in their mission:

FF III continues to amaze me. The flexibility to play different ways with different jobs is so damn cool.

BellTower Partners Makes Strategic Growth Investment in United Soccer League; Founder and CEO Kewsong Lee Named Vice Chair “We see durable demand for authentic, community-focused clubs” Ewww www.uslsoccer.com/news_article...

The only thing more cool than this Rhode Island Stingrays jacket might be the He-Man bed spread. www.ebay.com/itm/28682184...

Skate. is far from a perfect game. I’m not a fan of online only, live service, or micro-transactions. The things the game does well it lands with excellent precision. The feeling of landing a line or challenge is a dopamine hit that few other games can reach.

Levien and Kaplan didn’t want a soccer general manager, they wanted a LinkedIn poster

Had to do a double take. Thought that was a swastika in the background and was VERY confused.

If you’re able send Rob some funds.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

"fascism is a temper tantrum disguised as an ideology" is a mf'n BAR

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Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid

1000% yes. Especially because most modern games don’t come with manuals. I shouldn’t have to traverse the internet to figure out game mechanics.

Really wanted to play the new Skate. game. Can’t even get past the initial settings menu. Big time bummer. ☹️

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This is right up with hiring a manager that gained notoriety as a Gaelic Football manager with little actual soccer experience.

MLS Season Pass subscriptions are going so well that they’re giving it away. I thought this was a clever tactic to give you the rest of the regular season for free. Then have you pay for the playoffs. Nope the remainder of the 2025 season is free via the link. redeem.services.apple/ea-mls-1m-qr...

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

As if I need another reason to love Hannah Einbinder.

A Toklomati hat trick AND a Messi PK saved by Kahlina. Oh what a night.

CATCH OF THE DAY by West Virginia's punter on a bad snap at the back of the end zone (and then he punted it 46 yards!)

world's cutest public transportation system

One of my favorite parts of the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster collection is the art gallery. Onto FF III next.

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen all week

We live in the weirdest era. We have shitposting assassins, Discord elections for PM, and anime revolutions. History books are going to be so strange in a few decades.

I’m not sure which I was less prepared for entering Pandemonium. The music or the Death Riders. Sheesh.

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Almost angry replied to someone about World Cup ticket prices. Nope not today. Not worth my energy.

Ancient organisms may have left microscopic "biosignatures" on Mars. That's according to NASA scientists, who say a rock sample offers the most concrete proof yet that the red planet once hosted life.

Sharing for no reason whatsoever.

Did you know that your city almost definitely has a deal with the phone app "Libby" where you can enter your city library number and get access to an enormous number of ebooks? This is great because if there's a day you don't want to be on social media, it gives you somewhere to sink your attention.

“After Nottingham Rock City, the Chippendales – a group of male strippers – were in the hotel bar. For some reason, Nirvana’s manager said, ‘Fancy a game of five-a-side?’” Club Eleven continues to be one of the best soccer newsletters on the planet. www.clubelevenmail.com/p/nirvana-on...

“After Nottingham Rock City, the Chippendales – a group of male strippers – were in the hotel bar. For some reason, Nirvana’s manager said, ‘Fancy a game of five-a-side?’” Club Eleven continues to be one of the best soccer newsletters on the planet. www.clubelevenmail.com/p/nirvana-on...

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

That explains why the problem hasn’t been remedied whatsoever. Failed country through and through.

Search “Ronaldo Las Vegas” for more info on this potential matchup.

Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks