FYI: I am going to stop summarizing Supreme Court decisions on here as they come down. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations.

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

Mississippi teachers will get a far smaller pay raise than expected due to state budget constraints caused by President Trump's cuts to Medicaid in his "Big Beautiful Bill." The Mississippi House and Senate initially passed $5,000 and $6,000 teacher pay raises respectively. Now, it's just $2,000.

calvin from calvin and hobbes, as an adult, would certainly hang out with me and recognize me as an intellectual peer. but i would betray him and steal hobbes. get smoked

2021 Republicans: How dare tech companies talk to government about moderating speech!!! We’ll create a whole false narrative about it and take it all the way to the Supreme Court! 2025 Republicans: We run things now so

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

this is the quality of a Harvard education

Realism vs. Reality

likely story

Louisiana’s #crawfish industry feels the pinch of limits on foreign workers #LAFirstNews #lagov #lalege www.louisianafirstnews.com/news/ap-top-...

The North Carolina Supreme Court has intervened in a lawsuit against Chemours over the "forever chemicals" that pollute so much of our state's water. Earls is livid in dissent, arguing the GOP majority is delaying justice for suffering communities. #ncpol #pfas

The real comedy Chuck Norris inadvertently gave us didn't come from internet jokes, it came from Conan o' Brien's brilliant Walker Texas Ranger Lever segments. Where he'd play out of context clips of the show that were weird & hilarious. I'll remember that the most. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzI...

We come to this place for magic.

Absolutely reads like an LLM wrote it. Lol

Loving Matt Berry as the Oscars announcer because it makes every one of the ad reads come across like a joke

Matt Berry pronouncing “Burger King” is the new “cellar door”

Almost done with @screendrafts.bsky.social Best of 2025 Mega and am ready to declare that Daniel Waters is the best first time GM in the history of the show. Legendary performance.

As someone who does comms with attorneys on sensitive matters all the time this is why you must, in fact, listen to legal

Remember, ICE only goes after "the worst of the worst" -- murderers, rapists, drug traffickers and, apparently, Ivy League students cramming for a Genetics exam.

Movie Pyramid - 12/13/2025: 10/10 Correct Score: 1159 🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.moviepyramid.io

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

finally, invesco qqq has presented us with some classic gridiron in the city of atlanta

incredible things happening on TikTok

some salad dressing bottles have squeeze tops that limit the flow of dressing and others are just wide open and this is an industry best practice to ensure you occasionally ruin at least one salad

watching lsu lose to vandy

jayden i love you it’s not your fault the ball jumped out of your hands like that

LSU football loves to suffer—the universe is healing

my fashion take is that for men, sweaters should be purchased one size too big.

the most important skeet up to this point

seeing Baltimorons with some true cinephiles tonight

Charlie Kirk called me a ‘lunatic’ and a ‘prostitute’ and demanded I be deported. Nothing, *nothing*, justifies killing him, or robbing his kids of their dad. We don’t know the identity or motive of the shooter but murder can *never* be the response to political disagreements.

Big matchup early in Texas-Ohio State as Arch Manning commercials aired is running away from Arch Manning touchdown drives.

help i already have arch manning fatigue

loaded up the most recent @screendrafts.bsky.social patreon ep, saw the runtime and burst out laughing.

Movie Pyramid - 07/07/2025: 10/10 Correct Score: 1156 🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.moviepyramid.io

it was incredibly stupid. stupider than you can imagine. the stupidity of the commentary especially was low key my inspiration for wanting to get into the takes game. me at 14 basically, “i could do better than this shit”

Movie Pyramid - 06/18/2025: 10/10 Correct Score: 1199 🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.moviepyramid.io

Movie Pyramid - 06/14/2025: 10/10 Correct Score: 1122 🟩 🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.moviepyramid.io

NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

wow one of my fav podcasts @screendrafts.bsky.social is finally covering the director of my favorite movie, The Hurt Locker. I can’t wait to listen! I’m sure The Hurt Locker will be near the top! *some minutes later*

Step one of everyone’s plan to make the Democratic Party win elections is always “First, my personal ideological faction will gain greater control of the Democratic Party,” which is the exact point I stop taking you seriously

David Zaslav makes more than $50 million a year

Movie Snake - 05/14/2025: 9/9 Correct Score: 1239 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 www.moviesnake.io

i refuse to believe that we are getting a legasequel to NOW YOU SEE ME

Schrodinger’s Trent

rappers have started making songs about how hard they work. biggest recession indicator yet

This is so obviously correct that I'm embarrassed for the firms that caved.

Boots McGee was playing against plumbers and mechanics.

Mayor Kelly joins the Chattanooga Fire Department and members of the Chattanooga City Council to open the brand new fire training tower. An important new tool for the best fire department in America. We’re investing in our first responders. #OneChattanooga