13 years ago today.

what the fuck is this. <3

the funniest god damn twist in this stupid little saga.

pretty sure this is just subspace

I’m gonna start referring to my phone as my unkempt asshole and see how long it takes people to catch on

the pants are not unshitting themselves, indeed.

finding out that Skibidi Toilet is Georgian has to be the least surprising surprise ever.

Every time I walk into an office supply store it feels like I’ve stepped inside an entire building that’s lost the will to live

we're in the bad place aren't we

Yeah you could say I got that dog in me (Ate my Halloween candy too fast and now have a tummy ache)

Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician

I am fucking dead

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

look at this fucking masterpiece of a tantrum over some random person tweeting about voting for Mamdani.

GM 🖤

Hi. I'm calling from the forest and am in a bit of a precarious position. Bear with me.

it says here your interests include "when there is a lot of bathroom in me and i make all that bathroom come out"

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Sorry but they look rad as hell

HEY THAT'S MY COFFEE CUP hell of a cameo

@danabra.mov's personal blog is some absolute king shit. tangled.org/@danabra.mov... <3

Can’t wait til some Michael Burry knockoff shorts OpenAI and the world fucking implodes.

Omfg that is insane. Truly there is nothing new under the sun

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

when my grandkids ask me what life was like before TikTok I'm going to pull up this video and tell them it was me and my weird friend trying to "make it big" in the insider home-movie scene. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXeJ...

Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality

wait so did the rapture really not happen or am I just surrounded by assholes?

/2 Also: “I don’t care about the constitution or the rule of law because my feelings are hurt” is a very modern American conservative sentiment.

It’s 2025 and one of the hosts of the Man Show is being silenced for his beliefs and having his free speech curtailed and it’s not the right wing one.

well today was shitty but I just discovered @kenjennings.bsky.social and my, my, my is that some weird shit. very welcome, but weird.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

TERRIBLE RIDE

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

beyond bummed :(

listening to early Prodigy like the galaxy-brained genius i am

JFC Zuckerborg's kids are "Maxima" "Augusta" and "Aurelia" mf'er has been telling us what a shithead he is for years

why in god's name do people try to throw down with this guy ends in an execution every time.

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

xAI announces that Grok will be incorporated into US government and the Department of Defense. Meanwhile, Grok itself still has not tweeted in nearly 48 hours after being taken offline during a second barrage of creepy outputs and seeming threats.

Meanwhile, over on X:

comparing bsky to desktop linux is hilariously unfair to both in chaotically different reasons.

well that's not good. not good at all

I think about this at least twice a week